| Joke For Today 08:21 - Mar 25 with 1985 views | SaintNick |
Paul McCartney was on the TV quiz show “Who wants to be a Millionaire?”
The question was, “When you find yourself in times of trouble, who comes to you, speaking words of wisdom?”
A. Mother Theresa
B. Mother Mary
C. The Mamas and the Papas
D. Mother, May I?
Paul answered: Letter B, Letter B, Letter B, Letter B. |  |
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| Joke For Today on 12:51 - Mar 25 with 1836 views | hedgeend61 |
What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam?
Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam!
What's brown, and half-eaten?
The Pope's Easter egg
Do race horses slow down when they see police horses? |  | | |
| Joke For Today on 18:29 - Mar 25 with 1655 views | InTimeAddedOn |
Islamophobia?
No, It’s just a meal choice.
Rather than lamb, some people just prefer chicken or beef with their Sunday roast…
Did you hear about the 2 people arrested at Southampton Airport yesterday?
They were trying to smuggle 12 porcupines into the country in two pillowcases.
Honestly, some people, I don’t know how they sleep at night…
The people of Sheffield, they have a proud history of steel making. Not only did they make the steel, they also sold a lot of the finished product to the world, bringing the old saying to mind: He who smelt it, dealt it! [Post edited 25 Mar 18:38]
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| Joke For Today on 22:35 - Mar 25 with 1501 views | HytheFerrytales |
A Roman walks into a bar and says " Can I have a Martinus".
Barman says " you mean a Martini ?"
No says the Roman. If I had wanted a double I would have asked for one. |  | | |
| Joke For Today on 22:57 - Mar 25 with 1474 views | InTimeAddedOn |
| Joke For Today on 22:35 - Mar 25 by HytheFerrytales |
A Roman walks into a bar and says " Can I have a Martinus".
Barman says " you mean a Martini ?"
No says the Roman. If I had wanted a double I would have asked for one. |
God tried alcohol for the first time in 79AD and really enjoyed it. After all day on the razzle he set about wreaking vengeance on the unworthy, he was supposed to destroy Pompey but in his befuddled state… | | | |
| Joke For Today on 23:33 - Mar 25 with 1444 views | 1885_SFC |
A wife is like a hand grenade.
Remove the ring and your house is gone. |  |
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| Joke For Today on 13:25 - Mar 26 with 1277 views | kingslandstand1 |
| Joke For Today on 23:33 - Mar 25 by 1885_SFC |
A wife is like a hand grenade.
Remove the ring and your house is gone. |
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| Joke For Today on 15:33 - Mar 26 with 1216 views | hedgeend61 |
My mate needed a bone marrow transplant
We found a match in Argentina
The operation was a success
Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.
I tied all of my spaghetti together whilst I was drunk last night.
Ended up skipping dinner
Paddy in the Bathroom and Murphy shouts up to him
Did you find the Shampoo?
Paddy, Yes but its for dry hair and i just wet mine [Post edited 26 Mar 17:05]
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| Joke For Today on 17:13 - Mar 26 with 1167 views | HytheFerrytales |
A Roman walks into a noisy crowded bar.
He holds up two fingers and shouts " 5 beers please, Claudius." | | | |
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