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Dogs 22:18 - Jun 28 with 667 viewsSaintNick

My dog always barks when there's someone at the door.
I don't know why, as it's never for him.

I bought a dog from a blacksmith.
When I took him home he made a bolt for the door.

Every time the doorbell's rung, our dog goes to the corner ... he's a boxer

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Dogs on 23:36 - Jun 28 with 601 viewshedgeend61

I took my dog to be clipped.
He had a number 1 all over apart from the last two inches of his legs.
He's been fur lowed.

My dog, Rothman's, has no legs.
I often take him for a quick drag.

5 rottweilers eat mans face in france
Its just dog eat frog over there.

My 4 year old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown started.
He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
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Dogs on 01:25 - Jun 29 with 566 viewsSadoldgit

“My dog has no nose”.

“How does he smell”?

“Bloody awful”.
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Dogs on 12:28 - Jun 29 with 425 viewsTimSaint

What did the Scientist's dog do with his bones ? Barium

What do you call a snowman's little dog ? Slush Puppy

Minton, my pet Spaniel ate 2 Shuttle Cocks. Bad Minton.

What is round and green and chases sheep ? A Melon-Collie.

Why are dogs such bad dancers ? They have 2 left feet.

TimSaint

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