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How hilarious is this? 13:00 - Jan 7 with 2865 viewsdirk_doone

"We have had the best of the derby results over the last few years."

They really are that deluded:

https://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=785715

It's ten years since they got the last one of their only 9 Football League, FA Cup or League Cup wins against us ever in history.

https://www.soccerbase.com/teams/head_to_head.sd?team_id=2049&team2_id=2471

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How hilarious is this? on 15:59 - Jan 9 with 653 views130yrs_and_one_Cup

How hilarious is this? on 15:54 - Jan 9 by Butty101

To me it looks like you spent your lonely Christmas holidays beavering away like a mad man, creating a total nonsensical list.


It looks to me like this thread is getting a bit too serious, all I did was log a small number of facts


Happy new year everyone
[Post edited 9 Jan 2020 16:00]

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How hilarious is this? on 17:06 - Jan 9 with 630 viewsgrumpy

How hilarious is this? on 15:32 - Jan 9 by 130yrs_and_one_Cup

Have you ever heard of cut n paste?, it literally takes seconds, just a couple of checks on the 'facts', and Bob's your uncle.


' cut n paste' taking seconds to do a couple of checks.
You really have been found out 130.
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How hilarious is this? on 13:16 - Jan 10 with 548 views130yrs_and_one_Cup

How hilarious is this? on 17:06 - Jan 9 by grumpy

' cut n paste' taking seconds to do a couple of checks.
You really have been found out 130.


I think you are missing the joke here, when the thread was fist put up here about deluded fans I cut n pasted a couple of postings from old threads. I have since added to it to make the list huge, and will add to it in a minute . . . . and to be honest with you . . . it’s hilarious

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How hilarious is this? on 13:55 - Jan 10 with 527 viewssaint68

How hilarious is this? on 13:16 - Jan 10 by 130yrs_and_one_Cup

I think you are missing the joke here, when the thread was fist put up here about deluded fans I cut n pasted a couple of postings from old threads. I have since added to it to make the list huge, and will add to it in a minute . . . . and to be honest with you . . . it’s hilarious


Fuk me you're a desperate little cùnt aren't you....the vast majority of your tin pot clubs achievements were in a time period when most homes had no inside fukin toilet...still if that gets your rancid little pecker stiff then so be it...

Now shut the fuk up you feeble waste of skin.

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How hilarious is this? on 14:03 - Jan 10 with 513 views130yrs_and_one_Cup

How hilarious is this? on 13:55 - Jan 10 by saint68

Fuk me you're a desperate little cùnt aren't you....the vast majority of your tin pot clubs achievements were in a time period when most homes had no inside fukin toilet...still if that gets your rancid little pecker stiff then so be it...

Now shut the fuk up you feeble waste of skin.


About half of them include facts from this century.

You used to be a bit of fun, now you have gone all dark and repetitive. Stop drinking for a bit and get some vitamin C inside you fella.

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How hilarious is this? on 14:05 - Jan 10 with 512 views130yrs_and_one_Cup

How hilarious is this? on 13:55 - Jan 10 by saint68

Fuk me you're a desperate little cùnt aren't you....the vast majority of your tin pot clubs achievements were in a time period when most homes had no inside fukin toilet...still if that gets your rancid little pecker stiff then so be it...

Now shut the fuk up you feeble waste of skin.


Why don't you do a Southampton list? afterall, this thread is about the supremacy of the team in red. I am just giving a different view.

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How hilarious is this? on 14:45 - Jan 10 with 501 viewssaint68

How hilarious is this? on 14:05 - Jan 10 by 130yrs_and_one_Cup

Why don't you do a Southampton list? afterall, this thread is about the supremacy of the team in red. I am just giving a different view.


The fact is, you are a basket case as is your club...and since my birth bar a few seasons Portsmouth football club have been a second and third division club with the occasional small foray into the 1st division/premiership...so in that instance and probably 90% of the posters on here, your little club has been..well basically a little club.

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How hilarious is this? on 16:28 - Jan 10 with 475 views130yrs_and_one_Cup

How hilarious is this? on 14:45 - Jan 10 by saint68

The fact is, you are a basket case as is your club...and since my birth bar a few seasons Portsmouth football club have been a second and third division club with the occasional small foray into the 1st division/premiership...so in that instance and probably 90% of the posters on here, your little club has been..well basically a little club.


I honestly didn't realise how painful these lists could be, so much so that I have compiled a list of Firsts for South Coast clubs that does include your club What I find surprising is how much your club features heavily in the early part, so I have been generous enough to include decades of participation in the top league to ensure it also features later on..


FIRSTS : South Coast teams

Soton : First team to reach an FA cup final
Soton : First team to tour South America
Brighton : First team to reach a Charity Shield Final
Soton : First team to win a 3rd Tier Championship
Pompey : First team to reach Top Flight
Pompey : First league team to play in 10 Top Flight seasons
Pompey : First team to reach 3 FA cup finals
Pompey : First team to win an FA cup final
Pompey : First team to win the Charity Shield
Pompey : First team to win the Top Flight Championship
Pompey : First team to retain the Top Flight Championship (national)
Pompey : First team to play in 20 Top Flight seasons
Pompey : First team to be a Top Flight club for 30 seasons
Soton : First team to play in 30 Top Flight seasons
Pompey : First league team to win a 2nd Tier Championship
Pompey : First team to win multiple FA cup finals
Pompey : First team to reach 5 FA cup finals
Soton : First team to win the League Trophy final
Soton : First team to play in 40 Top Flight seasons
Pompey : First team to win a 4th Tier Championship
Pompey : First team to win all 4 leagues
[Post edited 10 Jan 2020 16:39]

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How hilarious is this? on 16:38 - Jan 10 with 470 viewssaint68

How hilarious is this? on 16:28 - Jan 10 by 130yrs_and_one_Cup

I honestly didn't realise how painful these lists could be, so much so that I have compiled a list of Firsts for South Coast clubs that does include your club What I find surprising is how much your club features heavily in the early part, so I have been generous enough to include decades of participation in the top league to ensure it also features later on..


FIRSTS : South Coast teams

Soton : First team to reach an FA cup final
Soton : First team to tour South America
Brighton : First team to reach a Charity Shield Final
Soton : First team to win a 3rd Tier Championship
Pompey : First team to reach Top Flight
Pompey : First league team to play in 10 Top Flight seasons
Pompey : First team to reach 3 FA cup finals
Pompey : First team to win an FA cup final
Pompey : First team to win the Charity Shield
Pompey : First team to win the Top Flight Championship
Pompey : First team to retain the Top Flight Championship (national)
Pompey : First team to play in 20 Top Flight seasons
Pompey : First team to be a Top Flight club for 30 seasons
Soton : First team to play in 30 Top Flight seasons
Pompey : First league team to win a 2nd Tier Championship
Pompey : First team to win multiple FA cup finals
Pompey : First team to reach 5 FA cup finals
Soton : First team to win the League Trophy final
Soton : First team to play in 40 Top Flight seasons
Pompey : First team to win a 4th Tier Championship
Pompey : First team to win all 4 leagues
[Post edited 10 Jan 2020 16:39]


It really is a shame that you feel so desperate to bring some importance to a little seaside club that no one else in the country gives a shit

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How hilarious is this? on 16:40 - Jan 10 with 464 views130yrs_and_one_Cup

How hilarious is this? on 16:38 - Jan 10 by saint68

It really is a shame that you feel so desperate to bring some importance to a little seaside club that no one else in the country gives a shit


I'm just defending my club as the thread is about Pompey. Surely, there's no harm in that?

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How hilarious is this? on 16:44 - Jan 10 with 462 viewssaint68

How hilarious is this? on 16:40 - Jan 10 by 130yrs_and_one_Cup

I'm just defending my club as the thread is about Pompey. Surely, there's no harm in that?


The real shame is that you are left unsupervised and not securely detained...care in the community is failing and you are the result.

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How hilarious is this? on 16:51 - Jan 10 with 455 views130yrs_and_one_Cup

How hilarious is this? on 16:44 - Jan 10 by saint68

The real shame is that you are left unsupervised and not securely detained...care in the community is failing and you are the result.


That's more like it, get yourself some nice little chocolate eggs so you can chill out a bit more. Here is my next list. Unfortunately it's 10-4 to Pompey, same old same old I'm afraid.

Again, your club feature heavily in the first part, but I have added one further down the list to make it more balanced.


National FIRSTS : Chronological

Soton : First Southern league team to reach an FA cup final
Soton : First English team to tour South America
Soton : First Southern league team to win a 3rd Tier Championship
Pompey : First Southern league team to reach Top Flight
Pompey : First Southern league team to reach 3 FA cup finals
Pompey : First English team to hold the FA cup for 5 seasons or more
Pompey : First Southern league team to win the Top Flight Championship
Pompey : First Southern league team to retain the Top Flight Championship
Pompey : First Southern league team to play in 20 Top Flight seasons
Pompey : First team in the world to stage a match under floodlights
Pompey : First team to lose on Penalties in FA cup semi-final
Soton : First Top Flight manager to buy a player without even seeing him on video (Ali Dia)
Pompey : First and only Southern team to win all 4 leagues
Pompey : First and only Southern team to win all 5 leagues (3rd div & 3rd div South)

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How hilarious is this? on 16:58 - Jan 10 with 450 viewssaint68

How hilarious is this? on 16:51 - Jan 10 by 130yrs_and_one_Cup

That's more like it, get yourself some nice little chocolate eggs so you can chill out a bit more. Here is my next list. Unfortunately it's 10-4 to Pompey, same old same old I'm afraid.

Again, your club feature heavily in the first part, but I have added one further down the list to make it more balanced.


National FIRSTS : Chronological

Soton : First Southern league team to reach an FA cup final
Soton : First English team to tour South America
Soton : First Southern league team to win a 3rd Tier Championship
Pompey : First Southern league team to reach Top Flight
Pompey : First Southern league team to reach 3 FA cup finals
Pompey : First English team to hold the FA cup for 5 seasons or more
Pompey : First Southern league team to win the Top Flight Championship
Pompey : First Southern league team to retain the Top Flight Championship
Pompey : First Southern league team to play in 20 Top Flight seasons
Pompey : First team in the world to stage a match under floodlights
Pompey : First team to lose on Penalties in FA cup semi-final
Soton : First Top Flight manager to buy a player without even seeing him on video (Ali Dia)
Pompey : First and only Southern team to win all 4 leagues
Pompey : First and only Southern team to win all 5 leagues (3rd div & 3rd div South)


Mate your club is a fukin mess as are you, the only people on the planet who think your two Bob little club is important with your Jackonory tales of superiority is YOU!!

Your grounds a shithole your fans are demented and your off the Richter charts for insanity!!!

Portsmouth is a city that left football behind 80yrs ago, you had a day in the sun and paid no one for it.. then you mugged local businesses and charities....fukin EMBARRASSING NIPPER!!!!

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How hilarious is this? on 17:11 - Jan 10 with 436 views130yrs_and_one_Cup

How hilarious is this? on 16:58 - Jan 10 by saint68

Mate your club is a fukin mess as are you, the only people on the planet who think your two Bob little club is important with your Jackonory tales of superiority is YOU!!

Your grounds a shithole your fans are demented and your off the Richter charts for insanity!!!

Portsmouth is a city that left football behind 80yrs ago, you had a day in the sun and paid no one for it.. then you mugged local businesses and charities....fukin EMBARRASSING NIPPER!!!!


Fella, the club's on the up, even someone with their head in the sand should be able to see this. There may even be a Hampshire derby next season, probably not though.

The ground will slowly take place, and hopefully retain some atmosphere, we seriously don't want a new flat-pack. It's nice that you have got some fans who finally want to sing together.

In all honesty, your young fans are hopeless, and clueless, and you know it.

Stop going on about charities, we are in the top 20 for most generous clubs in the country. Did you ever pay the stadium builder up his due amount?
[Post edited 10 Jan 2020 17:12]

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How hilarious is this? on 17:30 - Jan 10 with 428 viewssaint68

How hilarious is this? on 17:11 - Jan 10 by 130yrs_and_one_Cup

Fella, the club's on the up, even someone with their head in the sand should be able to see this. There may even be a Hampshire derby next season, probably not though.

The ground will slowly take place, and hopefully retain some atmosphere, we seriously don't want a new flat-pack. It's nice that you have got some fans who finally want to sing together.

In all honesty, your young fans are hopeless, and clueless, and you know it.

Stop going on about charities, we are in the top 20 for most generous clubs in the country. Did you ever pay the stadium builder up his due amount?
[Post edited 10 Jan 2020 17:12]


Ooohhh you're starting to struggle now...on the up😁🤣😂😁🤣😂😭

Charitable..😭😭😭😂🤣😭😂🤣😁😁

Support...💩💩🤑💩💩💩💩

Your little club is fukin shit...like your crumbling stadium...even the Colosseum in Rome has a greater integrity!!!

Your vivid claims of being a top hard as nails city falls well short. The yanks turn up and your mothers bend over!!!

Shit club shit fans(Westwood 😁🤣😂😭😁🤣😂😭🍾🍾🍾💩💩💩💩) and best of all. .you are 3rd division minnows with absolutely no chance of escaping that little pond of footballing abandonment...

Pretty much you're shit and going absolutely nowhere 😂🤣😁😭😂🤣😁😭😂🤣😁😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
[Post edited 10 Jan 2020 18:58]

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