| Looking Back 21:49 - May 28 with 523 views | SaintNick |
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I often think to myself, "Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me" .... |  |
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| Looking Back on 22:10 - May 28 with 499 views | hedgeend61 |
I was on a guided tour of an Indian Reservation when this streaker ran past our group wearing nothing but a headdress.
I asked the tour guide. "Who's that idiot?"
He replied.."That's Running Bare"
Two tourists heading to the UK were approached by a tour guide. They asked where they could go."Well, you could go to Northern Scotland, which is God's fridge" the guide answered
"I see" replied the tourist, "What about Cardiff?"
"A nice place indeed, it is where God showers, washing himself with rain"
"I see, said the tourist. What about Portsmouth?"
"Oh no no. That is where God sh1ts"
A large fat, big mouthed American is on a tour of London and has been bragging on about how everything is bigger and better in the good ol' US of A and how everything is small in Great Britain.
He points his podgy finger at a small building and says to the tour guide "See that building over there, why if that was in the States it would be a hundred times bigger".
The tour guide says "I'm not surprised. that's the obesity wing of the hospital". |  | | |
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