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Homeless Secret Agent 20:53 - Oct 29 with 469 views

I met a homeless secret agent last night.
He said his name was Bond ......................................................
Vagabond.

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Homeless Secret Agent on 23:11 - Oct 29 with 384 views

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I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I was walking down the high street earlier and a homeless man walks up to me with a trainer in his hand.
"Excuse me mate! Do you want to buy this size 13 Nike trainer?"
I told him to fcuk off and sell his biggish shoe to someone else.

I put some change in a homeless guys cup and some woman said "some of them have nice homes you know"
I said "not this one, I evicted him yesterday"

I won a tidy sum on the lottery, so I gave my homeless brother a new home.
It was the fcuking massive box from my new 80" TV.

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