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The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl 21:36 - Jun 19 with 934 viewsSaintNick

Three friends married women from different parts of the world...

The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the
dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was
to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there
was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Liverpool. He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of
his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself
a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when
he passes water.

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The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 09:29 - Jun 20 with 769 viewsarfurdent

the woke wench brigade will probably report him to the filth for damaging his wife's nail polish

totally Unbelievable story, since when does any house in Liverpool ever get cleaned

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The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 21:03 - Jun 20 with 598 viewsSaintNick

The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 09:29 - Jun 20 by arfurdent

the woke wench brigade will probably report him to the filth for damaging his wife's nail polish

totally Unbelievable story, since when does any house in Liverpool ever get cleaned


The house didn't get cleaned in the story so perhaps proves your point

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The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 10:35 - Jun 21 with 463 viewsChesham_Saint

The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 21:03 - Jun 20 by SaintNick

The house didn't get cleaned in the story so perhaps proves your point


House? I feel there's something missing... Ah yes! You forgot the word 'council'....

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The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 11:08 - Jun 21 with 452 viewsarfurdent

The Difference IF You Marry A Liverpool Girl on 10:35 - Jun 21 by Chesham_Saint

House? I feel there's something missing... Ah yes! You forgot the word 'council'....




just wonder what animals a scouse slapper identifies as?
[Post edited 21 Jun 2023 11:19]

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