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SONG DU JOUR 11:01 - Mar 14 with 884 viewsPatfromPoole

Who is the chosen player today?

I have been desperate to live up to my wholly-merited reputation as the Sandbanks Bernie Taupin, but I need to know who my gushing admiration is for.


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SONG DU JOUR on 11:52 - Mar 14 with 852 viewsSaintNick

Today's man is Will Smallbone

Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime

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SONG DU JOUR on 12:07 - Mar 14 with 836 viewsPatfromPoole

To the tune of "I've got a shed that's bigger than this...."

Oh Will Smallbone, from Basingstoke
Will Smallbone's from Basingstoke
As are Tanita Tikaram and Liz Hurley
But he's more famous than them both

Poll: Would you take going down to League 1 if it meant new owners coming in?

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SONG DU JOUR on 12:23 - Mar 14 with 821 viewsSaintNick

SONG DU JOUR on 12:07 - Mar 14 by PatfromPoole

To the tune of "I've got a shed that's bigger than this...."

Oh Will Smallbone, from Basingstoke
Will Smallbone's from Basingstoke
As are Tanita Tikaram and Liz Hurley
But he's more famous than them both


To the tune of Hanging On the Telephone by Blondie

Im with Will Smallbone He's the one on the football
If he had Flynn Downes we would have beaten Millwall
He's not a ginger but a sort of bald Alan Ball
Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone
Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone

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Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime

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SONG DU JOUR on 12:37 - Mar 14 with 801 viewsPatfromPoole

Tapping into the Hjogjberg ditty.....

Oh Will Smallbone
The one and only
From Basingstoke
Went to Stoke on loan but he said it was fcuking grim
Now he’s on the South Coast and he’s living like a King

(I possibly come across as being a bit obsessed with Basingstoke; I can assure people I am not. It's just the first thing I think of when I hear his name....)

Poll: Would you take going down to League 1 if it meant new owners coming in?

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SONG DU JOUR on 12:40 - Mar 14 with 794 viewsPatfromPoole

Edit to my first effort:

To the tune of "I've got a shed that's bigger than this...."

Oh Will Smallbone, from Basingstoke
Will Smallbone's from Basingstoke
As are Cocklebreath and Liz Hurley
But he's more famous than them both

That's better......

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SONG DU JOUR on 12:45 - Mar 14 with 793 viewsPatfromPoole

SONG DU JOUR on 12:23 - Mar 14 by SaintNick

To the tune of Hanging On the Telephone by Blondie

Im with Will Smallbone He's the one on the football
If he had Flynn Downes we would have beaten Millwall
He's not a ginger but a sort of bald Alan Ball
Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone
Don't leave me hanging on the Will Smallbone

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Is “Hanging on the Will Smallbone” a euphemism?

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SONG DU JOUR on 13:01 - Mar 14 with 779 viewsfranniesTache

He's here,
He's there,
He's got Gail Porter's hair
Will smallbone, will smallbone.

(a classic as he's from basingrad)
You dirty northern bastard.

(to my old man)
Oh smallbone's a midfielder
He plays central and on the edge,
He'll blind you with his shiny head
He polishes with pledge.

Bit more esoteric (and one for Wilts)

F*ck Zidane, and f*ck Xavi, with an AK-47
He'll let them nowhere near the ball and send them up to heaven
William Smallbone here's our god makes Xavi look quite leaden.
Ohhh
Welcome to Basingrad
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SONG DU JOUR on 14:04 - Mar 14 with 707 viewsPatfromPoole

To the tune of "Que Sera, Sera...."

Oh Will Smallbone, Smallbone
A head like a full ice cream cone
Ralph was a coont to send him to Stoke on loan
Will Smallbone, Smallbone

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