| SONG DU JOUR 11:01 - Mar 14 with 478 views | PatfromPoole |
Who is the chosen player today?
I have been desperate to live up to my wholly-merited reputation as the Sandbanks Bernie Taupin, but I need to know who my gushing admiration is for.
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| SONG DU JOUR on 11:52 - Mar 14 with 446 views | SaintNick |
Today's man is Will Smallbone |  |
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| SONG DU JOUR on 12:07 - Mar 14 with 430 views | PatfromPoole |
To the tune of "I've got a shed that's bigger than this...."
Oh Will Smallbone, from Basingstoke
Will Smallbone's from Basingstoke
As are Tanita Tikaram and Liz Hurley
But he's more famous than them both | |
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| SONG DU JOUR on 12:23 - Mar 14 with 415 views | SaintNick |
| SONG DU JOUR on 12:07 - Mar 14 by PatfromPoole |
To the tune of "I've got a shed that's bigger than this...."
Oh Will Smallbone, from Basingstoke
Will Smallbone's from Basingstoke
As are Tanita Tikaram and Liz Hurley
But he's more famous than them both |
To the tune of Hanging On the Telephone by Blondie
Im with Will Smallbone He's the one on the football
If he had Flynn Downes we would have beaten Millwall
He's not a ginger but a sort of bald Alan Ball
Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone
Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone
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| SONG DU JOUR on 12:37 - Mar 14 with 395 views | PatfromPoole |
Tapping into the Hjogjberg ditty.....
Oh Will Smallbone
The one and only
From Basingstoke
Went to Stoke on loan but he said it was fcuking grim
Now he’s on the South Coast and he’s living like a King
(I possibly come across as being a bit obsessed with Basingstoke; I can assure people I am not. It's just the first thing I think of when I hear his name....) | |
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| SONG DU JOUR on 12:40 - Mar 14 with 388 views | PatfromPoole |
Edit to my first effort:
To the tune of "I've got a shed that's bigger than this...."
Oh Will Smallbone, from Basingstoke
Will Smallbone's from Basingstoke
As are Cocklebreath and Liz Hurley
But he's more famous than them both
That's better...... | |
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| SONG DU JOUR on 12:45 - Mar 14 with 387 views | PatfromPoole |
| SONG DU JOUR on 12:23 - Mar 14 by SaintNick |
To the tune of Hanging On the Telephone by Blondie
Im with Will Smallbone He's the one on the football
If he had Flynn Downes we would have beaten Millwall
He's not a ginger but a sort of bald Alan Ball
Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone
Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone
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Is “Hanging on the Will Smallbone” a euphemism? | |
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| SONG DU JOUR on 13:01 - Mar 14 with 373 views | franniesTache |
He's here,
He's there,
He's got Gail Porter's hair
Will smallbone, will smallbone.
(a classic as he's from basingrad)
You dirty northern bastard.
(to my old man)
Oh smallbone's a midfielder
He plays central and on the edge,
He'll blind you with his shiny head
He polishes with pledge.
Bit more esoteric (and one for Wilts)
F*ck Zidane, and f*ck Xavi, with an AK-47
He'll let them nowhere near the ball and send them up to heaven
William Smallbone here's our god makes Xavi look quite leaden.
Ohhh
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| SONG DU JOUR on 14:04 - Mar 14 with 301 views | PatfromPoole |
To the tune of "Que Sera, Sera...."
Oh Will Smallbone, Smallbone
A head like a full ice cream cone
Ralph was a coont to send him to Stoke on loan
Will Smallbone, Smallbone | |
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