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Reply | Middlesbrough F.C V Queens Park Rangers Match Thread.
at 15:58 13 Dec 2025
feel bad for the supporters who have made the herculean trip up there 12 days before christmas. Be good if the team can bite down on the gum shield second half and come out with parity. The support up there deserve an upscale in application from the players at the very least this half.
I may be more unhinged than the love child of caser Romero and magnus pyke but i'm calling a 2-2 here and now baby! (... pours another bushmills and ginger ale) |
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Reply | FA Cup Draw Monday Evening
at 07:48 9 Dec 2025
'Kens Cafe' was the borstal daddy of all Upton Park cafe's Ted. Situated along Green street just before the ground. went in there every lunchtime from school as a kid, Ken was still frying until 2020 at the age of 89 when he finally hung up his spatula.
He had 1ooo's of different dishes plastered all over walls but they all tasted like Grandads cooking from 'only fools'. Terrible.
When the old man East ham Dave passed away xmas 2019 , i was arranging his funeral across the road from cafe and popped in, Ken sorted me out with a full English, passed on his condolences via an extra portion of bubble and squeak , he was a man of few words.
Problem was, it was bloody lovely and i got choked up a bit thinking of Rodney saying he couldn't eat his dinner that Del cooked him at Grandads wake because' it tastes nice' and Del telling him he 'tried to bugger it up like grandad'.
anyway West ham away.. Magic. Man alive i wish this game was at the old Boylen and not at this new mothercare shiny plastic shitpot.
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Reply | Pink shirts
at 18:44 28 Nov 2025
In my eyes this is the peak sawtooth wave of QPR KIts.
Beauteous. Ambrosial. Its art . It's perfection. It's where X intersects with Y on the nirvana axis.
to quote Ray Manzarek, It's nonlinear! It's poetry.. It's Ballet. it's everything good art stands for!
And it's Queens park Rangers Fc. In Extremis.
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Reply | Electric cars to be taxed per mile.
at 17:45 28 Nov 2025
I'd be first in line for a late 18th Century reproduction strap blackened wood carved one to chuck at John Terry next time i see him at the Peterboat leigh on sea with his mates. |
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Reply | Electric cars to be taxed per mile.
at 16:41 28 Nov 2025
...if live to see a future where mankind procreates by rubbing its hind legs over a royal jelly compound enslaved by Alien sexless entities in their xenomorph cubed pleasure hives, nourishing human pupae to a harsh beat of shamanic tonal resonations at the behest of those very same sexless alien entities... I'll never witness a bigger cu nts trumpet to ever walk this earth than you.
you can do better baz i'm counting on you stumpy, i know i fkn well can. [Post edited 28 Nov 16:42]
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Reply | Electric cars to be taxed per mile.
at 16:03 28 Nov 2025
at least we're not confronted with your estrogen pumped waxen medicine ball head in the avatar anymore. you look like you should be pushing the tea urn on E wing for the double denim sex cases. Giving limp blow jobs to the Daddy of the wing with his scott tracey thunderbird lips in exchange for a £2 phone card.
I'd rather shag yasmin alibhai-brown's 1976 john toschack barnet than see you on here every day jutting your chin out like mussolini in the back of his kubelwagen looking down on everyone like there something you shat out into a mother care plastic shitpot
You Fkn wrong'un. |
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Reply | Electric cars to be taxed per mile.
at 15:50 28 Nov 2025
well dont dish it out then if you doint like it back.
You're not some Woodward and Bernstein deep throat expose super soldier on here, always dishing out your daily slow motion riot of political mantra to any c unt on here still left awake.
You're a Morning Star politburo night-school hack in a heavily spunk rotted raincoat and Lacy suspenders.
A cheka berftie smalls. A grubby little paper shuffling schlieffen plan eunuch. Probably with a pickled onion small holding sourced from your allotment.
Forever Bio spliced in Molecular level mind-meld with the Momentum information tesseract, acting as it's conduit, you regurgitate their sanctioned data, flow charts , venn diagrams and demented text flowing through your fingertips onto the lenovo laptop keypad, and ultimately, LFW , letting some poor sap who only logged on to find out the latest JCS injujry news, the national annual GDP of the peoples republic of Benin.(That was a stone cold classic lol)
Please Fly back to the ramparts of Momentum HQ for a month or 12 and give us all time to have a bowel movement before another lecture on the great baltic state wheat famine of 1947. [Post edited 28 Nov 15:51]
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Reply | Electric cars to be taxed per mile.
at 15:15 28 Nov 2025
There you go again. Flicking the switch Igor on posts i made 11 years ago or fishing around on my twitter account like an amyl nitrate soaked sex fiend with GHB priapism Headfirst in a skip In the breezeblock back yard of an Old Compton Street sex shop. Frantically searching for soiled gussets, stray pubes, and a fleurs-de-lys strap-on to sniff, seeking out the tatty trinkets and baubles to lay before your Politruck Superiors for a tickle on the tummy and a handful of Kibble.
You seem the sort of bloke who would inform on his neighbours for playing imperalist decadent chuck berry on their bulb transistor Radio through the thin paper walls of their Motorenwerk state owned prefabrication asbestos hovel. probably for party advancement and an extra cup of GDR pea flour Kaffe Mix coffee substitute before his shift at the factory producing time and motion studies of his comrades greasing hydraulic nipples in a tractor factory.
you diana doors titted chubby little wan ker. [Post edited 28 Nov 15:17]
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