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An Appeal 17:34 - Sep 30 with 2034 viewsSaintNick

Making An Appeal here : Don’t normally Do this but am appealing to all Saints fans to keep their eyes and ears open ..one of my neighbours is a Pompey fan and who I know has no money, she has a young son of 8 years old .. she got his new Pompey shirt signed by the Entire Pompey squad and yesterday hung it out to air on the line .. some lowlife climbed over the fence and nicked all her pegs

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An Appeal on 17:48 - Sep 30 with 1994 viewsPatfromPoole


Poll: If we win a play-off semi at St. Mary’s should there be a pitch invasion?

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An Appeal on 17:57 - Sep 30 with 1973 viewshedgeend61

Just got a job as a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant.

My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places.
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An Appeal on 19:05 - Sep 30 with 1894 viewsTripleNiemi

Surprised they left the washing line..........


Ready and waiting to mop up those European places......

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An Appeal on 19:19 - Sep 30 with 1874 viewsButty101

An Appeal on 17:57 - Sep 30 by hedgeend61

Just got a job as a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant.

My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places.


I’m being thick obviously 🙄 but don’t get your greggs joke

Poll: Has the Ross Stewart deal already paid off as Nick says?

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An Appeal on 19:32 - Sep 30 with 1852 viewshedgeend61

An Appeal on 19:19 - Sep 30 by Butty101

I’m being thick obviously 🙄 but don’t get your greggs joke


http://www.math.com/tables/constants/pi.htm

You're probably a bit younger than me and may not have used it in maths at school
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An Appeal on 20:18 - Sep 30 with 1786 viewsPatfromPoole

An Appeal on 17:57 - Sep 30 by hedgeend61

Just got a job as a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant.

My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places.


That’s very good as well.


Poll: If we win a play-off semi at St. Mary’s should there be a pitch invasion?

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An Appeal on 21:17 - Sep 30 with 1726 viewskingslandstand1

An Appeal on 19:32 - Sep 30 by hedgeend61

http://www.math.com/tables/constants/pi.htm

You're probably a bit younger than me and may not have used it in maths at school


Didn't they make a film about the life of Pi as well ................ roaring success
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(No subject) (n/t) on 15:04 - Oct 1 with 1492 views130yrs_and_one_Cup

An Appeal on 17:57 - Sep 30 by hedgeend61

Just got a job as a Greggs lorry driver, but I only do Portsmouth, Gosport and Havant.

My maths teacher told me to take pie to three dismal places.


If you give Pompey one point for each trophy we have more than your club, we get:


3 points. I 4 1 find that quite comforting.
[Post edited 1 Oct 2020 15:09]

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An Appeal on 15:21 - Oct 1 with 1483 viewsButty101

An Appeal on 19:32 - Sep 30 by hedgeend61

http://www.math.com/tables/constants/pi.htm

You're probably a bit younger than me and may not have used it in maths at school


oh jesus ........ i was treating them as two separate jokes

Poll: Has the Ross Stewart deal already paid off as Nick says?

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An Appeal on 16:44 - Oct 1 with 1428 viewshedgeend61

Just saw a bloke at Aldi with 20 crates of San Miguel and 30 paella ready meals.

Obviously Hispanic buying.
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An Appeal on 16:54 - Oct 1 with 1414 viewshedgeend61

What's the difference between Covid 19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One's a Coronavirus and the other's a Verona crisis.


It seems a bit ridiculous that Uncle Bens is being rebranded as it apparently causes offence.
If you ask me, I find it a bit riceist.

A couple were lying on their bed. It was their 10th anniversary.
"What is it my dear" he asked "you seem distant this morning".

"Darling" she replied "We have been so happy, but I think that its time I made a confession. You see, before we were wed I lived a very different life. This is not easy, but I was an international hooker for 8 years.

For several seconds nothing more was said. Then, he raised himself from the bed and walked to the window where he pondered for a while and then returned to her side.

He took her hand and looking her in the eyes said "You are the most perfect wife. I love you and I would never hold your past against you. International hooker - maybe you could recall those days and with a few tricks of the trade spice up our sex life?".

"Oh my poor innocent husband" she replied "I don't think you understand.

When I said international hooker I meant my name was Gareth and I played rugby for Wales".
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An Appeal on 17:10 - Oct 1 with 1397 viewsericofarabia

An Appeal on 16:44 - Oct 1 by hedgeend61

Just saw a bloke at Aldi with 20 crates of San Miguel and 30 paella ready meals.

Obviously Hispanic buying.


I found it very odd that he didn't take advantage of the Special Offer on Spanish Red Wine at £1 a bottle ..... I think he must be off his Rioja
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An Appeal on 18:44 - Oct 1 with 1341 views1885_SFC

The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers nowadays is Fish and Chips.

And even that I take with a pinch of salt.

Old School is Cool

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An Appeal on 19:00 - Oct 1 with 1320 viewshedgeend61

I went to the builders merchants recently and asked to buy 1000 house bricks.
The man behind the counter asked what they were for.
I said I needed them to build a barbecue.
He said you dont need 1000 bricks to build a barbecue.

I said you do when you live on the 12th floor.
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An Appeal on 21:34 - Oct 1 with 1237 viewsWints76

My wife left a note saying she is leaving me because I am stupid and bigoted. First of all, I am not stupid, I am dyslexic. Secondly, I can hardly help the size of my toes, can I?
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An Appeal on 23:13 - Oct 2 with 1038 viewshedgeend61

I was just washing up, with the back door open, when suddenly, an owl flew in.
It dried all the pots n pans, then flew straight back out!
Couldn’t believe it! Think it was a Teat Owl….

Did you know . . . ?
If you staple enough 'L' plates to a fence in Wales eventually you'll come up with the name of a village!
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(No subject) (n/t) on 00:46 - Oct 3 with 1016 viewsMattFinish

(No subject) (n/t) on 15:04 - Oct 1 by 130yrs_and_one_Cup

If you give Pompey one point for each trophy we have more than your club, we get:


3 points. I 4 1 find that quite comforting.
[Post edited 1 Oct 2020 15:09]


Pity you can't convert it to money
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