| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' 21:44 - May 23 with 4195 views | chris1969 |
What do I do?
Will it stand up in court? |  | | |  |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 22:09 - May 23 with 4117 views | RANGERS4EVER |
Sit her down and make her watch every single highlight of QPR over and over again until the morning, then ask tomorrow whether it is just a game |  |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 22:21 - May 23 with 4071 views | Bluce_Ree |
All women is bitches. Women. Bitches.
(c) Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 22:30 - May 23 with 4044 views | oddball |
whack her round the cannister | | | |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 22:33 - May 23 with 4028 views | smegma |
$h1t in her handbag. That'll learn her.
"its ONLY a handbag" | | | |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 23:03 - May 23 with 3945 views | chris1969 |
She's a sleep on the couch now, I have the shovel in hand....two problems no cellar and the garden is decked
I have poured a single malt, Jools is on soon......ohmmmmm | | | |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 23:09 - May 23 with 3931 views | FredManRave |
Calm down, calm down. She was obviously just referring to the Champions League Final. |  |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 23:30 - May 23 with 3889 views | michael67 |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 23:03 - May 23 by chris1969 |
She's a sleep on the couch now, I have the shovel in hand....two problems no cellar and the garden is decked
I have poured a single malt, Jools is on soon......ohmmmmm |
Do you or anyone know a farmer who keeps pigs? They will go through bone like butter. |  |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 23:46 - May 23 with 3859 views | izlingtonhoop |
I'm just a middle aged dirt bag, baby.
She doesn't know what she's missing, yeah, yeah. |  | | |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 23:48 - May 23 with 3859 views | chris1969 |
But she's a Mardy Bum and she's got the face on....... | | | |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 23:55 - May 23 with 3846 views | Pommyhoop |
Uxoricide (from Latin uxor meaning "wife") is murder of one's wife. It can refer to the act itself or the person who carries it out. |  |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 02:26 - May 24 with 3760 views | ade_qpr |
Sounds like grounds for a divorce, Get a decent R's supporting judge and you should get everything.  |  |
| If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 03:32 - May 24 with 3731 views | BklynRanger |
grounds for divorce....grounds for divorce.....there must be some kind of creative, money making concept there, just waiting for the right kind of brain...
Oh, to answer the original very fair question, massive amounts of cling film [Post edited 24 May 2014 3:32]
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 06:41 - May 24 with 3674 views | chris1969 |
It will have to wait, Wembley is calling couldn't risk it, I will get her back in other ways.
If all goes well today an 18 hour session will give me clarity we can discuss the merits of football on my return | | | |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 07:36 - May 24 with 3605 views | ade_qpr |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 06:41 - May 24 by chris1969 |
It will have to wait, Wembley is calling couldn't risk it, I will get her back in other ways.
If all goes well today an 18 hour session will give me clarity we can discuss the merits of football on my return |
18 hours well that gives her plenty of uninterrupted time to do all the housework  | |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 08:14 - May 24 with 3565 views | terryb |
Golden Gordon (Ripping Yarns - Barnstoneworth United) was shown on the tele on Thursday night & so I had the pleasure of watching it last night as a warm up for today.
Go to catch up, then get your wife to see how a wife should allow for the effect football has on their partner.
And the quiz question of the day. Name the Barnstoneworth first team of 1922 in the Yorkshire Premier League. | | | |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 08:25 - May 24 with 3540 views | HantsR |
Will it stand up in court? - probably not, so please put it away. |  | | |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 09:22 - May 24 with 3457 views | TheBlob |
And you can riposte by saying...."what's all the fuss about Kipling,it's only a bag for Christ's sake" |  |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 09:29 - May 24 with 3428 views | Discodroid |
it reminds me of the time my good lady, joanne, took a 'selfie ', i believe it is known as in modern parlance , yesterday.
she looked as if she had stepped straight from the pages of a jane austin novel. pure of character , wholesome, an english rose, if you will.
unfortunately , the top button of her starched blouse was undone, and i had to take remedial action..
i immediately gave her a solid backhander, and whilst holding that sweeping pose over her prostrate figure, i read the lords 7th psalm verses 3 to 599995959 ,in ancient tongue, from memory, casting the devil in all his manifestations from her harlot soul.
we were due to take in an informative and entertaining sojourn to see the victorian beast oddity, john merrick. alas, once my blood was up , i took my corrective ministrations a step to far, and killed her using a flat iron.
so the silly cow has fuked all that now.
such were my palpartations after my brutal assault on my wife , i had to be administerd a potion of opium and laudnum( 2parts arsenic) by my physician, the good doctor pickwick.
she will pay most dearly for her tresspasses.
as i have no doubt, will pay dearly for mine. [Post edited 24 May 2014 9:30]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 09:33 - May 24 with 3408 views | Hooparoo |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 09:29 - May 24 by Discodroid |
it reminds me of the time my good lady, joanne, took a 'selfie ', i believe it is known as in modern parlance , yesterday.
she looked as if she had stepped straight from the pages of a jane austin novel. pure of character , wholesome, an english rose, if you will.
unfortunately , the top button of her starched blouse was undone, and i had to take remedial action..
i immediately gave her a solid backhander, and whilst holding that sweeping pose over her prostrate figure, i read the lords 7th psalm verses 3 to 599995959 ,in ancient tongue, from memory, casting the devil in all his manifestations from her harlot soul.
we were due to take in an informative and entertaining sojourn to see the victorian beast oddity, john merrick. alas, once my blood was up , i took my corrective ministrations a step to far, and killed her using a flat iron.
so the silly cow has fuked all that now.
such were my palpartations after my brutal assault on my wife , i had to be administerd a potion of opium and laudnum( 2parts arsenic) by my physician, the good doctor pickwick.
she will pay most dearly for her tresspasses.
as i have no doubt, will pay dearly for mine. [Post edited 24 May 2014 9:30]
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 09:37 - May 24 with 3400 views | Discodroid |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 09:33 - May 24 by Hooparoo |
You're special. The broad church that is the wonderful QPR family.
I love it. |
love you too my qpr brother....the nerves are making more unhinged than usual!! | |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 09:40 - May 24 with 3389 views | TheBlob |
| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 09:33 - May 24 by Hooparoo |
You're special. The broad church that is the wonderful QPR family.
I love it. |
He'll be the one doing humourous impersonations of Diane Abbott outside the ground btw... | |
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| Wife just said 'it's just a football match' on 10:17 - May 24 with 3348 views | headhoops |
Stick a chelscum shirt on her and play her up front for the scum - you won't see her again.
Ps my miss us after England lost the semi final world cup pens v Germany - "never mind there's always next year" |  |
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| Wife jusot said 'it's just a football match' on 13:07 - May 24 with 3250 views | dodge_stoke_r |
Chuck her in the bin mate and register on match.com |  | | |
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