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Reply | ATT Muteswan
at 23:46 31 Oct 2022
👠glad to be able to help. |
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Reply | Silly Question - Cardiff Ticket
at 23:52 18 Oct 2022
Good to meet you too, get your mate to shout extra loud on Sunday and get the result that we need. |
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Reply | Your three favourite gigs ?
at 23:06 4 May 2021
I would have loved to have seen Steely Dan but hey Ho, no opportunity.
Yes, some oldies here but we got all the good music back then. 😉 |
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Reply | Your three favourite gigs ?
at 21:19 4 May 2021
1973 Cardiff Yes Topographic Oceans tour.
Late 90’s Portugal George Benson
2004 Bournemouth G3 tour. Joe Satriani, Steve Vai and Robert Fripp.
So many others, very difficult to choose. |
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Reply | I’ve been looking through some of the old posters on this site ?
at 21:35 10 Mar 2021
Hi all, I’ve not posted on here for some time as has been noticed. I do read a fair amount of threads to keep abreast of things but my time is limited for posting. Not by Mrs Mute I might add 😉
To be honest, I did get fed up with the constant bickering between many posters, some very nasty and personal, and I’m definitely not taking sides. The two sites are working well separately, I think, and long may that continue. After all, we’re all here (well most), for the same reason and that’s to support our Swans and of course when things return to normal, to get back to watching and listening to some Jazz. 😠Keep up the good work Keith. |
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Reply | Shìt Joke thread.....
at 21:48 3 Jul 2020
What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters and never has five letters... |
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Reply | Shìt Joke thread.....
at 21:45 3 Jul 2020
Could anyone tell me who played Forest Gump?
T.hanks in anticipation. |
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Reply | Big thanks for all well wishes and good luck to all
at 09:44 3 Jul 2020
I’ve only just seen this thread, hadn’t noticed you posting and did a search (I’m not a stalker , honest). Really sorry for your situation and hope you and your colleagues have a good outcome here.
Best wishes, and keep posting. |
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Reply | Shìt Joke thread.....
at 22:46 30 Jun 2020
My pet mouse Elvis died earlier.
He was caught in a trap. 😢 |
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Reply | Shìt Joke thread.....
at 15:48 30 Jun 2020
A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can believe it!
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey. 🤔 |
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Reply | Shìt Joke thread.....
at 10:54 29 Jun 2020
A man is walking home alone one foggy night, when he hears:
Bump...
Bump...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging it’s way down the road towards him.
Bump...
Bump...
Terrified, the man ran to his house and up the stairs to the bathroom, the casket bumping behind him following him upstairs.
Bump...
Bump...
His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in gasps.
Bump...
Bump...
With a loud crash the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he could find was a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he threw the cough syrup at the casket...
And at last ...
The casket stops.
The moral of the story is ...
Cough syrup always works to stop the persistent coffin. 🗣🗣 |
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Reply | Shìt Joke thread.....
at 17:02 27 Jun 2020
A Spanish magician tells the audience that he will disappear on the count of 3.
He said, “Uno, dos...” and then poof...
He disappeared without a tres. |
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Reply | Shìt Joke thread.....
at 16:02 26 Jun 2020
My wife asked me to stop singing “I’m A Believer “ by The Monkees because it was really annoying her.
At first, I thought she was kidding.
But then I saw her face... |
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Reply | Shìt Joke thread.....
at 22:45 24 Jun 2020
I answered the door this morning and a 6ft. beetle punched me in the eye.
Apparently there’s a nasty bug going around. |
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