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Sat 8 Aug 17:30 Colchester United away tickets
at 14:16 6 Aug 2026

just come through the door, forgot l ordered them tbh,
won't be able to go Saturday as been ill since America

2 Tickets free if anyone wants to go or take the kids, PM me or text those who know me, you'll need to pick up from Hedge End

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Mo Salah
at 10:29 6 Aug 2026

I'd love to see Mo's boat race when queen Paul turns up for training.

Didn't you sell me them cheap sunglasses on the beach at Marmaris cocker?
My Doris said they gone reels of cotton already, can she have her fiver back please, Merci

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Less Tickets For Away Fans At South Coast Derby
at 13:39 5 Aug 2026

Cardiff Swansea will be a Bubble like Saints Pompey.

I went to the Old Den Millwall with a mate from Barton Peveril coll who was West Ham in 1979, told him to keep his mouth shut as we were in Millwall end.
This will be a bubble game for sure, and difficult to police this season.

Guessing Wolves v West Brom and Burnley Blackburn will keep the boys in blue busy

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Less Tickets For Away Fans At South Coast Derby
at 13:19 5 Aug 2026

I first went to Fratton in 76 just before the Cup final age 14 with our uncle in the Fratton end as there was no real segreation and pay on the day, wearing red and white scarfs we soon mover round to the other end

Pompey fans weren't happy when we scored late to relegate them

Did anyone else go? you'd need to be old

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Paris Saint-Germain.
at 21:57 30 May 2026

Well done Arsenal, 2 hours, 1 shot on target, 25% possession, 10 behind the ball all game, bore fans too sleep and pay the manager £15 million a year. Honestly. ycmiu. Take a bow,

Stop yer dribbling Piers, you Waynekerr.

Allez Parris, there is a God

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Paris Saint-Germain.
at 17:44 29 May 2026

The whole of England, baring a few plastics and dribblers like Piers Morgan,
have everything crossed that you can batter Arsenal tomorrow in the CL Final in Budapest.

England expects, don't let England down, France down, yer ma, dad, pets, Eiffel Tower, cafes, croissants, frogs legs, allez boys, smash em, merci

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To Lighten The Mood For A Bit
at 12:32 29 May 2026

Be thankful it isn’t snowing
Imagine shovelling snow in this heat

A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by aliens spacecraft,
but I think they are done by cereal killers.

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Another team cheating?
at 20:12 26 May 2026

Our Mr Blobby 22 and the other ugly bug ball boys dribbling pony down their chinny chin chins, well, one has enough chins for the other three tbf,
You should have brought along that fat dribbler Dawson to make a dribbling nap hand.

Good job none of these dribbling Nobbys will ever have kids to make any future Saints.
Lucky us,
THERE IS A GOD

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I sense a change of stance in the fanbase
at 11:37 26 May 2026

Welcome, good post, were used to many dribblers

4. Paragraphs please, lots of our mince pies aren't what they were, merci

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West Ham or Spurs today boys ?
at 11:56 24 May 2026

1/6 Hammers, 11/2 Spurs relegated

Putting 10 £ on Spurs, hope i lose it

[Post edited 24 May 11:57]

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Congratulations to Hull City
at 11:49 24 May 2026

Just seen Boro shots on target at Wembley yesterday.

0, Zero, none, take a bow timewasters

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West Ham or Spurs today boys ?
at 11:41 24 May 2026

Whose fans do you want to see crying

Trying to work out the funniest with most tears at 6 tonight.

Went to the old Den for Millwall West Ham at the old Den 1979, all god fun,
Met will be busy and be paying bit of overtime next season

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Bravo Boro take a bow
at 20:37 23 May 2026

First team ever to be knocked out the Play-offs twice in the same season

Bunch of Queens, 22's of the North, take another

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I really hate Arsenal
at 21:52 18 May 2026

Thought the Arsenal keeper died after that tussle, seems fine now

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I really hate Arsenal
at 21:37 18 May 2026

Pas, pass, pass pass, pass pass pass, lob it in the mixer, repeat for 90 min, pay the manager £15 million a year. bore everyone to tears
Job done

Should have had one sent off, any other team would

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So who is getting Wembley tickets this morning?
at 19:37 18 May 2026

Hull won't sell 38,000, like Man City didn't against us.

FA Cup final was about 7000 short of capacity

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Hearing
at 18:06 18 May 2026

Sorry fella, I'll ignore Blobby, the storytelling dribbler

You have my word

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Hearing
at 16:12 18 May 2026

Do yous seriously think anyone could fit into a seat next to our blobby?

Yous must believe in the loaves and the fishes

https://totalsaints.co.uk/epis

Our ugly bugs ball, any mote pie

[Post edited 18 May 16:35]

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Hearing
at 15:57 18 May 2026

As Nigel used to say Bloggy, you can only control the controlables

You just worry about your diet, salad dodger

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West Ham 2 0 down at HT
at 18:31 17 May 2026

look doomed, Fernandes gave them a goal start

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