| Top Tips 19:32 - Oct 8 with 1923 views | EGP |
Thanks to all for 'pming' us your top tips. Here's a selection....
Shit football strikers - claim dubious goals by holding your arms aloft and running towards your supporters in a confident fashion... Kissing the badge helps.
R Lowe, Scouseland
Hitch hikers - avoid costly court appearances by saying 'thanks for the lift' when leaving the car that you have gained a lift with.
N. Neville, Larkfield Close, bury
Tranmere fans - earn extra income by hanging around behind the end you're attacking, and collect footballs put there by your new striker.
Mike Mitre, Birkenhead (was Passmonds)
Football League Hierarchy - Free space on your fixture computer by deleting all Division Two fixtures after October. This will save other clubs time and money, as it's evident we know who the Champions are already.
R Shaker, Greenmount.
Bradford / Rotherham fans - Pile on the pounds in the summer so when you visit opponents grounds you all have to take up two seats. Then you can truly brag that you have filled your away allocation.
C. Cúnter, County Tipperary
New Football Club Chairman - endear yourself to your new fans by pronouncing the club you have just taken over incorrectly, even 18 months into your tenure.
Master S. Day, Scammonden.
Stadium Company Chairman - profess to have no knowledge of future Rochdale AFC approaches to buy the stadium outright, by unplugging all phones, computers and TVs, stick your fingers in your ears and shout loudly 'la, la, la, la ....I can't hear you', so you can genuinely say you weren't aware.
Mr A Brett, Town Hall
Investment opportunists - don't waste money on the stock exchange, ISA's or risky business ventures. Send 10k to us and you get a 7ftx12ft bit of Tarmac in North Manchester. Honest gov' it's a right good earner... You won't be sorry.
Principle International, Surrey
Householders - get those expensive every day bills paid by moving in to Spotland stadium and ignore all those red reminders by getting others to pay.
M. Wynn, Boardroom, Spotland Stadium.
New Football Club Chairman - endear yourself to the fans by promising monthly forums and an AGM. Curry favour even further by holding one 12 months later, abroad and an AGM over a year late and counting....Oh and hold the AGM on the moon.
Mr S Day, Scammonden
bury fans - get into the swing of the revolution and save yourself money. Instead of paying £15 to get in, just pay £1.50.
Mr HM Revenue
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| Top Tips on 00:52 - Oct 9 with 1751 views | YadHoDale |
Keyboard warriors - retain credibility and anonymity by reviving the name of a dullish fanzine... |  | | |
| Top Tips on 09:47 - Oct 9 with 1625 views | Albert_Whitehurst |
Has Simon Brown started writing for EGP? |  | | |
| Top Tips on 18:24 - Oct 9 with 1436 views | 442Dale |
It aspired to be dull. That was one of the long term aims set out at the initial meeting.
We almost got there at times. |  |
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| Top Tips on 22:21 - Oct 9 with 1352 views | TVOS1907 |
| Top Tips on 18:24 - Oct 9 by 442Dale |
It aspired to be dull. That was one of the long term aims set out at the initial meeting.
We almost got there at times. |
Did we ever have a kits page - in black & white? |  |
| When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf? |
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| Top Tips on 07:02 - Oct 10 with 1271 views | aleanddale |
EGP
Nice to get a monthly fix of the excellent work!!! | | | |
| Top Tips on 10:16 - Oct 10 with 1177 views | D_Alien |
| Top Tips on 18:24 - Oct 9 by 442Dale |
It aspired to be dull. That was one of the long term aims set out at the initial meeting.
We almost got there at times. |
I think a trick's been missed here though.
Aspiring to be dull isn't good enough (or even exceedingly good enough).
To guarantee dullness, a regular guest contribution from t' other side of Heywood would suffice. |  |
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| Top Tips on 17:29 - Oct 10 with 1066 views | Yorkshire_Dale |
| Top Tips on 10:16 - Oct 10 by D_Alien |
I think a trick's been missed here though.
Aspiring to be dull isn't good enough (or even exceedingly good enough).
To guarantee dullness, a regular guest contribution from t' other side of Heywood would suffice. |
Pale Face. | | | |
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