| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? 20:53 - Nov 16 with 6257 views | JHoop |
So you're getting out of your car to do the shopping, wife and baby right by your side, and you realise JT is standing by his car in front of you. You make eye contact and are 6-8 feet away, there is nobody else in the immediate vicinity but it is a busy car park.
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 20:56 - Nov 16 with 5370 views | Rangersw12 |
Call him a racist c~~t then hope he reacts and kicks off and then if you get nicked just say it was self defense |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 20:59 - Nov 16 with 5353 views | Sudbury_Hill_R |
Tell him he can't park in the Disabled space |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 21:03 - Nov 16 with 5340 views | RANGERS4EVER |
Tell him all 100 of the ways i imagined him dying in my head |  |
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 21:40 - Nov 16 with 5275 views | W14Hoop |
Obviously "You're a count" springs to mind fully enough. Other than that walk up to him.with smiling face, "JT,!!!!!Captain,legend,racist. Fook
you you count. |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 21:46 - Nov 16 with 5256 views | TacticalR |
He normally gets his teammates' wives to do his shopping. |  |
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 21:53 - Nov 16 with 5237 views | WokingR |
"Get up before I smack you again!" |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 21:55 - Nov 16 with 5234 views | qprmick |
Clutch wife and child firmly and run, screaming for the police. Or get wife and child back in the car in a panicky type mode and roar off on smoking tyres. | |
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 22:32 - Nov 16 with 5175 views | wombat |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 21:55 - Nov 16 by qprmick |
Clutch wife and child firmly and run, screaming for the police. Or get wife and child back in the car in a panicky type mode and roar off on smoking tyres. |
Easy get back in the car reverse and run the fecker over , then reverse the car again and do it all again , repeat until he's a bloody mess ala a mis timesd squirrel crossing the crowd until he's flat as a pancake ,
Then send an invoice to Chelsea to get them to clean my car paying special attention to the tyres where most of his scalp would be stuck between the.
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 22:40 - Nov 16 with 5154 views | CiderwithRsie |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 20:59 - Nov 16 by Sudbury_Hill_R |
Tell him he can't park in the Disabled space |
I bet he would.
I think "I can't believe you think I called you King Canute" would be my choice | | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 22:40 - Nov 16 with 5154 views | Hunterhoop |
In all seriousness, would breaking his jaw be worth and ABH conviction....
In most normal circumstances, no. But in this one... |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 22:42 - Nov 16 with 5149 views | spiritofshittu |
Is M S Car Park any relation of Ji Sung Park? | | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 00:38 - Nov 17 with 5070 views | smegma |
I'd ask if all those bags of shopping he was loading into his boot had been paid for. | | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 00:44 - Nov 17 with 5064 views | TheBlob |
"You're an ugly f*ck you know that Terry?Is that your old woman?You make a right pair.What,you win her in a raffle or summinkI hope you die a horrible colour you
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT." |  |
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 01:19 - Nov 17 with 5037 views | QPR1882 |
" Do you really think i would call you the son of a smack head and robbing slag you racist wife fcking cnt "
never know what can be picked up on cctv / video nowdays. |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 01:24 - Nov 17 with 5033 views | rrrspricey |
id sat this isn't any old headbutt this is an m&s headbutt, then is nut him  |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 02:24 - Nov 17 with 5018 views | isawqpratwcity |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 01:24 - Nov 17 by rrrspricey |
id sat this isn't any old headbutt this is an m&s headbutt, then is nut him |
"You must be the unluckiest sod in Britain. You look just like that racist c*nt Terry." |  |
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 02:32 - Nov 17 with 5013 views | johnjo1 |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 02:24 - Nov 17 by isawqpratwcity |
"You must be the unluckiest sod in Britain. You look just like that racist c*nt Terry." |
OH pikey you can't park ther. |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 06:37 - Nov 17 with 4991 views | Pommyhoop |
Ello Tel .You met Delroy ere? He fukcing ates racists .Be lucky .
( Delroy is a friend of mine who does door work when he isnt in training for MMA tournaments.He doesnt mind using a duster on people who really deserve it) [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 07:02 - Nov 17 with 4978 views | CHUBBS |
I'd just feel a sense of relief that his mum,dad and brother ain't with him. |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 07:08 - Nov 17 with 4975 views | Pommyhoop |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 07:02 - Nov 17 by CHUBBS |
I'd just feel a sense of relief that his mum,dad and brother ain't with him. |
check the boot for Cashley wearing his Gimp suit.. | |
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 09:35 - Nov 17 with 4874 views | Gloucs_R |
Wouldn't give him the satisfaction say nothing and pretend I didn't know him |  |
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 09:54 - Nov 17 with 4853 views | isawqpratwcity |
Hoik, spit in front of his boots, and look him straight in the eye? | |
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| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 11:46 - Nov 17 with 4782 views | CanadaRanger |
"Excuse me, aren't you Anton Ferdinand?"... |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 11:52 - Nov 17 with 4775 views | MrSheen |
Do you have a receipt for those goods, sir? |  | | |
| What would you say to John Terry if you bumped into him in M&S car park? on 12:44 - Nov 17 with 4716 views | komradkirk |
say nothng,spit on his shoes and leg it. |  | | |
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