SONG DU JOUR 11:01 - Mar 14 with 511 views | PatfromPoole | Who is the chosen player today? I have been desperate to live up to my wholly-merited reputation as the Sandbanks Bernie Taupin, but I need to know who my gushing admiration is for. | |
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SONG DU JOUR on 11:52 - Mar 14 with 479 views | SaintNick | Today's man is Will Smallbone | |
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SONG DU JOUR on 12:07 - Mar 14 with 463 views | PatfromPoole | To the tune of "I've got a shed that's bigger than this...." Oh Will Smallbone, from Basingstoke Will Smallbone's from Basingstoke As are Tanita Tikaram and Liz Hurley But he's more famous than them both | |
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SONG DU JOUR on 12:23 - Mar 14 with 448 views | SaintNick |
SONG DU JOUR on 12:07 - Mar 14 by PatfromPoole | To the tune of "I've got a shed that's bigger than this...." Oh Will Smallbone, from Basingstoke Will Smallbone's from Basingstoke As are Tanita Tikaram and Liz Hurley But he's more famous than them both |
To the tune of Hanging On the Telephone by Blondie Im with Will Smallbone He's the one on the football If he had Flynn Downes we would have beaten Millwall He's not a ginger but a sort of bald Alan Ball Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone
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SONG DU JOUR on 12:37 - Mar 14 with 428 views | PatfromPoole | Tapping into the Hjogjberg ditty..... Oh Will Smallbone The one and only From Basingstoke Went to Stoke on loan but he said it was fcuking grim Now he’s on the South Coast and he’s living like a King (I possibly come across as being a bit obsessed with Basingstoke; I can assure people I am not. It's just the first thing I think of when I hear his name....) | |
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SONG DU JOUR on 12:40 - Mar 14 with 421 views | PatfromPoole | Edit to my first effort: To the tune of "I've got a shed that's bigger than this...." Oh Will Smallbone, from Basingstoke Will Smallbone's from Basingstoke As are Cocklebreath and Liz Hurley But he's more famous than them both That's better...... | |
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SONG DU JOUR on 12:45 - Mar 14 with 420 views | PatfromPoole |
SONG DU JOUR on 12:23 - Mar 14 by SaintNick | To the tune of Hanging On the Telephone by Blondie Im with Will Smallbone He's the one on the football If he had Flynn Downes we would have beaten Millwall He's not a ginger but a sort of bald Alan Ball Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone
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Is “Hanging on the Will Smallbone” a euphemism? | |
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SONG DU JOUR on 13:01 - Mar 14 with 406 views | franniesTache | He's here, He's there, He's got Gail Porter's hair Will smallbone, will smallbone. (a classic as he's from basingrad) You dirty northern bastard. (to my old man) Oh smallbone's a midfielder He plays central and on the edge, He'll blind you with his shiny head He polishes with pledge. Bit more esoteric (and one for Wilts) F*ck Zidane, and f*ck Xavi, with an AK-47 He'll let them nowhere near the ball and send them up to heaven William Smallbone here's our god makes Xavi look quite leaden. Ohhh Welcome to Basingrad | | | |
SONG DU JOUR on 14:04 - Mar 14 with 334 views | PatfromPoole | To the tune of "Que Sera, Sera...." Oh Will Smallbone, Smallbone A head like a full ice cream cone Ralph was a coont to send him to Stoke on loan Will Smallbone, Smallbone | |
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