In The Garden 12:16 - May 27 with 536 views | SaintNick | I thought I'd dug up an unknown species of dinosaur in my back garden. Excitedly I phoned the Natural History Museum, but it turned out to be a fossil arm .... | |
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In The Garden on 12:30 - May 27 with 523 views | TimSaint | The inventor of the sexual innuendo sadly passed away this morning. His wife is taking it really hard. I heard that glass coffins are the new craze for funerals, but I wonder if they will become popular ? Remains to be seen. Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they decided to call it a day. I just spent £1,000 on a reincarnation seminar. I thought what the heck, you only live once. A mate went to a new fetish restaurant last night. He go toed in the hole. Shop assistant fought off armed robber with a labelling gun. Police now hunting for a man with a price on his head. Scientists have invented artificial vocal cords. The results speak for themselves. Going to start a dildo repair service after lockdown. I'm calling it 'InspectHerGadget'. | |
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In The Garden on 18:26 - May 27 with 438 views | hedgeend61 | A priest, a Rabbit and a Minister walk into a bar. The barman asks the Rabbit, "What do you want?" The Rabbit replied, "I don't know, I'm only here because of autocorrect" A guy from the RSPCA knocked on my door this morning.He said, "We've had a complaint that you've been overfeeding your cat. Apparently it weighs the best part of 4 stone. "I said, "It's not a cat." "Well what the fu*k is it then" he asked I said" It's a hamster". | | | |
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