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Scientists have discovered water on Mars accordng to the Beeb. I said to the Guv in the Cow & Hedge, “there's more water up there than there is in your beer Ted”.
Co-incidentally the excellent Total Recall was on the box last night, subterranean Martian colonies and triple breasted exotic dancers - Hooters Mars for away fans?
We need to tread very carefully or the Mysterons will freak out again, we'll see these all over the place
and Captain Black will stop managing Arsenal and concentrate instead on seeking revenge for his home planet.
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."