| Advice. Fish Attacks 12:08 - Sep 15 with 1659 views | perchrockjack |
Daughter is having serious issue with flying geese,ducks and herons from nearby farmland literally diving bombing and looking to grab her fish in the pond.
Her Malinois isn't much good at catching these chunts and I'm sure obtaining a shotgun and splattering them all over the place is the right way.
Suggestions apart from netting as that doesn't stop them |  |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:16 - Sep 15 with 1653 views | Lord_Bony |
Electrified heavy duty pond mesh. |  |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:17 - Sep 15 with 1644 views | Artur_Adeyemi |
Remove the fish, deep fry the f*ckers.
Sorted. | | | |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:18 - Sep 15 with 1641 views | swanjackal |
Concrete? |  |
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Hypocritically hypocritical ! |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:22 - Sep 15 with 1631 views | perchrockjack |
NO, they re definitely real ones with wings. Make an awful racket too | |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:23 - Sep 15 with 1630 views | Pegojack |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:18 - Sep 15 by swanjackal |
Concrete? |
Anti aircraft gun on a swivel in the back bedroom. |  | | |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:27 - Sep 15 with 1617 views | perchrockjack |
We don't have "back" bedroom in west Wirral,Mike only rear or guest rooms.
We ve got one set aside for any Jacks to want to sleep with us.
Its immaculate possibly as only Paul ahs ever stayed over with us.
Sweet boy he is | |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:32 - Sep 15 with 1598 views | swanjackal |
Perspex sheeting with small drill holes over the top. This can also be used to impress neighbours, by wearing a flowing white sheet, growing your hair and beard long, and walking across it bare foot with a spotlight illuminating you as you do so.. | |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:34 - Sep 15 with 1587 views | perchrockjack |
Long grey hair on men is very passe now. | |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:37 - Sep 15 with 1580 views | epaul |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:27 - Sep 15 by perchrockjack |
We don't have "back" bedroom in west Wirral,Mike only rear or guest rooms.
We ve got one set aside for any Jacks to want to sleep with us.
Its immaculate possibly as only Paul ahs ever stayed over with us.
Sweet boy he is |
The hospitality was second to none, the sherbert dib dabs last time though was the icing on the cake  |  |
| The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day
The b*stards are coming back though |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:41 - Sep 15 with 1573 views | Professor |
Mesh-or ridiculous as it seems a decoy plastic Heron | | | |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:44 - Sep 15 with 1565 views | Swanjaxs |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:41 - Sep 15 by Professor |
Mesh-or ridiculous as it seems a decoy plastic Heron |
Funnily enough my friend uses a plastic decoy heron and it works a treat! |  |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:46 - Sep 15 with 1559 views | swanjackal |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:41 - Sep 15 by Professor |
Mesh-or ridiculous as it seems a decoy plastic Heron |
Don't get one too life like though, or you will get a lot of stoners climbing into the garden to really see if it is fake. | |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:46 - Sep 15 with 1559 views | londonlisa2001 |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:27 - Sep 15 by perchrockjack |
We don't have "back" bedroom in west Wirral,Mike only rear or guest rooms.
We ve got one set aside for any Jacks to want to sleep with us.
Its immaculate possibly as only Paul ahs ever stayed over with us.
Sweet boy he is |
You have a rear room set aside for any Jack that wants to sleep with you? | | | |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:53 - Sep 15 with 1544 views | Swanjaxs |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:46 - Sep 15 by londonlisa2001 |
You have a rear room set aside for any Jack that wants to sleep with you? |
Think I'd rather use the Travelodge 😮😮😮 [Post edited 15 Sep 2016 12:54]
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:01 - Sep 15 with 1514 views | perchrockjack |
Yes Lisa yes.
You have gotten a filthy mind down date.
I meant it as a generic we ,as you know, you naughty girl.
People next door have probes with moles ,I kid you not.
Badgers are bastards too and deserve a shoveling | |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:19 - Sep 15 with 1485 views | monmouth |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:01 - Sep 15 by perchrockjack |
Yes Lisa yes.
You have gotten a filthy mind down date.
I meant it as a generic we ,as you know, you naughty girl.
People next door have probes with moles ,I kid you not.
Badgers are bastards too and deserve a shoveling |
Probing moles? Shovelling Badgers?
Sounds like Geordie Shore
"The Only Way is Tranny"? |  |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:21 - Sep 15 with 1483 views | Lord_Bony |
He's a sweet boy you say.
What exactly went on that night then?  | |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:28 - Sep 15 with 1471 views | Gowerjack |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:34 - Sep 15 by perchrockjack |
Long grey hair on men is very passe now. |
We know.
You keep carping on about it.
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:49 - Sep 15 with 1446 views | Swanjaxs |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:28 - Sep 15 by Gowerjack |
We know.
You keep carping on about it.
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I agree.. this isn't the plaice or time | |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:07 - Sep 15 with 1368 views | jackal |
Scarecrow?
Is Darren available? |  | | |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:19 - Sep 15 with 1357 views | Lohengrin |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:23 - Sep 15 by Pegojack |
Anti aircraft gun on a swivel in the back bedroom. |
Get these boys in. Their prices are pretty reasonable.
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:28 - Sep 15 with 1347 views | Darran |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:34 - Sep 15 by perchrockjack |
Long grey hair on men is very passe now. |
Prick. |  |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:42 - Sep 15 with 1324 views | pikeypaul |
Heavy duty clear cling film wrap.
Then set up video camera and post on YouTube. |  |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:45 - Sep 15 with 1317 views | Darran |
| Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:07 - Sep 15 by jackal |
Scarecrow?
Is Darren available? |
Knob. | |
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| Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:04 - Sep 16 with 1154 views | TheFranchise |
There's a programme called pond stars, they always build a hide into their ponds. Like an extended sheltered area the fish can hide under away from birds. |  | | |
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