| Barcelona fan ends up at the wrong St James' Park on 22:35 - Mar 11 with 423 views | SaintNick |
I saw this, apparently didn't speak too much English, they reckon he just put St James Park into google maps on his phone and got Exeter's ground |  |
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| Barcelona fan ends up at the wrong St James' Park on 08:19 - Mar 12 with 298 views | HytheFerrytales |
This story tickled me..
First the chap, let's call him Lost Way José, arrives at St James' Park to find no sign of his beloved Barca. Instead , having been enthralled over the years by Cruyff, Messi, Xavi, Iniesta and Ronaldo, he finds himself watching the Grecians squaring up to the table topping Lincoln Imps.
He is astounded how long the ball spends more than 20 feet above the ground and how every tackle brings an existential risk of maxillofacial damage, career ending ACL injury or life changing compound lower leg fractures.
Post match he follows the crowd towards the El Loco Mahal where owing to his poor English he accidentally gets the Ghost Chilli Vindaloo.
Clutching his stomach he boards a train to Heathrow and having no ticket he is smacked around the head by a Guard resembling Basil Fawlty who tells the other passengers "Don't worry, he is from Barth-a-lona." |  | | |
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