An Appeal 17:34 - Sep 30 with 2034 views | SaintNick | Making An Appeal here : Don’t normally Do this but am appealing to all Saints fans to keep their eyes and ears open ..one of my neighbours is a Pompey fan and who I know has no money, she has a young son of 8 years old .. she got his new Pompey shirt signed by the Entire Pompey squad and yesterday hung it out to air on the line .. some lowlife climbed over the fence and nicked all her pegs | |
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An Appeal on 17:57 - Sep 30 with 1973 views | hedgeend61 | Just got a job as a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant. My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places. | | | |
An Appeal on 19:05 - Sep 30 with 1894 views | TripleNiemi | Surprised they left the washing line.......... | |
| Ready and waiting to mop up those European places...... |
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An Appeal on 19:19 - Sep 30 with 1874 views | Butty101 |
An Appeal on 17:57 - Sep 30 by hedgeend61 | Just got a job as a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant. My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places. |
I’m being thick obviously 🙄 but don’t get your greggs joke | |
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An Appeal on 20:18 - Sep 30 with 1786 views | PatfromPoole |
An Appeal on 17:57 - Sep 30 by hedgeend61 | Just got a job as a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant. My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places. |
That’s very good as well. | |
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An Appeal on 21:17 - Sep 30 with 1726 views | kingslandstand1 |
Didn't they make a film about the life of Pi as well ................ roaring success | | | |
(No subject) (n/t) on 15:04 - Oct 1 with 1492 views | 130yrs_and_one_Cup |
An Appeal on 17:57 - Sep 30 by hedgeend61 | Just got a job as a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant. My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places. |
If you give Pompey one point for each trophy we have more than your club, we get: 3 points. I 4 1 find that quite comforting. [Post edited 1 Oct 2020 15:09]
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An Appeal on 15:21 - Oct 1 with 1483 views | Butty101 |
oh jesus ........ i was treating them as two separate jokes | |
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An Appeal on 16:44 - Oct 1 with 1428 views | hedgeend61 | Just saw a bloke at Aldi with 20 crates of San Miguel and 30 paella ready meals. Obviously Hispanic buying. | | | |
An Appeal on 16:54 - Oct 1 with 1414 views | hedgeend61 | What's the difference between Covid 19 and Romeo and Juliet? One's a Coronavirus and the other's a Verona crisis. It seems a bit ridiculous that Uncle Bens is being rebranded as it apparently causes offence. If you ask me, I find it a bit riceist. A couple were lying on their bed. It was their 10th anniversary. "What is it my dear" he asked "you seem distant this morning". "Darling" she replied "We have been so happy, but I think that its time I made a confession. You see, before we were wed I lived a very different life. This is not easy, but I was an international hooker for 8 years. For several seconds nothing more was said. Then, he raised himself from the bed and walked to the window where he pondered for a while and then returned to her side. He took her hand and looking her in the eyes said "You are the most perfect wife. I love you and I would never hold your past against you. International hooker - maybe you could recall those days and with a few tricks of the trade spice up our sex life?". "Oh my poor innocent husband" she replied "I don't think you understand. When I said international hooker I meant my name was Gareth and I played rugby for Wales". | | | |
An Appeal on 17:10 - Oct 1 with 1397 views | ericofarabia |
An Appeal on 16:44 - Oct 1 by hedgeend61 | Just saw a bloke at Aldi with 20 crates of San Miguel and 30 paella ready meals. Obviously Hispanic buying. |
I found it very odd that he didn't take advantage of the Special Offer on Spanish Red Wine at £1 a bottle ..... I think he must be off his Rioja | | | |
An Appeal on 18:44 - Oct 1 with 1341 views | 1885_SFC | The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers nowadays is Fish and Chips. And even that I take with a pinch of salt. | |
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An Appeal on 19:00 - Oct 1 with 1320 views | hedgeend61 | I went to the builders merchants recently and asked to buy 1000 house bricks. The man behind the counter asked what they were for. I said I needed them to build a barbecue. He said you dont need 1000 bricks to build a barbecue. I said you do when you live on the 12th floor. | | | |
An Appeal on 21:34 - Oct 1 with 1237 views | Wints76 | My wife left a note saying she is leaving me because I am stupid and bigoted. First of all, I am not stupid, I am dyslexic. Secondly, I can hardly help the size of my toes, can I? | | | |
An Appeal on 23:13 - Oct 2 with 1038 views | hedgeend61 | I was just washing up, with the back door open, when suddenly, an owl flew in. It dried all the pots n pans, then flew straight back out! Couldn’t believe it! Think it was a Teat Owl…. Did you know . . . ? If you staple enough 'L' plates to a fence in Wales eventually you'll come up with the name of a village! | | | |
(No subject) (n/t) on 00:46 - Oct 3 with 1016 views | MattFinish |
(No subject) (n/t) on 15:04 - Oct 1 by 130yrs_and_one_Cup | If you give Pompey one point for each trophy we have more than your club, we get: 3 points. I 4 1 find that quite comforting. [Post edited 1 Oct 2020 15:09]
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Pity you can't convert it to money | | | |
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