| On The Fence 11:11 - Nov 9 with 867 views | SaintNick |
I built an electric fence around my property....................................................
My neighbour is dead against it ... |  |
| Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime |
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| On The Fence on 14:54 - Nov 9 with 755 views | Chesham_Saint |
Was he shocked? |  |
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| On The Fence on 15:12 - Nov 9 with 740 views | TimSaint |
....he was wired !! |  |
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| On The Fence on 15:13 - Nov 9 with 738 views | TimSaint |
As I drove past Winchester nick the other day, I say a dwarf climbing down the perimeter fence. I though to myself, that's a little condescending. | |
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| On The Fence on 15:45 - Nov 9 with 711 views | Chesham_Saint |
| On The Fence on 15:13 - Nov 9 by TimSaint |
As I drove past Winchester nick the other day, I say a dwarf climbing down the perimeter fence. I though to myself, that's a little condescending. |
That was a brief comment. A bit like what the judge gave him...a short sentence! | |
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| On The Fence on 15:46 - Nov 9 with 709 views | Bazza |
| On The Fence on 15:45 - Nov 9 by Chesham_Saint |
That was a brief comment. A bit like what the judge gave him...a short sentence! |
perhaps he needed a long stretch |  | | |
| On The Fence on 23:05 - Nov 9 with 580 views | hedgeend61 |
Nine medical tests you can do yourself.
Wander into the back garden and piss on your neighbour’s fence (again).
If it dries quickly, you have high sodium (salt) levels and pending heart problems.
If it attracts ants your sugar level is too high and you might be diabetic.
If your piss is dark and of limited quantity, you are dehydrated.
If your stream didn’t reach the fence, you have a prostrate problem.
If it is bright pink you have kidney problems.
If you forgot to get your knob out and you pissed your pants, you have Alzheimer’s.
If you missed the fence you have Parkinson’s.
If your stream smells meaty, your cholesterol level is far too high.
If you can’t smell your urine, you have Coronavirus. |  | | |
| On The Fence on 07:18 - Nov 11 with 422 views | darthvader |
| On The Fence on 23:05 - Nov 9 by hedgeend61 |
Nine medical tests you can do yourself.
Wander into the back garden and piss on your neighbour’s fence (again).
If it dries quickly, you have high sodium (salt) levels and pending heart problems.
If it attracts ants your sugar level is too high and you might be diabetic.
If your piss is dark and of limited quantity, you are dehydrated.
If your stream didn’t reach the fence, you have a prostrate problem.
If it is bright pink you have kidney problems.
If you forgot to get your knob out and you pissed your pants, you have Alzheimer’s.
If you missed the fence you have Parkinson’s.
If your stream smells meaty, your cholesterol level is far too high.
If you can’t smell your urine, you have Coronavirus. |
..and if the fence is electric and don't feel, "a bit of a tingle" - you are dead [Post edited 11 Nov 2020 7:19]
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