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Saints Transfer Rumour Spread Sheet ! Keep Up With Which Saints Player Is Going Where ! Here!
Friday, 29th Jan 2016 12:05

With so many rumours flying around it is hard to keep up with who is going where and when ! The Ugly therefore keep you up to date with the goings on and which player has been spotted where !.

Our spies are out and about and monitoring not only the transfer market, but the movements of our squad, here we bring you the dossier on each squad player.

Maarten Stekelenburg.

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Every Dutch Eridivisie side.

Current whereabouts - Spotted at Asda Totton on way to Staplewood 8.36am today.

Fraser Forster.

Linked with - Liverpool & Spurs

Current whereabouts - Spotted 9am Marchwood.

Cedric Soares

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Munchkinland United

Current whereabouts - Southampton General A & E after suffering cut head injury tackling 3 year old son in garden.

Virgil Van Dijk.

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs,

Current whereabouts - Manchester returning Wayne Rooney after finding him in his pocket this morning.

Jose Fonte

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, West Ham

Current whereabouts - Staplewood.

Yoshida

Linked With - Liverpool, Spurs, USS Coral Sea

Current whereabouts - Gift department in Debenhams

Ryan Bertrand

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea.

Current whereabouts - Ferrari Dealership

Matt Targett

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Southampton Boys U15

Current whereabouts - Geography lesson period 3

Dusan Tadic

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Hadjuk Split, Dukla Prague

Current whereabouts - Staplewood applauding the groundstaff.

Victor Wanyama

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea , Man Utd, Man City, Spurs, Arsenal & Spurs.

Current whereabouts - Body is in contract negotiation talks, head is in Liverpool, Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea , Man Utd, Man City.

Jordie Clasie

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Feynoord, Ajax, Groningen, PSV.

Current whereabouts - Stairs of the windmill in Old Bursledon

Oriol Romeu

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Barcelona, Wimbledon FC circa 1988.

Current whereabouts - Tackling a lamp post that stared at him wrongly

James Ward Prowse.

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Man City, Chelsea.

Current whereabouts - Free kick practice Staplewood.

Steven Davis

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, West Ham.

Current whereabouts - Taking French Lessons for the summer.

Harrison Reed

Linked With - Liverpool, Spurs Glasgow Rangers.

Current whereabouts- Asda Totton asking an assistant to get something off the top shelf

Jay Rodriguez

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Man City, Medical Science

Current whereabouts - Unknown

Shane Long

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Man United, West Ham.

Current whereabouts - Eastleigh & District Irish Club

Sadio Mane

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Manchester United, West Ham, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Pompey

Current whereabouts - Spotted this morning at the Albert Dock Liverpool, Salford Quays, an Estate agents in North London, West One shopping centre, all times at 9.08am

Juanmi

Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Real Sociad, Malaga.

Current whereabouts - Costa Del Lepe

Pelle

Linked with- Liverpool, Spurs, Juventus, Napoli, Leicester, West Ham.

Current whereabouts - Bella Italia in Hanover Buildings drinking expresso and fllcking through style magazines waiting for industrial strength hair gel to set.

Charlie Austin

Linked With - Liverpool, Spurs, West Ham, Chelsea, Man Utd, Hungerford Town.

Current Whereabouts - At home relaxing and generally being red & white and hating Pompey


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JGH added 12:55 - Jan 29
The "banter" articles are usually very tiresome but I'll give you this one, very amusing.
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SaintBrock added 12:59 - Jan 29
We need the other half of this equation, Nick, who's been rumoured to be coming in.
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1970 added 15:32 - Jan 29
I've got to hand it to 'err indoors' she quipped 'Mane' wont go to pompey will he! coyr and stuff Arsenal Tues beware of the 12th man though
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saintmark1976 added 07:31 - Jan 30
Good post Nick on a match free weekend.

I particularly enjoyed the Clasie whereabouts comment.
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