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The best groundsman in the PL 22:25 - Jul 26 with 10867 viewsDarran

Just been told he's been sacked.

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The best groundsman in the PL on 13:35 - Jul 27 with 2537 viewsairedale

The best groundsman in the PL on 13:31 - Jul 27 by Dull1Thomas

Don't worry he has flagged the situation with his representatives who will be fighting his corner,
Bar any problems he expects to net a few green backs for wrongful dismissal.


Oh good, you've got to stand up for yourself these days.
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The best groundsman in the PL on 13:49 - Jul 27 with 2485 viewsmonmouth

The best groundsman in the PL on 13:35 - Jul 27 by airedale

Oh good, you've got to stand up for yourself these days.


Yes, he shouldn't just roll over if the club soaked him unfairly.

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The best groundsman in the PL on 13:54 - Jul 27 with 2460 viewsDull1Thomas

The best groundsman in the PL on 13:49 - Jul 27 by monmouth

Yes, he shouldn't just roll over if the club soaked him unfairly.



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The best groundsman in the PL on 14:07 - Jul 27 with 2419 viewsairedale

Course, it could all be a con....
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The best groundsman in the PL on 14:10 - Jul 27 with 2408 viewsScoobyWho

The best groundsman in the PL on 08:34 - Jul 27 by monmouth

Sounds like he got himself in a bit of a hole then and that's why he was turfed out?


Probably a mole at the club, Frankie Burrowing around and making mountains out of molehills.

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The best groundsman in the PL on 14:11 - Jul 27 with 2403 viewsHighjack

The club are probably well within their rights to trim the ground staff. I mean they haven't been pulling up any trees lately, so it's probably time they hit the rhododendron.

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The best groundsman in the PL on 14:46 - Jul 27 with 2342 viewsairedale

I would think that any new candidates for the job will have a big screening, just so we know the score up front, as none of us would like another negative result.
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The best groundsman in the PL on 15:01 - Jul 27 with 2298 viewsjackonicko

The best groundsman in the PL on 22:56 - Jul 26 by morningstar

F**k him!


Or, as Darran would say if he was a bit more northern:

Fork him.
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The best groundsman in the PL on 15:46 - Jul 27 with 2219 viewsRyan

He went home, told the club he was unable to fly home because of back problems, the doctor he provided was for elderly women. He also unfortunately had his work ipad on him during the trip and he flew to Melbourne and The Philippines after telling the club he couldn't fly.

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The best groundsman in the PL on 17:32 - Jul 27 with 2073 viewsRancid

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Is the correct answer.
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The best groundsman in the PL on 17:43 - Jul 27 with 2027 viewsairedale

Ah well, its good to know that his errors have been on the tarmac, not on the turf.

(It was the missing Apple that did it imo)
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The best groundsman in the PL on 18:07 - Jul 27 with 1949 viewsOldjack

Alan Titchmarsh ,now he's the man to sort the lawn out ,has potential to become a massive swans fan aswell

Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!

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The best groundsman in the PL on 18:23 - Jul 27 with 1897 viewsNeath_Jack

The best groundsman in the PL on 18:07 - Jul 27 by Oldjack

Alan Titchmarsh ,now he's the man to sort the lawn out ,has potential to become a massive swans fan aswell


Charlie Dimmock, not sure if she's a massive Swans fan, but she has massively pert breasts.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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The best groundsman in the PL on 19:11 - Jul 27 with 1818 viewsmonmouth

The best groundsman in the PL on 18:23 - Jul 27 by Neath_Jack

Charlie Dimmock, not sure if she's a massive Swans fan, but she has massively pert breasts.


That was in about 1995 wasn't it? And she didn't wear a bra. They'll be touching her toes by now.

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The best groundsman in the PL on 19:21 - Jul 27 with 1791 viewsJoe_bradshaw

The best groundsman in the PL on 18:23 - Jul 27 by Neath_Jack

Charlie Dimmock, not sure if she's a massive Swans fan, but she has massively pert breasts.


Isn't "massively pert" an oxymoron?

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The best groundsman in the PL on 19:33 - Jul 27 with 1751 viewsWhiterockin

The best groundsman in the PL on 19:11 - Jul 27 by monmouth

That was in about 1995 wasn't it? And she didn't wear a bra. They'll be touching her toes by now.


Hope she puts boards down when kneeling on the grass.
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The best groundsman in the PL on 21:19 - Jul 27 with 1563 viewsNeath_Jack

The best groundsman in the PL on 19:11 - Jul 27 by monmouth

That was in about 1995 wasn't it? And she didn't wear a bra. They'll be touching her toes by now.


Yeah it probably was thinking about it Mon, perhaps she wears a bra these days.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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The best groundsman in the PL on 22:18 - Jul 27 with 1437 viewsScoobyWho

The best groundsman in the PL on 18:07 - Jul 27 by Oldjack

Alan Titchmarsh ,now he's the man to sort the lawn out ,has potential to become a massive swans fan aswell


Apparently Monty Don used to head up some tasty NB boys back in the day.

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The best groundsman in the PL on 22:21 - Jul 27 with 1430 viewsDarran

The best groundsman in the PL on 22:18 - Jul 27 by ScoobyWho

Apparently Monty Don used to head up some tasty NB boys back in the day.


Spoke to him down the Vetch once.

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The best groundsman in the PL on 23:10 - Jul 27 with 1360 viewsScoobyWho

The best groundsman in the PL on 22:21 - Jul 27 by Darran

Spoke to him down the Vetch once.


Big swans fan, terrifying right hook.

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