| What I truly hate about a facebook... 16:19 - Feb 16 with 4627 views | BlackCrowe |
...is this need to advertise how amaaaaazing one's life is. Honestly i've got friends that are constantly bleating on about how thoughtful their partner is, how sugary sweet their kids are and what enviably aspirational lives they lead.
Now I reckon I am pretty content with my lot in the main (bit of a rocky patch at the moment alas) but have no desire to compete with others on who's is the best or rub noses in it of those that might be dissatisfied. Makes me fcking mad actually.
Irrational rant of the day over. |  |
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 16:21 - Feb 16 with 2573 views | Antti_Heinola |
This rant would look brilliant as your status update ;) |  |
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 16:23 - Feb 16 with 2560 views | Ferdy |
You are correct Facebook is the biggest d1ck measuring contest around.
I have never signed up the wife is on there and makes our lives sound better than they are, so much so that I am jealous of the Facebook me. |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 16:33 - Feb 16 with 2536 views | TheBlob |
Just take the piss in the most bizarre and surreal way possible,like I do on here.Then they all cower in shock and dread and take their children off the network lest they become contaminated.
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 16:33 - Feb 16 with 2535 views | real_loftus |
Its for GAYERS
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 16:59 - Feb 16 with 2481 views | ballbag |
Facebook is only good for perving.
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:04 - Feb 16 with 2466 views | Juzzie |
Don't get me started!........
"oooh, look at me, I have 500/1000/1500/7000* 'friends'. I MUST be popular then!"
*delete as appropriate.
3am "got up, having a pee, need a choccy bar" So ... fukin' ... what
People arguing and making bitchy remarks. Sort it out face-to-face, no one else cares.
Statuses written in a way to court sympathetic replies. "love me .. love me .. love me, PLEASE love me."
And yes, I do have a facebook account but don't use it much lol!
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:31 - Feb 16 with 2429 views | gordanoR |
People who post photo's of their meal when in a restaurant FFS !! Fk off i don't care what you're about to eat. Also girls who take a photo of themselves from above in a piss poor attempt to look sexy, ditto pouting/gurning like Beckham's wife. I don't have an account but the wife does & some of her 'friends' on their (unfortunately my relatives in this case) do both of these things.  |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:34 - Feb 16 with 2421 views | hopphoops |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:04 - Feb 16 by Juzzie |
Don't get me started!........
"oooh, look at me, I have 500/1000/1500/7000* 'friends'. I MUST be popular then!"
*delete as appropriate.
3am "got up, having a pee, need a choccy bar" So ... fukin' ... what
People arguing and making bitchy remarks. Sort it out face-to-face, no one else cares.
Statuses written in a way to court sympathetic replies. "love me .. love me .. love me, PLEASE love me."
And yes, I do have a facebook account but don't use it much lol!
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in future decades these i-love-me tendencies will be known as 'facebook syndrome', long after facebook itself has gone the way of the Tamagochi.
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:48 - Feb 16 with 2400 views | essextaxiboy |
Massive egos and spiritually destitute IMO |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:51 - Feb 16 with 2397 views | Juzzie |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:31 - Feb 16 by gordanoR |
People who post photo's of their meal when in a restaurant FFS !! Fk off i don't care what you're about to eat. Also girls who take a photo of themselves from above in a piss poor attempt to look sexy, ditto pouting/gurning like Beckham's wife. I don't have an account but the wife does & some of her 'friends' on their (unfortunately my relatives in this case) do both of these things. |
And the fact you can see straight down their cleveage (however nice lol!) is just purely an accident. Yeah, of course it is.
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:54 - Feb 16 with 2385 views | gordanoR |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:51 - Feb 16 by Juzzie |
And the fact you can see straight down their cleveage (however nice lol!) is just purely an accident. Yeah, of course it is.
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 18:03 - Feb 16 with 2366 views | Northernr |
Facebook is for the reviewing of holiday photographs taken by fit girls you went to college and uni with. And, in my case, for ushering people back to LFW who manage to escape. |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 18:15 - Feb 16 with 2345 views | westberksr |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 18:03 - Feb 16 by Northernr |
Facebook is for the reviewing of holiday photographs taken by fit girls you went to college and uni with. And, in my case, for ushering people back to LFW who manage to escape. |
well that counts me out; all the girls I went to college with are now in their mid/late 40's. They can keep their f'in holiday snaps to themselves 
I'll wait for Friday
my brother in law likes facebook; and as previously stated, he is a big old shirtlifter; says all i need to know. |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 18:16 - Feb 16 with 2343 views | PeterHucker |
I had a Facebook account for about 6 months and then I decided it was a load of old balls. So I deleted the account and I've never regretted that for 1 second.
I suggest all of you do the same. Real life is much better than the Facebook version. |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 18:48 - Feb 16 with 2296 views | thame_hoops |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 18:16 - Feb 16 by PeterHucker |
I had a Facebook account for about 6 months and then I decided it was a load of old balls. So I deleted the account and I've never regretted that for 1 second.
I suggest all of you do the same. Real life is much better than the Facebook version. |
You can't delete it, only deactivate, it seems to store all your info?
Can anyone explain to me what the point of 'trending' is on twitter? |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 19:24 - Feb 16 with 2263 views | Lewes_r |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 18:48 - Feb 16 by thame_hoops |
You can't delete it, only deactivate, it seems to store all your info?
Can anyone explain to me what the point of 'trending' is on twitter? |
You actually can fully delete your account.. You contact facebook to do it. Its a right.
http://www.facebook.com/help/?faq=224562897555674 [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 19:59 - Feb 16 with 2223 views | TGRRRSSS |
A good example I've just seen is someones photos coming up (not a friend of mine but has 4 mutual friends) anyway they did professional "Engagement Photos" which natuarally they've put on FB but to make it worse is the fcking stupif comments including the one which has allowed it to pop up on my news feed "You are so right for each other"
Which I personally find very cringy - be divorced inside 5 years probably.
I love FB mostly as it's got some fantatsic advantages and a great way to keep in touch but do agree with some of whats on here. |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 20:08 - Feb 16 with 2206 views | QPR1882 |
For a lot of people who hate Facebook there are some on here that sure know a lot about it....just saying like.
A bit like coronation street,99% of people who say they hate and never watch it always seem to know the names of all the characters. |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 20:10 - Feb 16 with 2198 views | BazWoT |
Hate it when people bang on about the weather, washing, gardening and what's for dinner, tossers! |  |
| WE R PREMIER LEAGUE, SAY!!! |
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 20:13 - Feb 16 with 2191 views | Aunt_Nelly |
Facebook is for stalkers and people that can't make friends in real life. |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 20:13 - Feb 16 with 2191 views | TGRRRSSS |
er... that'd be you then    | | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 20:15 - Feb 16 with 2187 views | QPR1882 |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 20:10 - Feb 16 by BazWoT |
Hate it when people bang on about the weather, washing, gardening and what's for dinner, tossers! |
could be worse,you could be telling everyone what sort of cheese you like ha ha ha ....oh hang on
can't stand facebook myself,but not going to knock it as we do a lot of what goes on on facebook here. | | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 20:17 - Feb 16 with 2181 views | BazWoT |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 20:13 - Feb 16 by TGRRRSSS |
er... that'd be you then |
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 21:01 - Feb 16 with 2125 views | scot1963 |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 18:15 - Feb 16 by westberksr |
well that counts me out; all the girls I went to college with are now in their mid/late 40's. They can keep their f'in holiday snaps to themselves
I'll wait for Friday
my brother in law likes facebook; and as previously stated, he is a big old shirtlifter; says all i need to know. |
first paragraph - how very rude!
seriously though, i have friends on facebook (the middle aged women) and they delight in posting things like 'women are like books do you care to read them' ' a woman is like a butterfly blah blah blah' etc etc - absolutely vomit worthy |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 21:04 - Feb 16 with 2117 views | QPRBrian |
with saps, by saps, to saps, for saps= sap central |  | | |
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