| Jonjo Voldermort 12:07 - Aug 15 with 3998 views | JethroJack |
....is seeing a psychologist.
Who would have THUNK it 😜
Point here & point there. |  | | |  |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:16 - Aug 15 with 3959 views | Meraki |
Are you like 10 years old? |  | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:23 - Aug 15 with 3940 views | BLAZE |
I remember hearing a story about him smashing his golf clubs up in the car park of a local golf club following a bad round. The guy has anger problems. |  | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:26 - Aug 15 with 3928 views | Whiterockin |
Going to miss our match then, the shrink is bound to section him. |  |
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:49 - Aug 15 with 3847 views | Meraki |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:26 - Aug 15 by Whiterockin |
Going to miss our match then, the shrink is bound to section him. |
He got sent off Sunday anyway :D | | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:50 - Aug 15 with 3845 views | Whiterockin |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:49 - Aug 15 by Meraki |
He got sent off Sunday anyway :D |
Our match would be his 4th because of a cup game. | |
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:51 - Aug 15 with 3835 views | Meraki |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:50 - Aug 15 by Whiterockin |
Our match would be his 4th because of a cup game. |
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:53 - Aug 15 with 3826 views | MrSwerve |
Don't you have to have a brain to see a psychologist? |  |
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:56 - Aug 15 with 3812 views | Mo_Wives |
The Daily Mail have tracked her down...
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 13:52 - Aug 15 with 3704 views | JethroJack |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:16 - Aug 15 by Meraki |
Are you like 10 years old? |
Why? Are you (like) seeing a psychologist?
If so, no offence intended. | | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 14:55 - Aug 15 with 3616 views | karnataka |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:53 - Aug 15 by MrSwerve |
Don't you have to have a brain to see a psychologist? |
Maybe he's having a brain scan first, see what, if anything, they cam find. |  | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 15:15 - Aug 15 with 3580 views | Mo_Wives |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 14:55 - Aug 15 by karnataka |
Maybe he's having a brain scan first, see what, if anything, they cam find. |
Had an image of him face down on the doctors examination table, trousers down, arse covered in jelly with a nurse running an ultrasound on his bum cheeks.
"Joost seein if we cannie find ya brain Mr Shelvey, pet" | |
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 16:06 - Aug 15 with 3520 views | karnataka |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 15:15 - Aug 15 by Mo_Wives |
Had an image of him face down on the doctors examination table, trousers down, arse covered in jelly with a nurse running an ultrasound on his bum cheeks.
"Joost seein if we cannie find ya brain Mr Shelvey, pet" |
Reminds me of when I had an ultrasound scan on my bollox about this time last year. Nowt wrong with them, just fancied having it done.   Oh, and there was a lump but it was ok. | | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 16:09 - Aug 15 with 3513 views | Mo_Wives |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 16:06 - Aug 15 by karnataka |
Reminds me of when I had an ultrasound scan on my bollox about this time last year. Nowt wrong with them, just fancied having it done. Oh, and there was a lump but it was ok. |
Wasn't Jonjo's brain, was it? | |
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 16:11 - Aug 15 with 3504 views | karnataka |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 16:09 - Aug 15 by Mo_Wives |
Wasn't Jonjo's brain, was it? |
Couldn't have been, too big. | | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 16:32 - Aug 15 with 3466 views | Mo_Wives |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 16:11 - Aug 15 by karnataka |
Couldn't have been, too big. |
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 16:59 - Aug 15 with 3427 views | jimmyquipment |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 12:56 - Aug 15 by Mo_Wives |
The Daily Mail have tracked her down...
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outstanding |  | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 17:48 - Aug 15 with 3382 views | oldcob |
Jonjo Shelvey. The worlds only living brain transplant donor. [Post edited 16 Aug 2017 9:54]
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 19:15 - Aug 15 with 3308 views | karnataka |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 17:48 - Aug 15 by oldcob |
Jonjo Shelvey. The worlds only living brain transplant donor. [Post edited 16 Aug 2017 9:54]
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Don't knock it, when it comes to selling your organs for cash, Jonjo's brain is worth more than anyone else's of course. | | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 19:20 - Aug 15 with 3295 views | Mo_Wives |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 19:15 - Aug 15 by karnataka |
Don't knock it, when it comes to selling your organs for cash, Jonjo's brain is worth more than anyone else's of course. |
Someone should photoshop his face onto the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz. | |
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 19:33 - Aug 15 with 3268 views | DafyddHuw |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 17:48 - Aug 15 by oldcob |
Jonjo Shelvey. The worlds only living brain transplant donor. [Post edited 16 Aug 2017 9:54]
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"transport"?
From where to where? |  | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 19:42 - Aug 15 with 3256 views | Mo_Wives |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 19:33 - Aug 15 by DafyddHuw |
"transport"?
From where to where? |
Transport donor sounds like the name of a delivery company that services kebab shops. | |
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| Jonjo Voldermort (n/t) on 22:07 - Aug 15 with 3167 views | oldcob |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 19:42 - Aug 15 by Mo_Wives |
Transport donor sounds like the name of a delivery company that services kebab shops. |
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| Jonjo Voldermort on 22:08 - Aug 15 with 3164 views | oldcob |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 19:42 - Aug 15 by Mo_Wives |
Transport donor sounds like the name of a delivery company that services kebab shops. |
oops transplant I meant to put. doh | | | |
| Jonjo Voldermort on 23:41 - Aug 15 with 3117 views | Liam |
I hope he gets better.
Can always double as an uncle fester impersonator if football doesn't pan out. |  | | |
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