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Thread | Football v Sex
at 21:40 15 Nov 2025
I’ve heard it said among football fans that some incident or other is better than having sex.
Now either these people are virgins or have had very bad sex all the time.
I love me some Rangers but what it’s better than splurging over a big girls ginourmous gazongas in a Hammersmith Hotel in 1993 (delete or insert your sexual preference).
Zamora, close. But come on…
Eileen. |
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Reply | Songs In Your Head…
at 22:12 13 Nov 2025
Clapham Junction . Every Time I go through there a sing pops in my head.
It’s weird, I never thought it would be a thing with me and that bird from around that area |
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Reply | tozzer
at 23:06 7 Nov 2025
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Oi Joey, ya c unt, f uck you, ya c unt, ya c u t, Joey, you are a shitarse , shit footballer, f uck you love of every team bar. MY F CLING TESM YOU MORON.
Joey, you are an idiot. A complete moron. You are not intelligent.
, you’re a c unt. Fu ck you.
QPR. Ford uckinever.
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Thread | Existence
at 22:26 7 Nov 2025
Here’s a stat to get your possession / exorcist/ caflick/ proddy/jew/muslim/blackfoot/pawnee/cheyenne/croe/apachee/arapahow
This life is only measured by our time. And time is irrelevant. It’s a measurement that the universe says Da diddly qua qua to.
The Human race, for that is what we are, no matter what you f ucking think.is knackered.
Don’t be a c unt. Enjoy your massively short and TOTALLY irrelevant existence.
Do good , don’t fu xx up others.
Listen to XTC. I
Cobblers |
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Reply | BLAME GOD
at 00:15 2 Nov 2025
I talk some fu coming bollocks🤷♂️ |
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Thread | BLAME GOD
at 00:08 2 Nov 2025
FOR MAKING PUTTING EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS
ROME
DUBLIN
LONDON
PARIS
BORED NOW
QPR LOST……
SHOCK HORROR WHO’DVE THUNK THAT
WE SUPPORT A TEAM THAT DOES NOT WIN A HUGE AMOUNT.
XTC |
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Thread | Life
at 23:04 1 Nov 2025
One day , you get up. Your slippers are where they should be, slip in nicely. Your partner turns over looks at you with love , longing and come hither look that you know will set up the day of all days and you go back in.
The day settles in front of you, you’re gliding through this existence on a blanket made from silk, it caresses your body , soothing and calming. The world is in rhythm to your paradiddle. All the slots are filled with your gold coins.
Tomorrow, the cat shits in your slippers and your partner has f ucked off with your Dad. The day gets darker, the beat of life has gone awol, you are out of the twilight limits and outer zone and night is going to tear your soul apart.
But in the distance you see….an apparition….it says. Wednesday , night,,, |
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Reply | Worst places you have visited for an AWAY day fixture !!
at 22:16 30 Oct 2025
That is right up there with one of the worst Rangers performances I’ve seen. I kept it together until Scully let rip and pinged in the best goal of the game.
That did me in and I went into a verbal, spittle flecked, sweary mary meltdown.
Still makes me mad now. F**k off you fuc*king c*nts, stick it up your f*cking arse, you c*nts.
C unts [Post edited 30 Oct 22:16]
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Reply | Worst places you have visited for an AWAY day fixture !!
at 19:47 30 Oct 2025
I was in that car with the two women Ted. It was me and couple of mates with their partners, one of whom was driving.
We were in traffic coming out of the car park, saw some Rangers fans we knew, we had won 3-1 so were calling to them . Next thing g my mate in the passenger seat gets a clump through the window . He jumps out to have a word, I get out to get him back in. Next thing I know I’m in the floor crawling back into the car after get whacked in the back of the head. The car is then pummelled by a load of Northern tw@ts . Absolutely beaten to shit.
The police turn up. Five people, two women now in tears, in a battered motor and ask to see in the boot for a weapon as they were told we threatened the Barnsley fans.
Police were utter crap. Went back to the station to fill out reports and take statements. Sod all happened from that.
I had forgotten about that until you said that. So Barnsley may top Stoke in Trent as the biggest shithole I’ve been to, |
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Reply | Worst places you have visited for an AWAY day fixture !!
at 16:09 29 Oct 2025
The first time we went to Chesterfield was just one huge pain in the arse for all sorts of reasons. We won but I never went back.
Top for me is Stoke on Trent. Went plenty of times to City and Vale. I’ve even had to stay up there a couple of times and go out on the Town there, sweet baby jaysus! I’ll never go back, if I can help it. League of Gentleman must have based everything they did on that place. [Post edited 29 Oct 16:09]
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Reply | Non QPR/ Spooky
at 11:30 29 Oct 2025
What’s spooky is that you don’t have a telly and still managed to watch University Challenge.
It’s the telly in your head going on the blink. Give it a slap. That normally sorts it out. |
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