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Top 3 red cards by a Saints player
at 16:02 24 Jul 2019

Following on from the football violence thread, what are the top 3 best straight red cards you’ve seen for a Saints player?

1. Oscar Gobern vs Bournemouth - slipped and volleyed the bloke in the chest. Textbook
2. Prutton vs Arsenal - the tackle on Pires was filthy enough but feeling hard done by he doubled down by trying to get at the lino.
3. Benali vs Norwich - elbowed Ruel Fox’s nose half way across the pitch but still remonstrated with the ref. Absolute lunatic

Not old enough to have seen Benali’s assault on John Fashanu sadly otherwise that would obviously be number 1
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1st July 2019
at 18:03 1 Jul 2019

Today will go down in ITK history. Little TCP has carried out an ITK Blitzkrieg on this forum and his enemies will struggle to respond. the phoney war is over and the first day of battle has begun, but is the real war over before it has even started?

1teem and A6 are shell shocked and cannot keep up with the flurry of attacks coming from left field. Their lines of communication and intelligence have been shown up to be second rate. They’re wounded animals right now but will they have one last bite or lay down and die?

TCP’s scorched earth policy is controversial and doesn’t win many friends but is damned effective And with news of each victory comes an ever growing legion of followers. No longer the young upstart, bookies are no longer taking bets on TCP winning the #summertransferwindow2019 ITK title.

WHAT. A. DAY.

#bewareoffalseprophets
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Delete Delete
at 10:31 27 Jun 2019



Iceberg! Right ahead!
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straight_pass
at 11:32 13 Jun 2019

Talk to me. What have I done to upset you? You're killing my positive forum vote coefficient!
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Why would the club post this video today?
at 10:24 1 Jun 2019

Seems we really are proud of our contribution to the Les Reed Final

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Why are fans bothered about opposition fans liking their club?
at 16:00 24 Mar 2019

Pompey and Liverpool are the worst for this. Check out this unhinged thread:

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Absolute carnage at the Peoples’ Vote march today
at 19:56 23 Mar 2019

The police were on their toes double lively when this mob showed up. Every Waitrose and Pret á Manger on the route was ransacked!

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Just in case anyone was in any doubt...
at 20:31 11 Feb 2019

...about who they want to win the league. Look at the state of this:

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Top 3 Saints players you’ve always hated
at 08:15 10 Feb 2019

Since we’re in the right frame of mind to pile in on our own inept team, let’s have your top 3 past and/or present players that you’ve always disliked for some reason. Players who push for a move or slag off the club after they’ve left don’t count.

1. Olivier Bernard - hard to pick out one from that 04/05 team but Bernard openly looked like he didn’t care. The archetypal Redknapp signing.

2. Ricardo Fuller - the only signing we paid a transfer fee for in the first season after we were relegated (£90,000 ffs) and he was shît. An ex-skate who couldn’t wait to leave from the moment he got here

3. David Speedie - bought to replace Shearer (!) along with Dixon. Utter dog shît old man ugly balding cünt. Would’ve loved to have seen Hurlock iron him out
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Top 3 'I forgot they even played for Saints'
at 18:19 28 Jan 2019

Oc7Saint's mention of Tomas Hajto reminded me that in the mid-2000s post-relegation, Saints were an absolute goldmine for obscure players who you'd struggle to pick out in a line up.

1. Mario Licka
2. Peter Madsen
3. Vincent Pericard



And yet people on here were still moaning under Adkins, Pochetino and Koeman!
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Top 3 worst cup upsets involving Saints
at 07:55 27 Jan 2019

Quite a few upsets this weekend already, so what are the ones involving Saints that you’re still receiving therapy for?

1. 99/2000? That fûcking 4-3 against Tranmere in the replay after being 3-0 up at half-time. Only Saints could lose in that situation

2. 93/94. Losing against Port Vale after a replay. Height of the anti-Branfopt protests (back when it was ok to wish death on a manager and not be worried about hurting their feelings...), complete lack of discipline in both games. I remember players chasing each other around the pitch trying have a scrap in the first game and Tommy Widdrington getting sent off in the replay. Mental times

3. 98/99. The time we managed to get knocked out by Fulham (then Div 3) in both cup competitions in the same season! Dirk Lehman (the German pornstar) and Barry fùcking Hayles absolutely rinsed us. I remember Ostenstad scoring a goal while on his arse to earn a replay in the last minute of the first FA cup game but otherwise it was another miserable attempt at getting past the 3rd round.
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Where’s Dave?
at 21:15 15 Jan 2019

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Top 3 Journeys
at 08:04 13 Jan 2019

1. The red eye from JFK to Heathrow
2. The Cotswold Flyer from Bicester to London
3. The limo ride between your 5 bedroom millionaire mansion and the AEG depot
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You can tell when Saints have won because...
at 18:38 12 Jan 2019

...Dune goes into attention seeking overdrive. He can’t handle his own club taking the limelight away from him for two minutes!
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Vermin
at 12:10 12 Jan 2019

A lot of it about these days, apparently
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Top 3 Boxing Day games
at 17:55 26 Dec 2018

1. 2015 - 4-0 v Arsenal
2. 1994 - Wimbledon, Le Tiss scored a ludicrous volley. Can’t remember the result but have a feeling we lost somehow
3. Any takers? Can’t think of many Boxing Day classics!
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Happy Birthday Dan Harding
at 11:55 23 Dec 2018

Did well for us for the level we were at at the time. I’m sure Nick will join me in wishing him a happy birthday - he was always a big fan of his blondness and his attitude to ball boys!
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Klopp, Klopp, Klopp
at 00:29 17 Dec 2018

The only downside today was that the media can’t stop themselves making constant reference to Klopp whenever they are talking about Hasenhüttl. He’s not even the same nationality ffs! When we scored our first and Ralph celebrated but decided to tone it down a bit, the MOTD commentator said something like ‘he nearly went full Jürgen Klopp there!’ Just. Fück. Off
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Welcome back Dirk!
at 08:38 9 Nov 2018

I hope you’re not still too scared to post after being ‘bullied’ which is why you’re just liking and disliking people’s posts? You must be pleased with yesterday’s news? Who do you think we should get in to replace bumbling bloated Les? Maybe with ‘El Duce’ gone the fans will come flooding back and we can finally get that Kop End built?
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Top 3 Les Reed moments
at 13:35 8 Nov 2018

1. The time he went to Europe to buy a Lamborghini but instead bought Gabbiadini

2. The time he f*cked that greedy c*nt Koeman off and upset our dopey fanbase

3. The time he signed Jos Hooiveld despite having seen him play terribly, score an own goal, and get sent off in a pre-season friendly against Inverness
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