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Barbet's hat 22:40 - Jan 25 with 7740 viewsStreathamRanger

Thought it deserved its own thread. Seemed to have a life of its own tonight and contributed to a slightly below par performance from our favourite Frenchman.
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Barbet's hat on 22:57 - Jan 25 with 6852 viewsBrianMcCarthy

I thought his hat was inconsistent and it's positioning was poor.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Barbet's hat on 23:05 - Jan 25 with 6820 viewslarsricchi

Warbs has been going on about needing cover at CB
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Barbet's hat on 23:08 - Jan 25 with 6802 viewsStainrod

Thought he was wearing a fez at first.

Barbet about my favourite player - keeping it quiet last season he was playing on with a dislocated shoulder and then continuing to play with that head injury.

But even I agree he was a bit below par and underlines why Sanderson should get plenty of game time.
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Barbet's hat on 00:08 - Jan 26 with 6693 viewsHastings_Hoops

Just needs to score against Ch€l$€a and we have the makings of a new / recycled chant for him.
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Barbet's hat on 00:24 - Jan 26 with 6651 viewsNorthantsHoop

Reminded me of Basil Fawlty with the head bandage in The Germans episode of Fawlty Towers. To be honest his performance tonight was a bit bizarre, not one of his best.
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Barbet's hat on 00:31 - Jan 26 with 6630 viewsQPR_Jim

By the end it looked like one of those paper hats that a cheap fast food chain make their employees wear.
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Barbet's hat on 11:01 - Jan 26 with 6386 viewsPinnerPaul

If he doesn't wear that hat, the free kick goes in the top corner..............................
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Barbet's hat on 17:59 - Jan 29 with 6157 viewsStreathamRanger

More of a bandage today sadly although he did look generally a bit less concussed than in his performance against Swansea. What a choice we have at the back!
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Barbet's hat on 22:02 - Jan 29 with 5957 viewsNorthantsHoop

He was back on it again today after being out of sorts on Tuesday.
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Barbet's hat on 22:25 - Jan 29 with 5896 viewsterryb

Barbet's hat on 22:02 - Jan 29 by NorthantsHoop

He was back on it again today after being out of sorts on Tuesday.


I think we can forgive him that performance as it has been just the once in over one & a half seasons. Mind you, there will be trouble if he does it again!

How many league games in a row is it now that he has played every minute?
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Barbet's hat on 07:54 - Jan 30 with 5761 viewsDWQPR

Think Barbet’s hat should be inducted Into ForeverR’s!

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Barbet's hat on 09:56 - Jan 30 with 5636 viewsbosh67

Barbet's hat on 07:54 - Jan 30 by DWQPR

Think Barbet’s hat should be inducted Into ForeverR’s!


His hat has played more games than some of the players inducted so far.

Never knowingly right.
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Barbet's hat on 17:58 - Jan 30 with 5521 viewsPhil_i_P_Daddy

Barbet's hat on 00:24 - Jan 26 by NorthantsHoop

Reminded me of Basil Fawlty with the head bandage in The Germans episode of Fawlty Towers. To be honest his performance tonight was a bit bizarre, not one of his best.


Don't mention 'the hat'. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

First rule of Hat Club...

Phil_i_P

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Barbet's hat on 18:07 - Jan 30 with 5482 viewsHantsR

They ought to make replica hats available in the Club Shop - Barbet's Blue/Black Beret?

...and why not a Barbet doll while we're at it?
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Barbet's hat on 18:26 - Jan 30 with 5445 viewsStreathamRanger

Barbet's hat on 18:07 - Jan 30 by HantsR

They ought to make replica hats available in the Club Shop - Barbet's Blue/Black Beret?

...and why not a Barbet doll while we're at it?


I'd definitely buy a Barbet Beret. I can hear the song now to the tune of Rasberry Beret:
Barbet's beret
The kind you wear when you've been kicked in the stands
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Barbet's hat on 20:41 - Jan 30 with 5342 viewsDWQPR

Barbet's hat on 18:26 - Jan 30 by StreathamRanger

I'd definitely buy a Barbet Beret. I can hear the song now to the tune of Rasberry Beret:
Barbet's beret
The kind you wear when you've been kicked in the stands



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Barbet's hat on 22:31 - Jan 30 with 5250 viewsconnell10

Barbet's hat on 18:26 - Jan 30 by StreathamRanger

I'd definitely buy a Barbet Beret. I can hear the song now to the tune of Rasberry Beret:
Barbet's beret
The kind you wear when you've been kicked in the stands


Very funny mate! lol

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Barbet's hat on 09:54 - Jan 31 with 5154 viewsrobith

I like how he took it off in the 92nd minute so he'd look good in the post match insta shots
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Barbet's hat on 13:11 - Feb 2 with 4951 viewsEsox_Lucius

in an effort to persuade him to stay at the club how about a rendition of
"Ton chapeau, est magnifique. Ton chapeau, est magnifique.
C'est pleine de Coeur, courage et bravoure, ton chapeau est magnifique."
If that gets sung correctly by over half our fans he would feel obliged to stay.

The grass is always greener.

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Barbet's hat on 13:14 - Feb 2 with 4941 viewsTheChef

Smurf tastic.

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Barbet's hat on 21:44 - Feb 3 with 4763 viewsStreathamRanger

There's an Egyptian player with his head wrapped up like a ham. Not a good look.
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Barbet's hat on 20:44 - Feb 10 with 4539 viewsbellomatic

We have come into the possession of Yoann Barbet’s turban, which was thrown to us by Middlesborough’s Matt Crooks post-match, in an admirably sporting gesture. He could easily have taken it back to Teeside and displayed as a scalp in their club trophy cabinet.



Being close to this sacred relic is a special feeling. It is hard to describe, but a few initial observations: 



* It is surprisingly tight. We can’t even fit in on a 8-year-old. The man (or woman, just possibly) in charge of fitting turbans at QPR must have exceptional strength. The recent accounts state an increase in QPR’s football staff. Is turban fitting is a specialist role or is it untaken by a locker room generalist? 

* It is definitely French. It has the initial aroma of the Loire Valley followed by undernotes of the Paris subway.
* The grippiness is exceptional. It must provide a considerable advantage for directing headers in slippery conditions such as last night. Makes me wonder. Should all our players should be fitted with turbans?



If anyone has questions about the turban or would like to visit it in person, we would happy to oblige. Feel free to ask. 



We are still deciding whether to start a museum dedicated to our illustrious master of the diagonal pass, or whether to sell it on eBay to one of his adoring fans, and use the proceeds to provide free university education for the children of Shepherd’s Bush. Perhaps we should even return it to the club?

Any guidance on this matter much appreciated.
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Barbet's hat on 13:17 - Jun 4 with 3713 viewsStreathamRanger

Barbet's hat on 20:44 - Feb 10 by bellomatic

We have come into the possession of Yoann Barbet’s turban, which was thrown to us by Middlesborough’s Matt Crooks post-match, in an admirably sporting gesture. He could easily have taken it back to Teeside and displayed as a scalp in their club trophy cabinet.



Being close to this sacred relic is a special feeling. It is hard to describe, but a few initial observations: 



* It is surprisingly tight. We can’t even fit in on a 8-year-old. The man (or woman, just possibly) in charge of fitting turbans at QPR must have exceptional strength. The recent accounts state an increase in QPR’s football staff. Is turban fitting is a specialist role or is it untaken by a locker room generalist? 

* It is definitely French. It has the initial aroma of the Loire Valley followed by undernotes of the Paris subway.
* The grippiness is exceptional. It must provide a considerable advantage for directing headers in slippery conditions such as last night. Makes me wonder. Should all our players should be fitted with turbans?



If anyone has questions about the turban or would like to visit it in person, we would happy to oblige. Feel free to ask. 



We are still deciding whether to start a museum dedicated to our illustrious master of the diagonal pass, or whether to sell it on eBay to one of his adoring fans, and use the proceeds to provide free university education for the children of Shepherd’s Bush. Perhaps we should even return it to the club?

Any guidance on this matter much appreciated.


Now we know that Barbet is off home perhaps his hat should be placed on a pole on top of the Stan Bowles stand as a warning to opposing strikers. I suggest the pole be angled diagonally.

Adieu Barbet et bonne chance à Bordeaux
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Barbet's hat on 14:02 - Jun 4 with 3573 viewsTacticalR


Air hostess clique

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Barbet's hat on 14:05 - Jun 4 with 3560 viewsdistortR

Barbet's hat on 14:02 - Jun 4 by TacticalR



That's clearly a snail pretending to be a hat in order to avoid being eaten, TacticalR.
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