| LFW Message Board Glossary 17:05 - Aug 29 with 40599 views | Northernr |
"The pay-as-you-play deal" - whenever a potential signing is rumoured or suggested who is obviously a) too fcking old, b) too fcking expensive, c) qualifying for a hip replacement on the NHS, d) one of life's genuine arseholes who's blown up every dressing room he's ever been in, instead of dismissing the idea out of hand one is duty bound to suggest a pay-as-you-play deal. That he wouldn't accept this, and that this doesn't really exist, is irrelevant.
"Digging down" - whenever discussing the merits of a new stadium, of trying to redevelop the one we already have, one is duty bound to suggest digging Loftus Road down into the ground. The fact this would also dig it down into the water table and effectively create a world leading water polo venue for a good six months a year is also irrelevant. Will also accept "building out over South Africa Road" and "adding a revolving restaurant".
"Les was crap to start with as well" - whenever debating the ability or otherwise of a new striker, due consideration must always be given to the fact Les Ferdinand was total dog sht when he first got here. Please see three years of Conor Washington debate, or 17 pages (and counting) on Lyndon Dykes' move to Birmingham.
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:43 - Oct 9 with 3270 views | Boston |
Cleaning out the attic and my wife tells me we have no room for thousands of programmes, mainly 60''s/70's/80's best offer or a good home? |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:10 - Oct 9 with 3122 views | kensalriser |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:43 - Oct 9 by Boston |
Cleaning out the attic and my wife tells me we have no room for thousands of programmes, mainly 60''s/70's/80's best offer or a good home? |
You've fallen victim to spousal logic here. Clearly if they're already there then you do have space for them. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:19 - Oct 9 with 3104 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:26 - Oct 9 by kensalriser |
Home matches only, obvs. |
In Marti*, we trust.
Did you see what I did there?
* insert larest manager's name. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 22:38 - Oct 9 with 2967 views | Northolt_Rs |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 14:43 - Oct 9 by aston_hoop |
We always seem to need Shaun Derry. Even when we don't, someone will still say we need him. We are always a Shaun Derry from world domination. Need someone to win tackles in midfield? Shaun Derry. Need a nasty bastard? Shaun Derry. Need experience? Shaun Derry. Need a leader? Shaun Derry. Even when we have all of those things and things are just not functioning as well as they should, Shaun Derry would sort it out. He was even people's pick for manager after Ainsworth despite previous evidence proving that wouldn't be a great idea. I reckon we can't be more than a few defeats from someone suggesting Shaun Derry as the new CEO. |
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| Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR. |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:37 - Oct 12 with 2755 views | PlanetHonneywood |
On the grass - when a player's return from injury has completed early rehabilitation protocols to such an extent, that s/he can resume low-intensity running and/or participating in training on grass. | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 13:01 - Oct 14 with 2560 views | Benny_the_Ball |
The owners are bankrolling the club to the tune of £10 million a month. *
* with a million added on every 6 months.
Standard response to any thread regarding the board, FFP or transfer dealings. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:19 - Oct 14 with 2425 views | Juzzie |
"He has to go"
Quite appropriate to Watford fans who you wonder when the penny will drop that the Manager isn't the problem. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 04:54 - Oct 20 with 2090 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Cook* on today's defeat.
* insert player interviewed | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 09:37 - Oct 20 with 2012 views | Northolt_Rs |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 04:54 - Oct 20 by PlanetHonneywood |
Cook* on today's defeat.
* insert player interviewed |
Ooooh we need a thread on player soundbites after yet another depressing defeat.
“All in this together”
“We win as a team and lose as a team”
“Putting things right on the training pitch”
“Get back to basics” [Post edited 20 Oct 10:08]
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| Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR. |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:49 - Oct 20 with 1951 views | johnhoop |
“Bed wetting”- being concerned or pi——ed off when we win no games at home, play like a disorganised rabble and are bottom of the table. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:53 - Oct 20 with 1930 views | Northolt_Rs |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:49 - Oct 20 by johnhoop |
“Bed wetting”- being concerned or pi——ed off when we win no games at home, play like a disorganised rabble and are bottom of the table. |
“Go and support Chelsea” | |
| Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR. |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 03:04 - Oct 21 with 1800 views | Benny_the_Ball |
"He's been thoroughly QPR'd"
A manager or player who looks totally dishevelled, disheartened and disinterested having finally succumbed to the curse that is QPR. [Post edited 21 Oct 3:08]
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 06:53 - Oct 21 with 1763 views | GaryHaddock |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:49 - Oct 20 by johnhoop |
“Bed wetting”- being concerned or pi——ed off when we win no games at home, play like a disorganised rabble and are bottom of the table. |
The ‘Bed Wetters’ record isn’t great though. They’ve predicted relegation every season for the lad ten years and got it wrong.
I suspect they could be right this season though. Pass the mattress protector. |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:34 - Oct 21 with 1612 views | Benny_the_Ball |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 10:49 - Oct 20 by johnhoop |
“Bed wetting”- being concerned or pi——ed off when we win no games at home, play like a disorganised rabble and are bottom of the table. |
Usually accompanied by "It's only October/November/December" *
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:15 - Oct 21 with 1575 views | connell10 |
Tippy Tappy football = equals to very ineffective way of playing football. |  |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:17 - Oct 21 with 1570 views | connell10 |
We made ...insert team....look like Barcelona. | |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 15:00 - Oct 22 with 1445 views | kensalriser |
'This side is the worst I've ever seen'. | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:14 - Oct 22 with 1364 views | Boston |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 06:53 - Oct 21 by GaryHaddock |
The ‘Bed Wetters’ record isn’t great though. They’ve predicted relegation every season for the lad ten years and got it wrong.
I suspect they could be right this season though. Pass the mattress protector. |
You'll need an umbrella, they're the types who sleep in bunk beds. | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 16:57 - Oct 22 with 1323 views | waynes_tash |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 23:03 - Aug 29 by Myke |
Spackman
(I hope this hasn't been suggested already) |
What is a Spackman? Which is in itself a Spackman. Repeated use of the term can result in a rip in the space time continuum resulting in the Rsss finding themselves fecking bottom of the league. Fact. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:30 - Oct 22 with 1289 views | lightwaterhoop |
Hopefully Marti will sort things out during the international break. [Post edited 22 Oct 17:34]
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:40 - Oct 22 with 1278 views | aston_hoop |
The worst transfer window in living memory
For people who's living memory is less than one year long |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:29 - Oct 22 with 1213 views | CateLeBonR |
It's the hope that kills you.
You Rrrs! |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 09:32 - Oct 23 with 1094 views | elnombre |
"Potential banana skin'
Rangers draw Salford Boys Club U-9s second XI in a cup competition. | | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:03 - Oct 23 with 976 views | R_from_afar |
Something's not right behind the scenes.
These dark rumours of boardroom unrest, ominous rifts between different parts of the organisation and potentially major changes to our ownership are often used to explain why the team's form has nose dived. |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:53 - Oct 23 with 814 views | Benny_the_Ball |
What's happened to West London Sport?
Rumour mill that starts when they haven't published a podcast in a little while, followed by speculation that Magic Hat has been sacked. | | | |
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