| October "Ins" 11:17 - Oct 21 with 1016 views | SaintNick |
We always used to do these in the paper version of TUI, but we stole them from Merseyside fanzine the End, these are their October 2020 Derby Day ins
Derby Day Ins & Outs (october 2020)
IN’s.
· Snorting Haggis.
· Egging Jamie Bullard at every opportunity
· Nicola Sturgeon eating a sturgeon, whilst being operated on by a dodgy surgeon.
· Arguing with turmeric
· Wearing PPE to collect your MBE.
· Building a fun pub in your cupboard. under the stairs
· having a hot tub in your wardrobe.
· offering the virus out after a few 'lines'
· Hiding in a tandoori oven
· pretending to 'give a f*ck'
· Blaming Wigan for the pandemic.
· Wacky tik tok pranks, eg- deep frying your grandma in a vat of lard.
· Grafters applying for Furlough
· having a tomato as your only friend
· The sinister return of massive turn ups
· Chasing your dog around the kitchen with a Carolina reaper chilli.
· Claiming you are an original 'Black panther' when drunk.
· Shouting 'bring out your dead' in B@M
· Finding a nest of Syrian refugees in your purple bin.
· Regurgitating the same old shite
· Whistling, psychotic, uncles.
· Finding a clit under your mask.
· Looking rather suspiciously at 5G masts.
· Always mistaking fat people for each other.
· trans fluid sprouts
· social distance brawls.
· getting lost on a daily basis.
· Remembering 'how it used to be'
· Lost pets support groups
· Yearning for the pub snug
· Elbow wigs
· Forsaken foreskins
· Winning the league after 8 games
· Smokey Robinson eating smokey bacon crisps
· Exploding teardrops
· Being dishevelled
· Marcus Rashford
· REM losing their erections
· Taking advantage of the hole in your sock to stash a potato.
· Finding comfort in Romford
· When your plumber looks like Strummer
· Having a stash of crank in your desk
· Building a shed made of Lard
· Using marmite as lube
· When your 30 yr old colleague, who wears big baggy Emo jeans, calls you a square
· Selling your soul on ebay
· Sanitised bollock wipes
· Letting on to strangers when you’re wearing your mask
· Sh*tting a conker
· The 12” Reggae version of EastEnders
· Levitating sprouts
· Noddy Holder holding a cup holder whilst being bolder than Steve Bould
· The grizzly adams look among our yoot.
· emerging from the lockdown looking like Bob geldof.
· Genderfluid seekh kebabs.
· remembering the 'gam'.
· Lashing your ailing gran on to the streets because of the '6' rule.
· Trying to breed your dog with the freezer.
· Getting caught singing 'the smurf song'.
· Your boss’s 31yr old daughter
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| October "Ins" on 12:03 - Oct 21 with 990 views | SalisburySaint |
Liverpool fans moaning about everything under the sun, Pickford/VAR/Referee
Liverpool and Man U being more greedy than usual
Liverpool and Man U voting against their own Premier league master plan |  | | |
| October "Ins" on 12:35 - Oct 21 with 967 views | 1ASIN12 |
Newcastle fans raising over £16,000 as a protest against PPV. |  | | |
| October "Ins" on 15:17 - Oct 21 with 886 views | kingslandstand1 |
| October "Ins" on 12:35 - Oct 21 by 1ASIN12 |
Newcastle fans raising over £16,000 as a protest against PPV. |
So where does that 16k go? |  | | |
| October "Ins" on 17:01 - Oct 21 with 840 views | SalisburySaint |
| October "Ins" on 15:17 - Oct 21 by kingslandstand1 |
So where does that 16k go? |
Local food banks I believe | | | |
| October "Ins" on 17:17 - Oct 21 with 829 views | kingolaf |
One of my proudest moments when I was named in the ‘Ins’ in an old paper version of the fanzine. | | | |
| October "Ins" on 17:26 - Oct 21 with 822 views | SaintNick |
| October "Ins" on 17:17 - Oct 21 by kingolaf |
One of my proudest moments when I was named in the ‘Ins’ in an old paper version of the fanzine. |
That is worrying we still receive threats from those named in the Ins & outs | |
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| October "Ins" on 18:58 - Oct 21 with 780 views | kingolaf |
| October "Ins" on 17:26 - Oct 21 by SaintNick |
That is worrying we still receive threats from those named in the Ins & outs |
Don’t worry Nick, you’re safe. | | | |
| October "Ins" on 11:15 - Oct 22 with 646 views | dirk_doone |
Fright nights.
I know I shouldn't but at this point I laughed:
"Another guest said she was punched in the head by a teenage boy in the Creek Freaks Unchained experience."
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