| Shìt Joke thread..... 21:41 - Nov 20 with 89690 views | Swanjaxs |
My blond 19 year old next door neighbour has just asked me if I know about missing items from her washing line? ...
I nearly shìt her knickers 😮
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:10 - May 9 with 3258 views | theloneranger |
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex???
Oral sex makes your day ... Anal sex makes your hole weak!! |  |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:23 - May 9 with 3243 views | perplex |
I may get slammed for this by the drama queens but here goes anyway, German concentration commandant tell`s the camp we will now have ze game of ze football between ze Germans and the Jews, first team to touch the ball will be shot, JEWS KICK OFF. |  | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:24 - May 9 with 3241 views | perplex |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:23 - May 9 by perplex |
I may get slammed for this by the drama queens but here goes anyway, German concentration commandant tell`s the camp we will now have ze game of ze football between ze Germans and the Jews, first team to touch the ball will be shot, JEWS KICK OFF. |
We will now have a game of ze Squash, I will drive ze steamroller. | | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:39 - May 9 with 3229 views | Swanjaxs |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:10 - May 9 by theloneranger |
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex???
Oral sex makes your day ... Anal sex makes your hole weak!! |
Dentist. I can see you had oral sex last night.
Patient. How can you tell? Have a got a pubic hair stuck between my teeth?
Dentist. No sir, you have shìt up your nostril. | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:00 - May 9 with 3190 views | longlostjack |
What’s the main reason for divorce in the UK? |  |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:03 - May 9 with 3187 views | Highjack |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:00 - May 9 by longlostjack |
What’s the main reason for divorce in the UK? |
Marriage. |  |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:05 - May 9 with 3185 views | Swanjaxs |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:00 - May 9 by longlostjack |
What’s the main reason for divorce in the UK? |
Football | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:14 - May 9 with 3176 views | longlostjack |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:03 - May 9 by Highjack |
Marriage. |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:15 - May 9 with 3175 views | longlostjack |
One for Kilkennyjack..
An Irish woman goes to confession. "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been using contradictions." "Are you ignorant, woman?" "Yes, father. Three months." | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:37 - May 10 with 3088 views | Swanjaxs |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:15 - May 9 by longlostjack |
One for Kilkennyjack..
An Irish woman goes to confession. "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been using contradictions." "Are you ignorant, woman?" "Yes, father. Three months." |
A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass.
He says: “So what’s bothering you?”
She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”
The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?”
"Certainly father," she replied. “He said: “Please Mary, put down that damn gun.” | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 15:20 - May 14 with 2966 views | Highjack |
I went in to the pet shop and asked the shopkeeper if he had any chameleons
“I’ve got no f*cking idea” he replied. | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 15:47 - May 14 with 2946 views | thornabyswan |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 15:20 - May 14 by Highjack |
I went in to the pet shop and asked the shopkeeper if he had any chameleons
“I’ve got no f*cking idea” he replied. |
My wife left me because she said I care more about football than her.
I said you can't do that we have been together for 15 seasons. | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:15 - May 14 with 2921 views | sainthelens |
Bird from Canton ends up in the Heath A&E with a string of small bulbs hanging out of her box.
Doctor asked " what's happened here love?"
She replied " well I asked my husband what's happening with the xmas lights this year?....he told me to put em up myself " ! |  | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:24 - May 14 with 2913 views | Highjack |
Swansea were playing Cardiff one day and Lee Trundle said to the rest of the team “I won’t need you lot today lads, I can beat these lot on my own”. So the rest of the team go to the pub for the day. Then later on Trundle enters the pub looking totally dejected, kicking stools around furiously.
“Why so angry Trunds? Did we lose?”
“No, we won 3:0 but I got sent off in the 24th minute.” | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:24 - May 14 with 2913 views | theloneranger |
Remember ladies, if a man remembers the colour of your eyes after the first date ...
Chances are, you've got small tits!! | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:28 - May 14 with 2906 views | theloneranger |
My wife came out of the shower today and said ...
"I shaved my pussy, you know what that means??
I said ... "Yeah, the fvcking drain is clogged again. " | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 17:31 - May 14 with 2864 views | lifelong |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:23 - May 9 by perplex |
I may get slammed for this by the drama queens but here goes anyway, German concentration commandant tell`s the camp we will now have ze game of ze football between ze Germans and the Jews, first team to touch the ball will be shot, JEWS KICK OFF. |
Bad taste..not funny. |  | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 17:32 - May 14 with 2863 views | lifelong |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:24 - May 9 by perplex |
We will now have a game of ze Squash, I will drive ze steamroller. |
Even less funny. | | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 08:55 - May 16 with 2733 views | sainthelens |
Few years back I was charged with assaulting my ex mother in law.
She said she wanted decking out the back garden. | | | |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 13:02 - May 16 with 2691 views | BrynCartwright |
I just read a book about the history of glue..
Couldn't put it down. |  |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 13:06 - May 16 with 3170 views | Swanjaxs |
| Shìt Joke thread..... on 13:02 - May 16 by BrynCartwright |
I just read a book about the history of glue..
Couldn't put it down. |
"Buy your own fùcking glue" 😛 | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 10:54 - May 18 with 3008 views | theloneranger |
My uncle was a sh1te ventriloquist ...
He used to stick his finger in my arse, and ask me not to say anything!! | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:17 - May 18 with 2977 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Dublin radio were asking callers to tell them about their experiences with working from home.
Pat calls and the DJ asks how working from home went for him.
"Terrible" says Pat. "The missus is absolutely fuming with me and I can't understand why"
"What happened, Pat?"
"She went out early to do her hospital shift and I thought I'd work from home. I made brilliant progress and by the time she came home I'd tarmacked the hall, the lounge and the kitchen". |  |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:46 - May 18 with 2956 views | theloneranger |
At a couple's conference, the speaker mentioned that couples are so disconnected these days, that 85% of all husbands don't know their wives favourite flower.
Paddy turned to his wife and whispered ... "It's self raising, Isn't it??" | |
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| Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:52 - May 18 with 2950 views | Highjack |
Robin said to Batman “the Batmobile isn’t starting.” Batman said “Have you checked the battery?”
“What’s a Terry?” Replied Robin. | |
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