The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl 21:36 - Jun 19 with 934 views | SaintNick | Three friends married women from different parts of the world... The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Liverpool. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he passes water. | |
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The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 09:29 - Jun 20 with 769 views | arfurdent | the woke wench brigade will probably report him to the filth for damaging his wife's nail polish totally Unbelievable story, since when does any house in Liverpool ever get cleaned | |
| And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head |
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The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 21:03 - Jun 20 with 598 views | SaintNick |
The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 09:29 - Jun 20 by arfurdent | the woke wench brigade will probably report him to the filth for damaging his wife's nail polish totally Unbelievable story, since when does any house in Liverpool ever get cleaned |
The house didn't get cleaned in the story so perhaps proves your point | |
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The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 10:35 - Jun 21 with 463 views | Chesham_Saint |
The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 21:03 - Jun 20 by SaintNick | The house didn't get cleaned in the story so perhaps proves your point |
House? I feel there's something missing... Ah yes! You forgot the word 'council'.... | |
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