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Comment | A recipe for success – Preview
at 09:43:25
F** k me! That made for laugh out loud reading!
A match review to savour and read over and over again.
Classic stuff Clive. |
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Comment | And breathe – Report
at 11:07:02
"And then, like a microcosm of the season itself, the bathtub set off down the hill again."
"Players up and down the touchline like a bride’s nightie."
Classic stuff.
Had the old chuckle muscle working overtime!
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Comment | Where hope went to die – Preview
at 10:30:00
"Brick Top says he’s going down in the fourth...."
SNATCH. What a film that was back in the day (2000).
Comical and brutal in equal measures.
It also featured one of our previous players/managers..... |
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Comment | BUNDLE – Report
at 11:05:42
Clive
The Nigella part of this had the old chuckle muscle working overtime! (But so true!)
"Robotic mechanical predictable tedious Premier league."
Bang on the money there.
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Comment | Risen indeed – Report
at 11:10:20
...but he's adapted to work with the tools (and some of them are) he's been given.
That had me chuckling so much my other half asked what I was laughing at.
"Oh nothing."
I see that nearly 91% predict a home win on Saturday.
Let's hope so.
Being an old timer I can remember the R's putting 8 past Sheff Wed in a league cup game here at The Bush back in 1973.
A scrappy 1-0 would do just fine this weekend. |
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Comment | Innnnn one - Report
at 11:35:06
I started watching the post-match interview but after about 90 seconds hearing the same old same old I started counting the seats in the background.
Looking at last night's results it's going to take a miracle of second coming proportions for ANY new manager to turn this around.
Painful. |
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Comment | Stop me if you've heard any of this before - Report
at 10:51:00
Great report Clive, but I would say that in effect the gap to Plymouth is 5 points.
Their goal difference -1 ours -13.
That means we have to win 2 whilst Plymouth lose 2 just to catch up-and this is written before WBA away and Leicester at home!
Baldrick supply us with the cunningest of cunning plans,Please! |
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Comment | And we never spoke of it again — Preview
at 10:47:50
So just out of interest, if we escape getting a red card today will that be a first in that we've gone a whole season without a player getting sent off?
Perhaps the old adage that "nice guys finish last" could almost sum up this season!
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Comment | Bittersweet symphony — Report
at 21:04:26
Well said Royboy48.
I think the celebrations yesterday were more of relief and the thought of dropping down into League 1 with all the carnage that would have led to .
Yes changes will need to be made between now and the beginning of August but let's not forget that QPR have been playing in the top two divisions-bar three seasons between 2001-04-since 1967!
That is quite a remarkable stat for a club of our size.
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Comment | A beginner’s guide to dope roping — Report
at 11:22:59
Great stuff Clive!
A fabulous read.
Most remarkable away victory since New Years Day 1992.
Perhaps even more so considering the wretched run of form we've been in.
Without wanting to spoil the party, remember what happened at the Dell after that 4-1 hammering of Fergie's mob?
Let's hope history doesn't repeat and safety can be guaranteed come 5 o'clock Saturday. |
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Comment | QPR cling to positives and single point as situation darkens — Report
at 20:23:10
And still we cling on in hope that -one for the youngsters-everything will turn out fine (Stealers Wheel).
Living in hope that Burnley will have both eyes on their clash with Blackburn.
Hoping that Stoke will be "on the beach" and hoping against hope that the 8th of May clash with Bristol City will be a re-run of that (glorious?) 9th of May day back in 1999 when everything DID turn out fine, if only on a temporary basis.
2 wins from 28 and we're hoping for 2 in 3.Hmm.......
As a Bees mate of mine said to me
"We might be a bus stop in Hounslow but at least we're not on the road to nowhere."
i didn't have a comeback. |
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Comment | Things turn toxic as hapless QPR lose yet again - Report
at 20:53:38
Your starter for 10.
One of the most famous adverts back in the 80's was made for the Milk Marketing Board.
The never to be forgotten phrase is one we could have the answer to next season.
That phrase?
"Accrington Stanley,who are they?"
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Comment | A cavalry charge, played on a kazoo — Report
at 21:29:31
"You could make a fortune with in-play betting with these chumps."
That, Clive, certainly had the old chuckle muscle (@ Ken Dodd) working overtime!
What a shambles this season has turned into.
I'm old enough to remember the 68-69 debacle, but we came back much stronger from that.
Can anyone honestly say that if (when) we go down this time we will come back stronger?
More to the point WILL we come back? |
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Comment | A whole different world — Preview
at 20:46:21
Wigan v QPR.
The footballing equivalent of two bald men fighting over a comb and it's all happening on April 1.
COME ON YOU RRRR'S!!! |
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Comment | QPR slip further into the mire with dire Brum loss - Report
at 10:30:35
To paraphrase Benny Hill's 1971 Christmas number 1 Ernie..
"Was that the trees a rustling or the hinges on the gate or Critchley's ghostly voice whispering you sacked me and your still in a right old state"
I don't think Pep,Klopp and Sir Alex combined could get a tune out of this lot. |
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Comment | A horrible new low — Report
at 19:23:58
Hey Clive
Re your final paragraph.
How about 22nd April?
But then again with this lot it could well be sooner. |
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