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heya daleys lol!!!! 18:14 - Apr 25 with 1589 views

my names steve claridge and i am a nice man
i was just on this forum giving it a scan

you are rochdale fans and you love your club
at the end of sandy lane is the cemetery pub

but enough of my rhymes, i would like to assess
the story of your season i will do my best

your chairman appointed steve eyre at the helm
but a few months in results seemed to underwhelm

dunphy is your chairman and he is cool
if he sold your club he could afford a pool

but he wont do that because he loves football
he evicted steve eyre like he was davina mccall

eyre was a nice man but not a good gaffer
he was the managing equivalent of riga mustapha (who?)

fighting to survive its not been a good season
you just wanted to see results that were somewhat pleasing

so you brought in a club legend who is chris beech
but when replaced it seemed survival was out of reach

coleman came in after 12 years at stanley
the beating of bury was when the squad became manly

you have to admit that was fairly amusing
but not long after you became used to losing

coleman couldnt turn rochdales form around
and last weekend it was confirmed your down

so here's looking forward to rebuilding in league 2
and local derbies against stanley and crewe!

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goodbye daleys i love you so so much

p.s i am not steve claridge

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