Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Saints To Change Name !
Saints To Change Name !
Friday, 1st Apr 2011 09:02

This site has had exclusive information that Southampton Football Club will change its name in 2012/13.

Talks are believed to be at an advanced stage with the Football Association and football league for permission to change the 125 year name of Southampton Football Club, its believed that the owners of Saints are keen to expand the clubs horizons and have been involved in the hush hush talks being held by FIFA to form a World Football league.

FIFA believe the way forward in World Football is to integrate countries like Japan, USA & China into a World league, to capture the imagination of cynical supporters in those countries that see Football or Soccer as some call it, who see it as a minority sport for kids.

Several English clubs have already dropped out of the project  finding some of the requirements to be unacceptable, Man Utd fell short of the rule that said 50% of season ticket holders had to live within a 200 mile radius, Spurs where expelled after NATO imposed a no Twitch zone in the Edmonton area and Chelsea are now part of the Russian FA and dont come under English juristriction.

Saints though were the most enthusiastic club and were willing to comply with all requirements including the one regarding that in an American way team names should include a descriptive of the area they are from.

So Southampton Football Club will become Solent City Alpine Saints and will be recognised by FIFA & UEFA as the team representing what will be officially declared the new county of Solent City in 2015 boundary changes.

Other teams in this World League include

Paris Eiffel Towers

Amsterdam Fac Canals

Moscow Rasputin Shooters

New York Taking Liberty's

However our participation is not yet confirmed a late legal challenge is expected by a rival from along the M27, the Portsea Tax Avoiders (2011) having lost their bid for being unable to demonstrate the mandatory capital adequacy of £100 alongside owning a credit card terminal that works are believed to be waving pictures of a new ground and training complex in front of delegates outside the high court as we speak.

Solent City Alpine Saints you heard it here first !        

Photo: Action Images



Please report offensive, libellous or inappropriate posts by using the links provided.



legod7 added 10:23 - Apr 1
And you have changed your name to "lirpa loof "
0

LostBoys added 10:25 - Apr 1
very good April Fools but Alpine Saints gave it away before anything else
0


You need to login in order to post your comments

Blogs 31 bloggers

Knees-up Mother Brown #22 by wessex_exile

Southampton Polls

Logo for 'BeGambleAware' Logo for 'BeGambleAware' Logo for 'GamStop' Gambling 18+
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© FansNetwork 2025