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Sam Edozie - a song 09:40 - Jan 8 with 1358 viewsPatfromPoole

Hot on the heels of my Romain Perraud masterpiece which has been so (un) accepted by the masses, I thought it was time Edozie had a ditty penned for him.

We do need more songs for our players.

Anyway, for my next non-pop smash….

To the tune of “Come On Eileen” by Dexy’s….


Sam Edozie
Will never play for Pompey
With him on the wing
We’ll win everything

Was too good for City
Makes your defence so shitty
With him on the wing
We’ll win everything

I am fully mindful we won’t win everything, and that he wasn’t too good for Man. City, but I am using artistic licence here, chaps…..
[Post edited 8 Jan 2023 9:45]

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Sam Edozie - a song on 11:00 - Jan 8 with 1235 viewsSaintNick

Fandabidozzi by Doug Horley has all the lyrics we need if we take a few verses out

He's the gaffa
He's the guv'nor
He's the big, big cheese
Head honcho, head honcho
He's the chief of our belief
He is the maker of our teeth, no greater, creator
El Supremo, Numerouno
Heaven's number one
Espiritu Santo come in power we cry to You
He is fandabidozzie, fandabidozzie
He's the God of everything
Fandabidozzie, fandabidozzie
Boss of our lives
He is fandabidozzie, fandabidozzie
He's the God of everything
Fandabidozzie, fandabidozzie
Boss of our lives
Boss of our lives
He's the master, He's the maker
He is heaven's greatest baker
He is Lord of the manna
He's the top enchilada
He invented the banana
He is J.C. Our M.C.
Pray, hey, ev'ry day, day we're gonna praise Him.

Similarly The Krankies



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Sam Edozie - a song on 12:00 - Jan 8 with 1194 viewsPatfromPoole

Sam Edozie - a song on 11:00 - Jan 8 by SaintNick

Fandabidozzi by Doug Horley has all the lyrics we need if we take a few verses out

He's the gaffa
He's the guv'nor
He's the big, big cheese
Head honcho, head honcho
He's the chief of our belief
He is the maker of our teeth, no greater, creator
El Supremo, Numerouno
Heaven's number one
Espiritu Santo come in power we cry to You
He is fandabidozzie, fandabidozzie
He's the God of everything
Fandabidozzie, fandabidozzie
Boss of our lives
He is fandabidozzie, fandabidozzie
He's the God of everything
Fandabidozzie, fandabidozzie
Boss of our lives
Boss of our lives
He's the master, He's the maker
He is heaven's greatest baker
He is Lord of the manna
He's the top enchilada
He invented the banana
He is J.C. Our M.C.
Pray, hey, ev'ry day, day we're gonna praise Him.

Similarly The Krankies




Neither of those have any reference to Pompey, which I thought was essential, as so classically showcased in the Hjogjberg song….

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Sam Edozie - a song on 21:40 - Jan 8 with 1094 viewsSaintNick

Sam Edozie - a song on 12:00 - Jan 8 by PatfromPoole

Neither of those have any reference to Pompey, which I thought was essential, as so classically showcased in the Hjogjberg song….


Im sure a man like yourself, who was once described as "Like Lennon & McCartney combined" could work with these lyrics and get in the usual Pompey references

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Sam Edozie - a song on 01:39 - Jan 10 with 985 viewsScoot

Could we please stop calling it Pompey? It's shiit city or cousin fukers

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Sam Edozie - a song on 06:47 - Jan 10 with 927 viewsPatfromPoole

Sam Edozie - a song on 01:39 - Jan 10 by Scoot

Could we please stop calling it Pompey? It's shiit city or cousin fukers


Neither of those vaguely rhyme with Edozie sadly, sir.

TBF I did try writing that song on Sunday morning with a hangover. Now I know how Noel Gallagher must feel.
[Post edited 10 Jan 2023 6:50]

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