| Raising A Smile 22:29 - Jun 1 with 543 views | SaintNick |
As a paranoid schitzophrenic, I take the lift alone to my top floor flat.
I can't stand the stares ....
I recently developed a severe phobia of lifts and elevators.
I'm taking steps to avoid them ....
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| Raising A Smile on 22:58 - Jun 1 with 518 views | hedgeend61 |
I was dining in a restaurant, and asked the waiter if fish was one of the specials.
He said he was no expert on 80's music, but believed he was the original lead singer of Marillion.
I really fancied this girl who worked in the local fish tackle shop, so one day, I plucked up the courage and went in. While I was browsing, she came up to me and asked if I wanted to look at some lures.
'What's a lure?' I asked.
She replied 'Something you don't have.
I had to sit next to a very obese monk on the bus. Anyway we got chatting and he started to talk to me about philosophy and theology.
He was a deep fat friar.
My plumber came round earlier, and said, "I'm going to have to replace your toilet"
So I pissed on him. |  | | |
| Raising A Smile on 12:02 - Jun 2 with 380 views | dwayne_dibley |
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