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|Covid 19 Stats|
at 11:57 22 May 2020
Why is it so hard to find out the daily stats announced at briefing each day, if I miss the broadcast it is virtually impossible to find out the stats announced, is there some sort of media embargo
|No Easy Way To Say This|
at 22:17 12 May 2020
A man gets run over by a red lorry. Then he gets run over by a yellow lorry. Then a red lorry and then a yellow lorry ...
A policeman informs his family, "There's no easy way to say this ...."
|One For Solent Toffee|
at 22:14 12 May 2020
The Liverpool Echo did a story today on the meaning of the place name in Liverpool this was the origin of Everton, dont shoot the messenger
Everton comes from a word meaning either “pig enclosure” or “Eofor’s enclosure”, from the Old English word “eofor” for a domestic pig or the first name “Eofor”.
It was once called “Euretone”, but had become “Evretona” by 1094.
The area was known for cattle-grazing and the farmland was handed between various elites before it was declared an independent area in the 17th century and the land was gradually sold off to local people.
at 22:09 12 May 2020
My wife broke a mirror.
"That's forty nine years bad luck" I said.
"Don't you mean seven?" she asked.
"No. The mirror belonged to the dog" ..
|In The Courts Today|
at 22:07 12 May 2020
A suspect was charged with killing a man with sandpaper.
In defence he said, "I only wanted to rough him up a bit" ...
|Forum Rule Changes |
at 09:06 10 May 2020
Recent events have forced us to make a change to this forum.
There are posters on this site that continually break our terms and conditions, get
banned then create new user profiles.
This network allows us to make all new user profiles to be manually verified before they can post, so we've asked them to do that for TUI. Not only does that mean that each new profile has to be manually approved, it also means that if you registered on a different
team section, you won't be able to post here either.
If you registered on another team's forum and only post here and can't do that any more then email firstname.lastname@example.org and ask them to switch you to Southampton.
Also, we want to reiterate that if you use a VPN to hide who you are when
you create new user IDs then you're highly unlikely to be approved. If you
are approved, you can still be removed at any time should new information
come to light, or break our T&Cs.
Our terms and conditions, that you agreed to abide by when registering, can
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If you find that you can no longer log in and suspect that you are banned,
then we felt that you broke our T&Cs and are no longer welcome to post here.
at 21:45 29 Apr 2020
I've just remembered a word that I've been trying to think of for two weeks ....
|Germany Will Be The Guinea Pig|
at 21:04 29 Apr 2020
We and several other leagues will watch what Germany do when they restart and what they do right and wrong, if they can get it done Ok we will follow
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at 12:53 29 Apr 2020
Never been able to get into them although so many people tell me they were legendary
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