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Top 3 phrases Rusty will come out with before the Boro game
at 17:02 28 Mar 2024

How about a song for the run in pat?

To the tune of ten green bottles.

We’ve got ten cup finals, that Saints will likely lose
We’ve got ten cup finals, that Saints will likely lose
And when we concede 3 or 4 goals, handing them a few
We’ll have nine cup finals, that Saints will likely lose.
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36Years Ago Today
at 16:41 26 Mar 2024

I was at the home game against arsenal but not the away game against chelsea, can't believe it's 36 years ago though, where the hell did that time go?
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Southampton Exploring Metro System
at 12:57 26 Mar 2024

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car monorail

What'd I say?
Monorail

What's it called?
Monorail

That's right! Monorail

Monorail
Monorail
Monorail
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Southampton Exploring Metro System
at 12:42 26 Mar 2024

I'm just disappointed it's not the Monorail we were promised in the late 80s early 90s
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Song Of The Day
at 13:57 25 Mar 2024

I mean he was born in warrington, is on loan from bournemouth and probably won't be with us next season, so i'm not sure he is a "scummer" (which is a word that needs to stop being used because it just sounds tinpot now)
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Song Of The Day
at 13:36 25 Mar 2024

Bit of Specials maybe?

We're wonderin' now, what to do, If you leave, when your loan ends
We're wonderin' how, you will play, when you know you're going back

Brooksy has left us, now we're on our own
He won't return, forever we will wait

We're wonderin' now, what to do, If you leave, when your loan ends
We're wonderin' how, you will play, when you know you're going back
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Who’s upset with the New England kit?
at 11:37 23 Mar 2024

Nah I think it’s a f*cking football kit and massively unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but it’s being used as a dead cat so we ignore more important things going on.
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What a crazy world - ISIS target Russia
at 23:29 22 Mar 2024

I’ll wait and see what comes out the wash with this one, it’s been proven after the fact Putin gassed his own people at the ballet to provide an excuse to invade Chechnya and as hes losing support for the Ukraine war I wouldn’t be hugely shocked if he was behind this too.

Not saying it’s not some mad religious c*nts, could easily be that too, but when it comes to Russia it tends to pay to wait
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Who’s upset with the New England kit?
at 22:34 22 Mar 2024

The cross is a very, very recent thing, other designers have equally “messed with it” the Brazil kit by Nike has something identical.

This country needs to grow the f*ck up and stop throwing a hissy fit about meaningless sh*t.
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Who’s upset with the New England kit?
at 17:35 22 Mar 2024

Jesus Christ it’s a design detail on the back of a football shirt. When the f*ck did this country decide to collectively turn into small children and make a fuss about the least important things
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Who’s upset with the New England kit?
at 14:54 22 Mar 2024

i'm f*cking LIVID about my alarm clock, it went off this morning and made me WOKE
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Song of the Day - JACK STEPHENS
at 11:49 22 Mar 2024

Obviously there's the standard one that pat alluded to, but in keeping with these i'm going with a new one to the dangermouse theme

He's the slowest, he's out of position
Wherever there's a mistake he'll be there
JACK STEPHENS(Oh f*ck sake!)
JACK STEPHENS (Get him off!)
JACK STEPHENS!!!!
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Who’s upset with the New England kit?
at 11:44 22 Mar 2024

I find the whole thing the perfect example of how f*cking insane the world has got, Peter Saville (one of the best designers this country has ever produced) did exactly the same thing on the england shirt in 2010 and absolutely no one batted an eyelid or even mentioned it.

But now... everyone has completely lost the plot about something that's so incredibly unimportant it's laughable.

"Saville – who initially made his name through his work with Factory Records, and is now recognised as one of Britain’s leading creative minds – has crafted this design through a consideration of England’s cultural makeup. Inspired by the increasingly diverse fabric of England, the design takes the traditional St. George’s cross and reinterprets it as a reoccurring motif in four different colours – the traditional red, blue and green which feature in England’s three lions crest, plus a blend of all three which comes out as a striking purple."

https://www.dezeen.com/2010/09/02/england-home-kit-by-peter-saville-for-umbro/
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SONG OF THE DAY - FAST KID
at 20:11 21 Mar 2024

If there’s one thing you can guarantee about sotonians it’s that we’re all f*cking d*ckheads and will go out of our way to take the piss when given the opportunity
[Post edited 21 Mar 20:12]
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SONG OF THE DAY - FAST KID
at 17:42 21 Mar 2024

That sir is the winner
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SONG OF THE DAY - FAST KID
at 12:47 21 Mar 2024

How about a bit of Ash?

I remember a time when Sulemana starts
I really wish he hadn't.
Oh, we'd take bets on missed passes,
Shane Long was better.

And he can't control the ball,
We still love you, our Ghanian star
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Saints Players You Never Saw Play Live
at 10:53 21 Mar 2024

I saw him play a preseason Saints game at Bashley I think, he was completely unremarkable
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Songs for Manning and Mara
at 21:45 20 Mar 2024

That’s going to wind pat right up
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Songs for Manning and Mara
at 21:07 20 Mar 2024

The old Ryan Giggs song
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Songs for Manning and Mara
at 16:46 20 Mar 2024

i thought the point of this was to make up realistic songs?

And by realistic i don't mean ones our fans would sing, if that was the remit every song would be to the same tune and mention the skates.
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