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Reply | Greatest loan R
at 18:38 6 Nov 2026
In the midst of a fuel shortage, we drove over t'pennines t'Oakwell to see the Rangers. No other bugger on the road and we find a petrol station swimming in the stuff and no one buying it, despite the rest of the country pulling their hair out on rumours of a thimble full on sale miles away.
Bearing in mind I was with him, his piece on it a week later, utterly hilarious. |
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Reply | Russell Brand is guilty
at 08:48 6 Nov 2026
As with all these things of this nature,it comes down to simple questions:
What was known/suspected?
Who knew about it?
When did they know about it?
What did they do once they knew about it?
The answers are invariably: Plenty. Many. Early. Nothing. |
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Reply | Greatest loan R
at 08:13 6 Nov 2026
100% agree on Razor. I'd even go as far as to give a mention to Vincenzo Jones!!
Sat on the bus taking us from the Britannia back to the station for onward return to Manchester, after an utterly abject display, relegation was inevitable at that point. 'You know who we need?' asked someone and a chap called Ant Hobbs and myself threw two names into the mix.
Christ alive, but at the McAlpine a week later, there were Messrs Jones and Ruddock in the Starting XI, and with it, a totally different QPR!
I know, I know, be careful what you wish for, and if we'd known Aladdin was on the bus beside us a week earlier, we'd have chosen Stam and Vieira instead. My bad. |
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Reply | QPR pet peeves
at 04:32 5 Nov 2026
Are you barking?
If this site moans about the legroom, WTF do you think Crouchie, my pet giraffe will make of it? And have you ever seen a giraffe take a piss? Good luck QPR's drainage system! |
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Reply | QPR pet peeves
at 21:00 4 Nov 2026
Two issues, currently.
1. Also saying it among my Rs' chums on our WhatsApp group, all season: Put. Your. F..king. Laces. Through. It...usually at Vale.
2. Need for that bloke in Spain, Astroboy_R I think his name is, to leave his secluded island, and start doing the Freds again. |
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Reply | Justin Obikwu
at 07:46 4 Nov 2026
Again, Kone's touch and control were bloody awful last night. Frankly, at 23, you can't teach this stuff so I remain of the view that he has three jobs: keep fit; bash up the oppo's CHs a bit; and just goal hang, because despite it all, he can finish.
Now, as for 'The Mystery' in just a short cameo, he looked more mobile and seemed to have a better touch than Kone; which isn't difficult! Maybe if he'd been on earlier he might have been more up to speed to take that chance, but he's certainly worth giving minutes, and when we were cruising against Derby and Swansea and maybe going nowhere at Brum and Soton, thise might have been opportunities to give him a run out. |
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Reply | 1-1....take that all day long.
at 05:40 4 Nov 2026
There'll be tumbleweed rolling through the treatment room, with physios walking around looking lost this morning. |
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Reply | Scott Parker incoming at West Ham
at 13:31 3 Nov 2026
I've never seen Nuno smile. But with another dismissal payment coming, his bank manager must have a hard on that you could crack ice with...again! |
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Reply | The Sack Race
at 09:06 3 Nov 2026
Redknapp's already in the Range Rover heading east! |
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Reply | To Early ?
at 16:48 2 Nov 2026
Happy Millennium everyone!
Hopefully, all the doom merchants won't be proved right with all this Y3K nonsense.
Oh, and QPR 3, West Jupiter United 1 |
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Reply | A debut to forget - History
at 14:53 2 Nov 2026
You'd take 7-0 now! Surely?
Always love watching Clive Allen's reaction after Roeder's goal at the end. He'd fluffed a chance for his hattrick, and looks gutted. Great goalscorer andthat aside, frequently a scorer of great goals. |
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Reply | Random irritations..
at 14:35 2 Nov 2026
Not so much a random thing, nor an irritant. Rather, its become a regular annoyance. Hacking!
Supermarket freezers in several European countries have been hacked again, resulting in millions of Euros of food being discarded. Why you need effing freezers on the web, I don't know, but there you have it. |
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Reply | The Sunderland away kit!
at 13:21 2 Nov 2026
Rwminds me of a story I heard about Jason McAteer that while ridiculous, arguably paints him in a favourable light.
JM was one of the first people to get a Porsche Boxster in the north west. First Sunday, he drives out to see his mates' team play, which he always did without fail, when not playing himself. After the game he'd take their kit and flags back to Liverpool to clean but on this particular Sunday, he couldn't get them into the Porsche.
Two weeks later, he rocks up in a new 4x4. When asked what had happened to the Porsche, he purportedly replied, 'I couldn't get the kit and flags in to it, so I thought I'd buy this!' |
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Reply | Random irritations..
at 11:43 2 Nov 2026
A poster called Galileo, questioning the appropriateness of a Spurs win against Chelsea being on a 'history' exam paper.
If that's not utterly priceless and worth the admission fee on its own, then I 'kin don't what is! |
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Reply | Lloyd?
at 10:55 1 Nov 2026
Which brings us back to the questions: should he have been on the bench and has our medico/rehab got it wrong?
If we're questioning things, the players must be about to unleash an inquisition! |
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Reply | Southampton highlights
at 09:39 1 Nov 2026
At the start of the season, I picked Poku to be my stand out player.
Yesterday he showed glimpses of why my choice has some merit, but more as to why he won't be! He's got the skills, but he really can be the most infuriating individual at times. Yesterday: hesitancy mixed with poor choices and execution let him down and will continue to do so until he gets a bit of gravel in his belly and belief in his head. |
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Reply | Lloyd?
at 09:28 1 Nov 2026
On the day football remembers those that fell in battle, Lloydy burst out of the trenches advanced toward the enemy and under live ammo, pulled up lame in the process. We shall wear our poppies for him.
He shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary nim, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember him. |
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Reply | southampton...
at 08:33 1 Nov 2026
Exactly, muchacho!
When GB86 wakes from his slumbers and the aroma from his morning arabica wafts through his nostrils, he'll realise some inalienable facts. First, he was built on the brilliance of Bowles; the magic of Marsh; the sheer unadulterated tenacity of Taarabt, and that he stands tall on the shoulders of the men of 67!
His character is chiseled from the same granite that made Jimmy Dunne. When he sashays into the room, then it should be with the swagger of Simon Stainrod, probably wearing a fedora, and that if he does this in Southampton, then he is doing it in front of men who still find Benny Hill hilarious and fantasise over an ugly rotund Channel islander, who simply isn't fit to look in the same mirror as Gorgeous Ronnie.
GaryBannister 86 might be experiencing early-onset manopause, but he should do so in the full knowledge, heart, and belief of a man who is: QPR, with all that this entails and all the glory that it will shower upon him one day soon! |
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Reply | southampton...
at 07:39 1 Nov 2026
I think what you're really saying old bean, is fck 'em! |
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