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I normally fast forward through adverts as they are all generally pathetic attempts at humour, or virtuous bullshit with dreary piano covers of classic songs sung by drunk sounding women.
But I saw one today for Amazon with scum premier league “superstars” like Pogba being delivered in Amazon boxes to watch football with some helmets.
These piece of shit companies continue to line the pockets of scum of the earth grasping footballers who only play when they feel like it, already on millions a year. Super rich filth c*nts, they deserve to be put in the stocks and dog excrement thrown at them.
On our way to the Spurs game, we put TalkSport on for a bit - as ours was their featured commentary game and we wanted to hear some of the build up.
When they cut to an advert break, my god, I don't know what it was for, but some guy was (I can only presume) deliberately singing loud and out of tune in a stupid voice, for (I think) some loan or insurance company !!
Utterly ridiculous and not even any comedy value in it and so poor, I couldn't even tell who the Ad was for FFS !!
I am old enough to remember when many of the ads on ITV were better than their programmes.
So called 'writers' these days are just too brainwashed to come up with anything remotely original or funny these days, it's mostly just mindless shouting or screaming on the TV adverts, with the likes of Worzel Gummidge and his script (written by the actor himself) full of boring innuendo that's all been done before but which has now reached children's TV. As I'm one of those who has no choice but to watch Coronation Street (trade in for Peaky Blinders),even the scripts and characters on that are either talking shite or in hospital. The days of the 'Secret Lemonade Drinker' etc are long gone.
So called 'writers' these days are just too brainwashed to come up with anything remotely original or funny these days, it's mostly just mindless shouting or screaming on the TV adverts, with the likes of Worzel Gummidge and his script (written by the actor himself) full of boring innuendo that's all been done before but which has now reached children's TV. As I'm one of those who has no choice but to watch Coronation Street (trade in for Peaky Blinders),even the scripts and characters on that are either talking shite or in hospital. The days of the 'Secret Lemonade Drinker' etc are long gone.
You can just picture today’s advertising rooms full of smug graduates calling each other “guys”, and battling to show who is the most virtuous and hilarious.
You can just picture today’s advertising rooms full of smug graduates calling each other “guys”, and battling to show who is the most virtuous and hilarious.