With apologies to Dave Grant because we know no other left back, here's an absolutely dire XI who played for both Dale and Macc, with a few decent ones on the bench to make up for it.

1) Lee Martin

2) Mark Bailey

3) Dave Grant

4) Paul Ware

5) Steve Macualey

6) Darren Dunning

7) Simon Davies

8) Keiron Durkan

9) Michael Holt

10) Marcus Richardson

11) Chris Bettney

Subs

12) Derek Parlane

13)  Rickie Lambert

14) David Flitcroft

15) Chris Shuker

16) Kevin Townson

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