| Broken Again.... 07:58 - Aug 22 with 483 views | BringBackTheRedRoom |
Message on Fansonline......
MIDDLESBROUGH
Server Problems
Many apologies we are experiencing a major server problem. There was a problem earlier on that caused the sites to go off line. But when that was righted they couldn't get the message boards to start up working again. It is called Replication. They have to wind back the clock to where the sites stopped working so that all those missing posts .... |  |
| ‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’ |
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| Broken Again.... on 09:25 - Aug 22 with 314 views | spudgun |
Suspect the computer gave up the ghost after being continually subjected to boorish, crass, ignorant and malicious posts over a prolonged period of time on AVFTT.
And there is only so much irrationality a computer can take, you know.
Kinda like Marvin (the computer in `The hitch hikers guide to the galaxy`) - with "a brain the size of a planet" - the fansonline computer is having to compute the utter nonsense of TangerineNige and DonKLasher and the like on a daily basis.
No wonder it has regular breakdowns... |  | | |
| Broken Again.... on 09:42 - Aug 22 with 308 views | BringBackTheRedRoom |
| Broken Again.... on 09:25 - Aug 22 by spudgun |
Suspect the computer gave up the ghost after being continually subjected to boorish, crass, ignorant and malicious posts over a prolonged period of time on AVFTT.
And there is only so much irrationality a computer can take, you know.
Kinda like Marvin (the computer in `The hitch hikers guide to the galaxy`) - with "a brain the size of a planet" - the fansonline computer is having to compute the utter nonsense of TangerineNige and DonKLasher and the like on a daily basis.
No wonder it has regular breakdowns... |
"It is called Replication. They have to wind back the clock to where the sites stopped working so that all those missing posts .... "
You've got to laugh.... | |
| ‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’ |
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| Broken Again.... on 09:56 - Aug 22 with 296 views | spudgun |
| Broken Again.... on 09:42 - Aug 22 by BringBackTheRedRoom |
"It is called Replication. They have to wind back the clock to where the sites stopped working so that all those missing posts .... "
You've got to laugh.... |
Perhaps "winding the clock back" to the beginning of the 14th century might help some of the posters... | | | |
| Broken Again.... on 09:57 - Aug 22 with 293 views | ROTTWEILERS |
| Broken Again.... on 09:42 - Aug 22 by BringBackTheRedRoom |
"It is called Replication. They have to wind back the clock to where the sites stopped working so that all those missing posts .... "
You've got to laugh.... |
avftt is dickhead central |  |
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| Broken Again.... on 12:58 - Aug 22 with 279 views | voyeur |
| Broken Again.... on 09:57 - Aug 22 by ROTTWEILERS |
avftt is dickhead central |
Wow, this place survived NAPM?!! And the Basbob backlash? Who'd o thunk?!!! |  |
| I am a nutter. I come from the sea. |
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| Broken Again.... on 13:40 - Aug 22 with 265 views | spudgun |
| Broken Again.... on 12:58 - Aug 22 by voyeur |
Wow, this place survived NAPM?!! And the Basbob backlash? Who'd o thunk?!!! |
This place (and cockroaches and Trump) would survive a nuclear apocalypse.
FACTAMUNDO!
And I politely draw your attention to the protocol on here- our most respected and merciful leader decrees that his subjects address him always as Lord Basil of Catfood, and the word `pompous` should never be used within the vicinity of his person...  | | | |
| Broken Again.... on 13:50 - Aug 22 with 261 views | janegallagher |
| Broken Again.... on 13:40 - Aug 22 by spudgun |
This place (and cockroaches and Trump) would survive a nuclear apocalypse.
FACTAMUNDO!
And I politely draw your attention to the protocol on here- our most respected and merciful leader decrees that his subjects address him always as Lord Basil of Catfood, and the word `pompous` should never be used within the vicinity of his person... |
Plus ‘a plea for patience’ should never be uttered again. |  |
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| Broken Again.... on 13:51 - Aug 22 with 260 views | voyeur |
| Broken Again.... on 13:40 - Aug 22 by spudgun |
This place (and cockroaches and Trump) would survive a nuclear apocalypse.
FACTAMUNDO!
And I politely draw your attention to the protocol on here- our most respected and merciful leader decrees that his subjects address him always as Lord Basil of Catfood, and the word `pompous` should never be used within the vicinity of his person... |
What do we do if he posts in a 'pompous' manner? Turn the other cheek? :) | |
| I am a nutter. I come from the sea. |
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| Broken Again.... on 14:03 - Aug 22 with 253 views | BringBackTheRedRoom |
| Broken Again.... on 13:51 - Aug 22 by voyeur |
What do we do if he posts in a 'pompous' manner? Turn the other cheek? :) |
You could call this place his "Weekend country retreat" | |
| ‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’ |
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| Broken Again.... on 14:33 - Aug 22 with 241 views | spudgun |
| Broken Again.... on 13:51 - Aug 22 by voyeur |
What do we do if he posts in a 'pompous' manner? Turn the other cheek? :) |
"What do we do if he posts in a `pompous` manner. Turn the other cheek?"
You may jest voyeur, but his personal guard makes Iran`s revolutionary guard corps look liberal, compassionate and slightly effeminate.
And remember the past is a foreign country here in which his eminence Lord Basil was proven to be right and visionary on all things, especially about matters relating to football, politics and fish.
The sooner you accept this the more bearable your life will be on here... | | | |
| Broken Again.... on 14:39 - Aug 22 with 238 views | spell_chekker |
| Broken Again.... on 14:33 - Aug 22 by spudgun |
"What do we do if he posts in a `pompous` manner. Turn the other cheek?"
You may jest voyeur, but his personal guard makes Iran`s revolutionary guard corps look liberal, compassionate and slightly effeminate.
And remember the past is a foreign country here in which his eminence Lord Basil was proven to be right and visionary on all things, especially about matters relating to football, politics and fish.
The sooner you accept this the more bearable your life will be on here... |
I didn't know about AVFTT being down again.
You could say I've been down myself.
And yeah, what's happened to Robbie?  |  |
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| Broken Again.... on 15:39 - Aug 22 with 230 views | janegallagher |
| Broken Again.... on 14:39 - Aug 22 by spell_chekker |
I didn't know about AVFTT being down again.
You could say I've been down myself.
And yeah, what's happened to Robbie? |
He’ll be back, we’re just getting the place spruced up for him.
LaLa’s doing a bit of scurryfunging as we speak. | |
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| Broken Again.... on 17:10 - Aug 22 with 218 views | Lala |
| Broken Again.... on 15:39 - Aug 22 by janegallagher |
He’ll be back, we’re just getting the place spruced up for him.
LaLa’s doing a bit of scurryfunging as we speak. |
Hey it’s no coincidence my mental health meds have been lowered since the move over here  |  |
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| Broken Again.... on 17:14 - Aug 22 with 215 views | BlackpoolJane |
| Broken Again.... on 17:10 - Aug 22 by Lala |
Hey it’s no coincidence my mental health meds have been lowered since the move over here |
Scurryfunging? I don’t know what it means but I like it. |  | | |
| Broken Again.... on 17:24 - Aug 22 with 211 views | spudgun |
| Broken Again.... on 17:14 - Aug 22 by BlackpoolJane |
Scurryfunging? I don’t know what it means but I like it. |
Not like you to be bright-eyed and bushy tailed, spell.
Everything ok, pal? | | | |
| Broken Again.... on 17:24 - Aug 22 with 211 views | spell_chekker |
| Broken Again.... on 17:14 - Aug 22 by BlackpoolJane |
Scurryfunging? I don’t know what it means but I like it. |
I had to look it up as well Jane.
Good to see you back from Gillingham.
Lala. It's something I noticed quite a while ago but didn't want to comment for fear of putting a jinx on everything. Well done.  | |
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| Broken Again.... on 17:26 - Aug 22 with 210 views | Lala |
| Broken Again.... on 17:24 - Aug 22 by spell_chekker |
I had to look it up as well Jane.
Good to see you back from Gillingham.
Lala. It's something I noticed quite a while ago but didn't want to comment for fear of putting a jinx on everything. Well done. |
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| Broken Again.... on 17:38 - Aug 22 with 205 views | BringBackTheRedRoom |
| Broken Again.... on 17:26 - Aug 22 by Lala |
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This is the first and so far only place I've ever seen it used.
Had to google it myself when it was first posted.
Definition. Scurryfunge rate. (Verb) Old English; to rush around cleaning when company is on their way over. | |
| ‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’ |
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| Broken Again.... on 17:48 - Aug 22 with 201 views | Lala |
| Broken Again.... on 17:38 - Aug 22 by BringBackTheRedRoom |
This is the first and so far only place I've ever seen it used.
Had to google it myself when it was first posted.
Definition. Scurryfunge rate. (Verb) Old English; to rush around cleaning when company is on their way over. |
My scuryfunging days are over. Take me as you find me nowadays 
I tend to lollygag more too these days  | |
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| Broken Again.... on 18:22 - Aug 22 with 193 views | janegallagher |
| Broken Again.... on 17:48 - Aug 22 by Lala |
My scuryfunging days are over. Take me as you find me nowadays
I tend to lollygag more too these days |
Lollygag’ love it 😃👠| |
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| Broken Again.... on 19:01 - Aug 22 with 183 views | spell_chekker |
| Broken Again.... on 18:22 - Aug 22 by janegallagher |
Lollygag’ love it 😃👠|
Another one I had to look up. Naughty, naughty. | |
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| Broken Again.... on 19:03 - Aug 22 with 179 views | Lala |
| Broken Again.... on 19:01 - Aug 22 by spell_chekker |
Another one I had to look up. Naughty, naughty. |
Here to educate Spell  | |
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| Broken Again.... on 19:29 - Aug 22 with 172 views | spudgun |
| Broken Again.... on 19:03 - Aug 22 by Lala |
Here to educate Spell |
Yep, I had to look up lollygag too.
Turning into a `word of the week` thread; which I like.
I do like unusual words which have fallen out of common use but have a slight feeling of onomatopoeia to them.
It`s good to learn new words... | | | |
| Broken Again.... on 20:12 - Aug 22 with 166 views | spell_chekker |
| Broken Again.... on 19:29 - Aug 22 by spudgun |
Yep, I had to look up lollygag too.
Turning into a `word of the week` thread; which I like.
I do like unusual words which have fallen out of common use but have a slight feeling of onomatopoeia to them.
It`s good to learn new words... |
Here my word contribution.
Try saying it after you've had a couple of shandys -
'LlanfairÂpwllgwyngyllÂgogeryÂchwyrnÂdrobwllÂllanÂtysilioÂgogoÂgoch' | |
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| Broken Again.... on 20:15 - Aug 22 with 163 views | janegallagher |
| Broken Again.... on 20:12 - Aug 22 by spell_chekker |
Here my word contribution.
Try saying it after you've had a couple of shandys -
'LlanfairÂpwllgwyngyllÂgogeryÂchwyrnÂdrobwllÂllanÂtysilioÂgogoÂgoch' |
I think my favourite word is serendipity. | |
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