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October "Outs" 11:21 - Oct 21 with 378 viewsSaintNick

OUT’s.



· Getting anxious in the chippy queue

· Nipple beards

· Soccer AM

· Soup toasties

· Bloggers

· Bubbles

· Booking annual leave

· BT / Sky

· Posting corn

· saying ;wow in french

· Thinking you are a 'Guru'

· Saying 100 percent

· Re-training

· Saying, “I can’t wait for this year to be over”

· Remembering sitcoms

· Tiers for fears

· Adam and the Ants wearing jeggings at Butlins

· Pretending to care

· Getting a semi when you’re watching top gear

· Killing the arts

· Wreckless Tumeric.

· Stroking other people’s chin’s when you are pondering a conspiracy statement about Corona.

· Blaming students

· BBC (that’s the broadcasting company, folks)

· Keir Starmer

· Tom Watson's sickly grin

· Anti -semetic beards,

· That f*cking 'ole ole song.

· shouting "lad he's got a gun lad and watching hordes of stoned youth scatter outside a pub.

· Being somewhat ethereal

· Being 'slightly' racist

· Dressing your pets up as Victorian prostitutes.

· Designer dogs with a propensity for sh*gging the freezer

· Claiming you was a leading figure in the Cali cartel'

· Saying 'drop a selfie'

· Tommy Robinson

· hugging

· snogging

· smooching

· slippin’ and a slidin’

· clandestine w*nks under a throw.

· Hoping for a quick 'Gam'

· Lamping Jeremey Clarkson.

· Defeating defeatists

· Telling your mates child that you know who his real father is.

· Vegan TV sets

· Johnson’s itchy ball sack

· Auld fellers saying “I’d eat fish and chips from her knickers”

· Researching coat hangers.

· Ordering bacon on coats

· Poking a hipster

· Amusing/trendy masks

· Ambushing your undies

· Peter Cormack’s long sleeve’s.

· Graham’s Sharpe (sic) penis

· Writing “sic” after a deliberate misspeling (sic)

· Going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and f*cking on….and on

· Still being a shagger at 61

· Whatsapp groups

· Holding meetings on the roundabout

· Burger bums

· Sidefooting a Savoy cabbage

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October "Outs" on 11:31 - Oct 21 with 365 viewsSalisburySaint

. Thinking P*mpey are serious rivals

. Holidays abroad

. New James Bond Films at Cinema

. Believing Boris doesn't lie

. Corbyn to be next PM
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