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|As clear as mud...|
at 17:44 21 Apr 2020
1 - You must not leave the house for any reason, but if you have a reason you can leave the house
2 - Masks are useless at protecting you against the virus, but you may have to wear one as it saves lives, but they may not work, but it may be mandatory to wear one, but maybe not.
3 - Shops are closed, except those that are open.
4 - You must not go to work, but you can get another job and go to work.
5 - You should not go to the Doctors or hospital unless you have to go there, unless you are too poorly to go there.
6 - This virus can kill people, but don't be scared of it. It can only kill those who are vulnerable or those people who are not vulnerable, it's possible to contain or control it, sometimes, maybe, except that sometimes it leads to a global disaster.
7 - Gloves won't help, but they can still help so wear them sometimes, or not.
8 - Stay home, but it's important to go out.
9 - There is no shortage of groceries in supermarkets, but there are many things missing. Sometimes you won't need loo rolls but you should try to buy some in case you might need some.
10 - The virus has no effect on children except those children it affects.
11 - Animals are not affected, but there was a cat in Belgium that tested positive in February when no one had been tested, plus a few Tigers here and there.
12 - Stay 2 metres away from Tigers (see point 11)
13 - You will get many symptoms if you get the virus, but you can also get symptoms if you don't get the virus, you can get the virus without having symptoms, or being non contagious with symptoms...It's a sort of lucky/unlucky dip.
14 - To help protect yourself you should eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have to hand as it's better not to go to the shops, unless you need loo roll or a fence panel.
15 - It's important to get fresh air but don't go to parks, but go fo a walk, but don't sit down, unless you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant or if you're not old or pregnant but need to sit down. If you do sit down don't eat your picnic, unless you've had a long walk, which you are/aren't allowed to do if you're old or pregnant.
16 - The virus remains active on different surfaces for 2 hours...or 4 hours...or 6 hours...I mean days, not hours. But it needs a damp environment, or a cold environment that is also warm and dry...In the air, as long as the air is not plastic.
17 - Schools are closed so you need to home educate your children, unless you can send them to school because you're not at home. If you are at home you can home educate using various portals and virtual classrooms unless you have crap internet, or more than one child and only one computer, or you are working from home. Baking cakes can be considered Maths, Science or Art..If you are home educating you can count household chores within their education. If you are home educating you can start drinking at 10am.
18 - If you are NOT home educating you can also start drinking at 10am.
19 - The number of corona related deaths will be announced daily but we don't know hom many people are infected as they are only testing those who are almost dead to find out if that's what they will die of. The people who die of corona who aren't counted, won't or will be counted but maybe not.
20 - We should stay locked down until the virus stops infecting people but it will only stop infecting people if we all get infected so it's important we get infected and some don't get infected.
21 - You can join your neighbours for a street party and turn your music up for an outside disco and your neighbours won't call the police. People in the next street can call the police about your music whilst also having a party which you are allowed to call the police about.
22 - No business will go bust due to coronavirus except those businesses that will go bust due to the virus.
I hope this makes things clearer for you....
|Take a bow BBM|
at 17:05 27 Apr 2019
After 12 points from the last 5 games and a complete turnaround in form and results take a bow that man, safe with a game to go and comfortably so after a good win today.....And Ian Henderson you are a sodding legend, well done to the board for their bravery and the faith shown in the gaffer.....Bloody poorly at the moment but what a lift this has been......Party time..
at 17:41 9 Mar 2019
With the correct score of 2 - 1 and an attendance guess of 3187 which was only 30 away the winner of the prize is Bazanne, I will PM you asap, well done and I hope you like your prize......
at 14:53 5 Mar 2019
To lighten the mood a little, a 2 part comp for Saturdays game for anyone to join in with. The comp is a correct score and attendance number, the nearest to the actual attendance with the correct match score gets the prize.....The prize is a limited edition unopened watercolour print of the promotion team and Hilly from 2010, signed by the artist D J Walker and is numbered 130/299 still sealed with it's certificate.....The prize can be delivered locally or left in the club shop for the winner, will post it if the winner is an exile.......Good luck peeps....
|Just for James|
at 17:38 22 Dec 2018
Great win today down on the coast where we usually get bugger all, especially with three of those below us also winning. I'd have been happy with a draw so to grab all 3 points is welcome relief, as long as we score one more than the opposition we will be ok. Let's carry it onto the next game please, Not surprised by the omission of the supposed transfer target to be honest, no grumbles on here tonight I shouldn't think so fingers crossed it carries on and we can creep up the table....Well done to all who traveled down and to Hill and the lads...
|When did Xmas Eve boxes become a thing?|
at 21:51 19 Dec 2018
Just finished making my 2 Grandkids Xmas Eve Boxes, daughter said she wanted them for the little monsters so I duly make her 2, simple enough to make....Did anyone hear of these things before the past 2 Xmas ? It was def not a thing when I was a kid or when my kids were teeny critters....A prezzy on Xmas Eve, get your arse to bed and wait till morning....
|Football betting on Dale|
at 18:08 16 Dec 2018
I regularly used to bet on us winning, correct score first scorer and the like, recently not so much due to the way we are playing as I don't back against my own team....Has anyone on here ever backed us to lose? Be honest, I'm asking because we are at 4/1 to go down this season which given our form is rather generous in my view.....Would it be slightly naughty to lump on at that price just to soften the blow if the worst does happen?
|Flare on the pitch|
at 19:44 3 Nov 2017
What sort of idiot throws a flare onto the pitch? A plastic pitch no less, they think it's all melting.......It is now..
|Taken from the bury board .......|
at 18:12 10 Dec 2016
"I know its not going to a popular idea but perhaps its time to consider a merger with Rochdale- new joint ground ,massive revenue cost reductions and a new beginning . Nick's support today is a good example of how that could work! Lets face it, we share a lot in common and it could be beneficial to both our clubs- especially ours, which does appear to be in a crisis situation"…........
I know what my response would be and it ends in off......
|On the gigglers board|
at 13:54 29 Nov 2016
In admin so someone has said......
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|Sandy tomorrow night?|
at 20:32 8 Aug 2016
Are they closing the Sandy for tomorrow's game? Can't see this one being a sell out for sure.......
|knee injury advice...|
at 14:34 13 Jul 2016
Quick question for anyone who has had knee injuries out there, did my right knee about a week ago, inside just to the left of my right knee.
Unable to bare weight on it and severe stabbing pains when moving it, can't get into the docs for another sodding week and don't think it's serious enough for an A&E visit, no swelling to speak of and no bruising but unable to walk without pain even with a stick.
Any ideas what to do for the next week? Strapping or compression bandages?
Thought of cutting the leg off but seems a tad extreme.......
at 14:29 20 Jun 2016
Signing for Chesterfield later today apparently.....
|Croatian shenanigans |
at 19:56 17 Jun 2016
What punishment will be dished out after today's bloody nonsense? Was it croation fans or had they been infiltrated by the Russians, or the biffos? That poor steward could have lost some fingers as the flare exploded....At the very least he's gonna need some new undies...
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