After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 39 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.” Harry Kane bought an Old English sheepdog. When he got home, his wife said, "No way. I can't handle all this fcuking dribble. And it would be twice as bad with the dog too." | |