Sorry they are in the scouse vernacular, but still good
Four Golden Oldie Police Gags:
I phoned 999 up last night and said, "Two girls are fighting over me"
The bizzie asked, "What's the problem?"
I replied, "The fat one's winning" ...
A bizzie approached me and asked, "Where were you between 5 and 11?"
I said, "Primary School" ...
I've just been stopped by the Police on Wavertree Road. This bizzie said, "Before l search you, do you have anything on you that you shouldn't have?"
I said, "Yes. Me nan's bra" ...
I attended a drugs meeting last night. The Chief of Merseyside Police was giving a talk on Heroin ...
I couldn't understand him. |  |
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