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Here it is the TUI guide to being cool in November
Ins
The Pink Floyd Paradox The Cheap Thrills Taking offence to Ins & Outs (yep, we ARE writing these about you} Jeremy’s Foreskin (Ohhhhhh, Jeremy’s Foreskin!) Bringing yer feller to every girls night out Constipation theorists. Trying to outgig your mate. Buying England Lioness’s soiled kits on e-bay Getting your bus pass Politely blowing raspberries at the Pompey team coach when it arrives at St Mary's Asking ‘who’s he’ when someone mentions Taylor Swift Having a drone Joining the neighbourhood WhatsApp group
Outs
Jethro Tull Overpass Bringing yer bird to every boys night out Postmen wearing shorts on the coldest day of the year People who don’t get that the Earth is actually square. Half and half Undies Ordering a skinny latte Referring to footballers with double barrel names, by their initials only London Road Starting sentences with the words ‘I’m no expert but’ and then talking crap Going paperless Displaying angst on Facebook about the conflicts in Syria / Ukraine/Palestine/Gosport
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