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The Springbok
at 08:25 22 Dec 2025



Engelbert … you’re dinck took one helluva humpering!
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West Ham tickets
at 11:17 20 Dec 2025

Everyone, West Ham included, keeps knocking the atmosphere at the stadium but the one time I saw a football match there it was great. Spain were playing Colombia in a friendly a couple of seasons ago. It was a sultry summer evening and there was a big crowd with plenty of Spanish and Colombian women walking around in tight football shirts and cut down denim shorts. Okay my next visit will be on a cold wet Sunday in January with a load of miserable bastards from West London but I’m still looking forward to it.
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QPR Christmas Songs
at 01:53 20 Dec 2025

Last Christmas you gave me Paul Hart
And the very next day
We lost 3-0 away
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West Ham tickets
at 11:15 19 Dec 2025

Radek Cerny was in goal that night. Always thought he was decent. And yes I thought we were worth a raw that night.

Off to the Box office today and taking a packed-lunch in case I happen to get stuck behind Clive while he’s buying his 117 tickets. I’m only getting a modest 10.
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Christmas in Surrey
at 10:58 19 Dec 2025

It would be a terrible shame to travel halfway around the world to visit that shit-hole.

Ps: Not my usual but you’d be better off at the Crown & Sceptre. Hoping you have a great stay and see an Rs triumph.
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West Ham tickets
at 23:27 18 Dec 2025

Fcuked by Virgins
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Andy Evans retiring
at 22:25 18 Dec 2025

Absolute gentleman. When QPR on the field of play did their best to send you into paroxysms of despair, he always, through his community endeavours, made me proud to support my team. On a personal level he helped me out once with a friend’s charity. There are disabled kids in a remote part of India who were thrilled to receive and still proudly wear QPR shirts and training tops. Closer to home I know people involved with the Grenfell community and what Andy & QPR did was fantastic. Yes the celebrity games for Grenfell were well publicised - and that was the point - but from day one of the tragedy QPR were doing all they could to help and it was nothing to do with publicity. All the best for your retirement Andy Evans.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore
at 17:15 18 Dec 2025

I seem to remember Copthall having decent facilities like an actual sports-centre ..ie showers and running hot water. The icy stream in the woods was somewhere more obscure like the arse-end of Arnos Grove. Tis a distant memory.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore
at 14:57 18 Dec 2025

I remember playing a Sunday morning game somewhere in North London like Barnet or Finchley and having to bathe in a stream in a wooded area afterwards … in November.
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Russell Martin…
at 14:51 18 Dec 2025

Is he still using the Connect 4 board?
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1982 and all that…
at 13:32 18 Dec 2025

I’ve got a programme for the Saturday game, a programme for the Thursday replay, and a signed glossy travel brochure of the Caribbean Cruise Spurs gifted referee Clive White for his good services.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore
at 12:31 18 Dec 2025

One of the few times I heard where’s your caravan? sang at Loftus Road was to Stephen Hunt of Reading. I’m glad he took it in good jest. One of those players I liked. Unusual for a ‘Fake’
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FA Youth Cup
at 17:34 17 Dec 2025

Brighton won 5-2 away at Spurs last night so the 4th Round will be QPR v Brighton. Late January I’d expect.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore
at 12:02 17 Dec 2025

“Excuse me, you appear to have a dart in your forehead”
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Ozempic & Mounjaro
at 10:05 17 Dec 2025

My first thought also was ‘Gascoigne signs for Rovers on play and pay deal’
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The age old question…..
at 01:18 17 Dec 2025

God rest ye gerry mental men

… is what they sing In German lunatic asylums.
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Alternative jobs for QPR players
at 15:02 16 Dec 2025

Going back a decade. Niko Hämäläinen. Purveyor of high-end luxury travel pillows. If it doesn’t carry the classic three-umlaut stamp, it’s not a genuine Hämäläinen
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buying ticket advice
at 10:56 16 Dec 2025

I would just wait until they go on general sale. There will still be plenty of tickets left over after the loyalty point windows. Then just phone up … it may be they limit it to 4 per person so buy 4 tickets, change your voice and your name to one of your mates and buy another 4

You could start practicing on the voice now.
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Alternative jobs for QPR players
at 00:01 16 Dec 2025

Don’t be fooled by imposters. We have the genuine impresario here. Back again with his amazing dancing mechanical rabbits. Shows begin at the end of the pier at 1pm, 3pm, & 5pm. The one and only Professor Teddy Tarbotton
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Ridiculous kick off time for west ham away
at 18:47 15 Dec 2025

All the ‘licensed’ hot dog sellers in and outside the ground are Azerbaijani as a salute to Tofiq Bəhramov
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