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Mormon missionaries 18:47 - Mar 1 with 580 viewsonehunglow

Where have these very smart and entertaining folk gone
Nobody has called on me since I invited them in and we chatted for a good thirty minutes
Not sure they felt very well when leaving

Seriously , have they stopped missionary work

Our Mormon church closed four yrs ago

How about Swansea

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Mormon missionaries on 19:18 - Mar 1 with 543 viewsWingstandwood

They were about knocking the doors before Christmas, two young American lads who were very polite. I got the impression that they come to Wales on a temporary basis and then return.
The last time they called before that must be thirty years ago, so its not a regular thing. Their church is in Cockett.

Argus!

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Mormon missionaries on 22:58 - Mar 1 with 481 viewsonehunglow

Mormon missionaries on 19:18 - Mar 1 by Wingstandwood

They were about knocking the doors before Christmas, two young American lads who were very polite. I got the impression that they come to Wales on a temporary basis and then return.
The last time they called before that must be thirty years ago, so its not a regular thing. Their church is in Cockett.


They do two years missionary work as part of their reach for salvation
They are allowed no contact at all with family back home
I’ve read bits of the Book of Mormon
A fantasy read , or rather one of fantasy
They give a percentage of their salary to the Church
In Utah , it is a very powerful force
They are worth a listen though if you’re feeling down as they will make you realise they you really are sane

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Mormon missionaries on 00:37 - Mar 2 with 465 viewsDemitrius

Heh!

Two of Utah's finest came knocking on our door when I was a kid one Sunday afternoon in the late 70s.

My Mam answered the door, my Dad was in the lounge with me both glued to the Big Match.

"Who is it?" he shouted...

"It's the Mormon Church Mal..."

"Tell them it's Sunday and they can go kiss my arse !" he shouted back..

"WELL WELL WELL !" said the Mormons and off they went

Mam went bright red with embarassment slammed the front door shut and gave my Dad a right earful...

I was in stitches...
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Mormon missionaries on 08:23 - Mar 2 with 402 viewsonehunglow

Mormon missionaries on 00:37 - Mar 2 by Demitrius

Heh!

Two of Utah's finest came knocking on our door when I was a kid one Sunday afternoon in the late 70s.

My Mam answered the door, my Dad was in the lounge with me both glued to the Big Match.

"Who is it?" he shouted...

"It's the Mormon Church Mal..."

"Tell them it's Sunday and they can go kiss my arse !" he shouted back..

"WELL WELL WELL !" said the Mormons and off they went

Mam went bright red with embarassment slammed the front door shut and gave my Dad a right earful...

I was in stitches...
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Use females too
They are rather subservient

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Mormon missionaries on 10:09 - Mar 2 with 375 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

Mormons are absolutely bat 💩 crazy. I mean all religion is crazy but some of the stuff they believe in is off the charts.

Having said that they must be doing something right because every single Mormon I’ve ever met has been an absolutely lovely, happy person. They are honestly so nice. Used to go out with a Mormon girl years ago, she was fantastic as were her whole family. She was a Villa fan though so it never would have worked.

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Mormon missionaries on 10:25 - Mar 2 with 362 viewsonehunglow

Mormon missionaries on 10:09 - Mar 2 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth

Mormons are absolutely bat 💩 crazy. I mean all religion is crazy but some of the stuff they believe in is off the charts.

Having said that they must be doing something right because every single Mormon I’ve ever met has been an absolutely lovely, happy person. They are honestly so nice. Used to go out with a Mormon girl years ago, she was fantastic as were her whole family. She was a Villa fan though so it never would have worked.


Yep
They are absolutely polite
I gave their religion a hard time though and they weren’t sad to leave my house

Jehovahs have stopped calling too but that was when our daughter was at home and her Malinois answered the door with her

Being Belgian , Malinois are catholic

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Mormon missionaries on 21:06 - Mar 4 with 255 viewsWingstandwood

Mormon missionaries on 10:09 - Mar 2 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth

Mormons are absolutely bat 💩 crazy. I mean all religion is crazy but some of the stuff they believe in is off the charts.

Having said that they must be doing something right because every single Mormon I’ve ever met has been an absolutely lovely, happy person. They are honestly so nice. Used to go out with a Mormon girl years ago, she was fantastic as were her whole family. She was a Villa fan though so it never would have worked.


Mormons are deemed heretics by the Presbyterians that I met along with Jehovah's Witnesses. And talk about a dislike of Catholicism, its 'idolatry' according to Presbyterian ethos.

And according to the Presbyterians "good people don't go to heaven, only forgiven people do".

In all fairness to Mormons, they believe that good deeds on earth comes way above being forgiven. And Mormons are indeed lovely people.

I delved a little deeper into Presbyterianism and found out to my disappointment a reason why good deeds do not matter, because God is a racket for them. Yep the Sunday school teacher gets paid £500 a week for doing so!

A case of 'jobs-for-the-boys-n'-girls like a bunch of greedy pigs at a trough with made up titles like 'outreach worker'....'family worker'....'mission worker'...'pioneer worker'....'charity worker' in churches with a congregation of under a dozen.

Then there is the pastor (full time rate) who along with his wife are picking up a combined £65,000+ a year for each doing two hours a week. And that does not include the pensions and 'manse' that's thrown in also. And talk about nice holidays whilst the poor in their area are left ignored.

Argus!

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Mormon missionaries on 22:52 - Mar 4 with 196 viewsonehunglow

Mormon missionaries on 21:06 - Mar 4 by Wingstandwood

Mormons are deemed heretics by the Presbyterians that I met along with Jehovah's Witnesses. And talk about a dislike of Catholicism, its 'idolatry' according to Presbyterian ethos.

And according to the Presbyterians "good people don't go to heaven, only forgiven people do".

In all fairness to Mormons, they believe that good deeds on earth comes way above being forgiven. And Mormons are indeed lovely people.

I delved a little deeper into Presbyterianism and found out to my disappointment a reason why good deeds do not matter, because God is a racket for them. Yep the Sunday school teacher gets paid £500 a week for doing so!

A case of 'jobs-for-the-boys-n'-girls like a bunch of greedy pigs at a trough with made up titles like 'outreach worker'....'family worker'....'mission worker'...'pioneer worker'....'charity worker' in churches with a congregation of under a dozen.

Then there is the pastor (full time rate) who along with his wife are picking up a combined £65,000+ a year for each doing two hours a week. And that does not include the pensions and 'manse' that's thrown in also. And talk about nice holidays whilst the poor in their area are left ignored.


Don’t let’s mention Welsh Baptists
The only way to the Kingdom of God is believing of Calvary in its entirety

All religions

All nutters


All kill twice

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Mormon missionaries on 23:06 - Mar 4 with 183 viewsWingstandwood

Mormon missionaries on 22:52 - Mar 4 by onehunglow

Don’t let’s mention Welsh Baptists
The only way to the Kingdom of God is believing of Calvary in its entirety

All religions

All nutters


All kill twice


All lot of these denominations see themselves as the purest and most righteous followers of God, and only their interpretation of the Bible is correct, whilst all the others are often sinners, heretics and wrong-un's.

Bizarrely, who are they to decide who is right and who is wrong? Only God can know or answer that.

And on another note, the despicable freeloading wife of the pastor I mentioned is a disciple/practitioner of 'theotherapy' whom thinks that a child's suffering is because of the sin of the parents, and the most important thing is not a child's suffering, but for the parents to come to term with their sin(s). Wow I bet the parents of a stricken child will feel a lot better after that?

How therapeutic hey!!!

Argus!

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