| Top 3 things for Ralph to spend his annual £292k pay rise from Kwarteng on…†13:11 - Sep 23 with 1405 views | PatfromPoole |
1. Have Elton John round to give him piano lessons
2. Bankroll the publishing of a coaching book entitled “Playing a left-back at left-back”, penned by Mr. Saintwizzler.
3. Blow it on booze and drugs.
I believe that advanced negotiations have taken place for number 2, possibly influenced by number 3.
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| Top 3 things for Ralph to spend his annual £292k pay rise from Kwarteng on…ï¿ on 13:36 - Sep 23 with 1276 views | saintwizzler |
He can abolish all membership fees to The Ralph Hassenhüttl Fan Club. |  |
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| Top 3 things for Ralph to spend his annual £292k pay rise from Kwarteng on…ï¿ on 13:44 - Sep 23 with 1265 views | PatfromPoole |
| Top 3 things for Ralph to spend his annual £292k pay rise from Kwarteng on…ï¿ on 13:36 - Sep 23 by saintwizzler |
He can abolish all membership fees to The Ralph Hassenhüttl Fan Club. |
Such a thing exists?
Where do I sign up?
Do I get a badge?
Adorned with the phrase “Sehr Gut Automotism”, ja? | |
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| Top 3 things for Ralph to spend his annual £292k pay rise from Kwarteng on…ï¿ on 10:44 - Sep 24 with 966 views | dwayne_dibley |
| Top 3 things for Ralph to spend his annual £292k pay rise from Kwarteng on…ï¿ on 13:36 - Sep 23 by saintwizzler |
He can abolish all membership fees to The Ralph Hassenhüttl Fan Club. |
meets weekly in te Gasworks on the stool in the corner |  |
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| Top 3 things for Ralph to spend his annual £292k pay rise from Kwarteng on…ï¿ on 08:50 - Oct 11 with 628 views | PatfromPoole |
We do need to have some sympathy for Ralph.
He had given his wife a shopping list of items from the middle aisle of ALDI, but Kwarteng’s U-turn has scuppered this.
Poor Ralph. | |
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